Akunandaba ukuthi ngangifuna ukukholelwa kanjani kukho - AKUKHO ABAKUKHONA Abesifazane Abakahle Emhlabeni Abaphila Ngokunenjabulo Ngaphandle Khululeka Futhi Abangenalo Izakhiwo. Ngisho nowesifazane ozethemba kakhulu ekhanda uhlala ungabaza kangako njengamaqhude asehostela.
Wonke umuntu unezinkinga kuphela, umehluko ukuthi owesifazane ubhekana kanjani nalezi zinhlaka. Isibonelo, izakhiwo ezivela esigabeni "amabele amancane kakhulu / amabi", "ekhaleni nge-humpback", "izindlebe zinamathela" ungabulala ama-dichlorophos, noma uvele sengathi lezi zinkinga azinjalo, konke kuhlelekile. Yebo, lokho, ukuthi ikhala lejika - kepha imbongolo elalela kanye nemilenze kudala!
Owesifazane weqiniso wasemhlabeni awukwazi ukulunga nje - unama-curves adingekayo noma umcibisholo, noma i-manicure ngokungalingani, noma izindlebe ezinamathemba afihlwe ngekhono ngaphansi kwemicu ende. Uma ubona owesifazane ophelele kakhulu phambi kwakho, lapho kungekho khona okuncane okunephutha - lesi yisizathu sokusola okuthile okungalungile - kungenzeka ukuthi lona wesifazane ame phambi kwakho, Futhi mhlawumbe lokhu ku-mannequin ...
Ungawuzwa kaninginingi umbono onjalo wokuthi owesifazane wangempela kufanele abe nesifazane ngokuphelele, ngisho nesikhwama lapho i-oda eliphelele liphoqeleka nje. Well ... isikhwama sowesifazane ojwayelekile sanamuhla akuyona nje into enhle kakhulu - leli ithuluzi elibaluleke kakhulu le-Amazon yasemadolobheni. Nangu wena nesibuko, futhi i-powder, kanye nezinduku, namakhadi wesaphulelo angama-50, uhhafu wazo obekuvaliwe, kanye ne-talisman, kanye nekhithi yengane, kanye ne-kit encane kwenye into. Futhi uma ucabanga ukuthi konke lokhu akukuhlanganisi ngempela esikhwameni sentokazi - kusho ukuthi awutholanga ngowesifazane wangempela. Futhi into ethakazelisa kakhulu ukuthi kuphela owesifazane wangempela ongakwazi ukubheka futhi athathe isikhwama esikhwameni sakhe endabeni yemizuzwana.
Owesifazane weqiniso uhlala engabaza: "Khulisa imbongolo noma izindebe?", "Thenga isikhwama esinsundu noma mnyama? Noma mhlawumbe bobabili? "," Gqoka i-pink blouse ku grey polka amachashazi namuhla noma grey ku-pink peas? "
Abantu abangaganyisiwe babhala ukuthi owesifazane wangempela usacabanga abanye, kufaka phakathi amadoda. Kepha umfazi wangempela wasemhlabeni uhlala ekhathazekile ngabo bonke - bonke - bonke - ama-cutlets awomile kakhulu, ingane iphuma emfashini, umyeni ngeke afunde lutho, umyeni wabonakala ngandlela thile ekhathalela kakhulu, njll. . Futhi ngicela ungitshele ukuthi kufanele ngijabule kanjani? Yebo, uma umile mega-mstame ezolile, qiniseka ukuthi yi-robot ngqo.
Inikeza nombono wokuthi owesifazane wangempela ungumuntu oqinile. Yebo kunjalo. Cha, yiyodwa ngokuya ngomzimba, kepha uma umuntu ecabanga ukuthi umuntu oyedwa usebusweni bentokazi ethile phambi kwakhe - unephutha elikhulu. Ngaphakathi, Kukhona nesiwula, ne-panther enothando, ne-panther ephathelene nonkosikazi wasendlini, nomfazi oqinile, nekati emnene, nesigaxa. Futhi manje cabanga ukuthi bavame ukuxhumana nabanye, futhi ngemibala ephakeme, noma balwe. Konke lokhu kuvezwa e-monologue yangaphakathi yowesifazane ngamunye - intombazane engaphakathi ecishe ifunda umkhangileko wokuziphatha izolo ephathini yebhizinisi, futhi lokho kuvikelwe, okuholela engxabanweni ngesikhathi esifanele. Futhi-ke ixhumeke kwingxoxo ne-dozer yabantu yangaphakathi. Ngakho-ke, wazi uma ucabanga ngombuzo "Ucabangani manje?" Owesifazane uphendula ngokuthi "Lutho ..." - Lokhu kunembile enkingeni - amaMadamemok angaphakathi avumelana ngokunembile ngokuthile ...
Owesifazane weqiniso uhlala azi ngalokho akufunayo - yebo, noma ngabe kunjani! Khumbula ukuthi ekhanda lowesifazane wangempela wasemhlabeni ngasikhathi sinye uhlala okungenani nobuntu obuhlukahlukene? Ngakho-ke, ngamunye wabo ufisa eyakhe, futhi ngamunye wabo uhola impikiswano yakho yesisindo. Hhayi, nginganquma kanjani entweni eyodwa?
Kuphakanyiswa ukuthi owesifazane wangempela akaboni izithiyo, umane nje wanda ukuthi ubudala bakhe abunandaba, futhi bonke bayenga kangako ukuthi abuzwa isizungu - kodwa noma ngubani, hhayi noma ngubani, hhayi owesilisa, hhayi noma ngubani, hhayi noma ngubani, hhayi owesilisa.
Owesifazane weqiniso uhlala esaba ukuhlala yedwa, uzama ukufihla iminyaka yakhe, azazi ukuthi azethula kanjani yena futhi nsuku zonke ukugijima kwakhe kwangempela ngezingqinamba, ezingxoxweni ezijwayelekile nama-cockroaches afanayo. Abekho abesifazane abafanele, kepha kutholakala 'ngamaphutha' afanayo futhi okufanayo kwaqamba amanga, okwenza umfazi avela kowesifazane. Isiphetho esinjalo sobulili obuhle - ukuhlala ngokungabaza okungapheli, benze amaphutha, balwe nenqwaba yezakhiwo nezinye izinsuku zezinkinga.