Lo mbhalo uyiPics.Ru enikele kubo bonke omama abasebasha ababonakala bekhona emhlabeni baqukethe ama-diapers angcolile, (kashek kashek kanye namathoyizi wezingane. Amaholide oNyaka oMusha - sekuyisikhathi sokudlula izipipi okuncane ezindebeni ezizukulwaneni ezindala futhi zenze okuhlukile kumyeni wakhe! Siqoqe izinketho zokungcebeleka ezi-7 - Khetha noma ngubani!
Lala ngaphezulu
Igama elingukhiye - ndawonye. Lapho kungekho muntu embhedeni embhedeni. Noma ingane efundisa, edinga ngokuphuthumayo amabele, azikho izinja, azikho izingcaphuno, akukho zinto, akukho foni. Indoda eningi, icindezela, imcindezele ngayo yonke umzimba nokulala! Ososayensi bafakazele ukuthi iphupho elihlangene leningi linomthelela ekuqiniseni ubudlelwano phakathi kwendoda nomkayo. Futhi ngokuvamile, khumbula, ekugcineni, ukuthi awugcini nje ngomuntu wokudla onomhlaseli omsulwa, kodwa futhi nowesifazane kwesinye isikhathi okudingekayo ezingeni. Yebo, futhi umyeni wami uyakukhumbula. Ukuphuthelwa Kweqiniso!Ukuya ocansini
Ngokubona kwethu, le nto ihlobene ngqo neyokuqala (nawe ukaputeni usobala) - hlanganisa, kepha ungahluphi! Ukuyela ocansini kwabazali abancane. Kwesinye isikhathi ukungakhubazekile: akunaso isikhathi noma isifiso, kepha isikhathi sokulala, ukukhathala kanye nesikhathi sokutakula ngemuva kokulethwa. Kepha isitha asikunciphisi indlela yethu eqhoshayo! Qala ama-pornololics, amalitha wokuthambisa, ukubekezela nokulwa! Kukholakala ukuthi ngemuva kokuzalwa kwengane umuntu wesifazane uyakwazi ukuvula ubulili bakhe ubulili futhi. Ngakho-ke hlola!
Yenzani
Uma kungekho ukukhetha ngocansi - ungakhathazeki. Kusenenqwaba yezindlela zokubonisa uthando nothando. Yenza ukugcona komunye nomunye, yenza izinwele ezisondelene nge-darth vader, ukushayela emathangini, uhlele i-Srach kwi-Intanethi bese uqinisa wonke umuntu, uwela esitolo sezingubo, uwagcina iminsalo yaseSabiya ngempela , ehlobo ukuhlela impi yezibhamu zamanzi ehlobo ebusika - impi yeqhwa. Cabanga nje ukuthi usesikhathini, uneminyaka engu-19 futhi usaphambili. Scary Bodriti!
Shintsha isihloko
Akekho kini owake waba nesipiliyoni sokuba ngumzali, ngakho-ke izindima ezintsha zokomphakathi zikamama nobaba - ezintweni ezintsha. Ochwepheshe bezengqondo baxwayise: Dlala, kepha musa fuck! Ungakhohlwa ukuthi wena, phakathi kwezinye izinto, umyeni kanye nomfazi, ngakho-ke khumbula amahlaya amadala, nixoxe ngeNqubomgomo Yezokushisa Komhlaba, khuluma nesihloko esingahlobene Ingane - kubalulekile ukugcina umndeni kanye nesizathu. Sikholelwe ngeZwi.Iya kubantu
Okungenani ku-movie. Ngaphandle kwalokho, esikhathini esizayo esiseduze, ngenxa ye-Earth Berunout Syndrome (CEV), ubeka engcupheni yokuba yingozi, umyeni wamabhonadi amakhanda ekhanda ngokubukeka okukodwa, noma okuqhakaza okunengekayo nge-kolodun ekhanda futhi ukuntuleka ngokuphelele kwenzalo empilweni. Ngakho-ke yizo vakashela, endaweni ye-cafe, ehlathini, esigabeni se-tantric yoga noma eklabhini yokujika. Umsebenzi wakho ukuthola okuvelayo okuningi okusha ngangokunokwenzeka, ngakho-ke cabanga ngokungathí sina ngeklabhu yokujikijela.
Zivocavoce
Siyavuma impela ukuthi njengoba ubelethe ingane enempilo nenhle, manje ungadla amakhekhe ngemuva kobusuku obungu-12, ungabe upende ukusekela i-Greenpeace futhi uphonsa kahle futhi uhlakaniphile?) Kepha eqinisweni semidlalo umane ubhubhisa futhi izindlela ezinokwethenjelwa kakhulu zokuthola ama-endorphin ebuchosheni kunokuba, yisho, utshwala. Ngakho-ke thatha isinyathelo sokuqala - thatha umyeni bese uya e-SPA, egijimini, echibini noma nje.
Yenza izindaba zakho
Sibucayi. Indoda yakhe mayiye embongolweni yokudoba, ukuze ihambe, egumbini lokugeza, egalaji, esigxotsheni sasenyakatho ngezinyawo, futhi wenza izindaba zakho. Hlangana nezintombi, hamba uzithengele ingubo entsha (ngalesi qaphela - i-hormone ngeke ilale, ubungozi ukuthenga okuthile ngegolide nezimpaphe), iya kwi-manicunture kanye ne-haircut (lapha futhi kuqaphile - iya endaweni efakazelwe lapho wenza khona ungavumi ukuziphatha kwakho ukwenza i-alla Pugachev yesibili kusuka kuwe edolweni), iya kumtapo wezincwadi (kahle, ngokungazelelwe, uphazamisekile kukho konke futhi uhlale nawe. Buyisela, ngakho-ke ukukhuluma, ulahlekelwe ukulingana okuqotho. Futhi ungakhathazeki: emahoreni ambalwa, umhlaba ngeke uwa. Sibheke.