Indaba yothando lwabesifazane nezicathulo igcwele ukuhamba futhi iwa, futhi ukudumazeka okubabayo, ama-plasters andizayo, isikhumba esingaphandle futhi abiyelwe. Umama abangane bethu abafungile ngegama le-pike le-cynical.
Fuck-me-izicathulo
IHollywood iphakamisa ukuthi owesifazane ngamunye kufanele abe nezicathulo ezinhle kakhulu esithendeni esiphakeme kakhulu futhi esincanyana senani elihunyushiwe. Basho ukuthi ugqoke okunjalo - futhi manje usuvele ungumngane kaBeckham noma ngandlela thile. Isipiliyoni sibonisa ukuthi kulo mbhangqwana ungalala kahle kuphela, kahle, kahle, usengathatha izithombe. Futhi lokho ngokulandela iminwe ngobumnene.Labo abanekhala elinamatshe
Imfashini yayivele isesule, kepha emasokeni e-hood-asebenzayo alesi simboni se-suede azwakele okuthile okuhehayo. Ekamelweni elifanelekile wazizwa njengoGretchen ngaphambili, i-heroine yezinganekwane ze-Andersen. Kepha bekufanele ukuba kuphume uye emgwaqweni, njengoba uzizwa uyisihlungi. Futhi nonke nifunda umbono wawo wonke umuntu: "Wantshontsha ugogo wakhe?" Futhi "Kubonakala sengathi, unaye 45."
Ngentambo
Imichilo enhle yesikhumba yabizelwa ukugcizelela umusa wamaqakala wakho. Eqinisweni, bazama ukuguqula imilenze yakho ibe amasoseji asongwe ngezintambo futhi amise ukufinyelela kwegazi ezinyaweni zakho.Izikebhe zeTaspid
Ngokuqinile, ngasikhathi sinye femune, uthembisa isithende esincane, kuqinisekisa kube lula ... Yebo, kanjani, kanjani. Futhi-ke uhambe ekhaya ungafake zicathulo, ubambe umbhangqwana onqunu ngesandla sakho futhi wenza sengathi wawudingeka. Kwashisa nje, ngakho-ke ngiya. Nginelungelo. Yebo. Lapha ngiyafuna futhi ngiyigqoke izicathulo.
ISpanish Boogne
Epulatifomu
Hewu! Njengezithende, ezinzile kuphela. Futhi imfashini enjalo! Bengicabanga ukuthi awukade usuka ekuphakameni kokukhula kwawo + 10 cm. Futhi waphinda wawa. Nokuqhubeka. Kubukeka sengathi awuseyona i-acrobat-wodulist.Gosnovaya
Konke bekukuhle futhi kulula, futhi wawungasabi, bekusesitimeleni esinabantu abaningi, waphoqa i-wasteland neqhwa. Futhi zonke izithombe ezivela kulezo zikhathi futhi zimemeze "amashumi ayisishiyagalolunye!"
Ama-uggs
Kwesinye isikhathi, ubonile ukuthi ubusuku obungenakuguqulwa buqhubeka nezithende, kodwa izifiso zentando, ukulahla amabhuzu, aqhathaniswe nokulula ngama-slipper, awunawo. Ngakho-ke, waqhubeka nokuya kubo ngenkathi ama-reagents kanye nosawoti ababencishwe amathuba ekugcineni.Izicathulo ze-ballet ngokuphelele
Igingqike ngokuthinta izigaxa ezithinta inhliziyo, njenge-kitten noma isinamoni rogali, zibeka esitolo sezesekeli kanye noManili, thenga, zisithathe ezandleni ezinhle. Ngubani owayazi ukuthi bancipha kunokwezindaba nakwindlela obeka ngayo isikhumba esibuthakathaka sezinyawo hhayi yonke imigodi, kanye nama-slides, kepha ngisho nakubukeka sengathi uzozwa konke ukuphola asphalt.
Izicathulo ezibomvu
Amatilosi athanda acacile, futhi isiwula ... MDA. Ngokuvamile, wabona isinali elibomvu futhi okuthile kwacishwa ebuchosheni. Futhi ubathengile futhi wabeka egumbini. Ngoba lokho abayikho ngalokho abangacacile. Kepha obomvu njengesibhengezo kwi-parade.Ama-sneaker akhethekile wokugijima
Unamahloni? Unamahloni.
Izicathulo zomshado
I-apotheosis yokungasho lutho kanye nokuphazamiseka. Futhi anginikeli muntu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, into ejwayelekile yezicathulo ezinjalo ukubulala udoti ngosuku olulodwa, ngoba lolu suku ludlula luhluke futhi lubuthakathaka. Nemichilo, noma ngabe, kwakuyizindumiso kuzo? Ngemuva kwalokho bawa, mhlawumbe, yebo?