Ngisho nendoda elungile kakhulu ayikho cha, futhi izomiswa esimweni se-varan. Ngakho-ke, unkosikazi kufanele ahlulelwe hhayi kuphela ngokugoqa, kodwa futhi nemininingwane.
Vele, isilinganiselo sethu sinemibandela esikhulu kunazo zonke - konke kuncike eminyakeni yobudala, isisindo, ukudla okulula kanye nezinsimbi zokudla okulula - abanye abafana namagremu angu-200 we-brandy fly to leningrad esikhundleni se-pavlik. Kepha umbono ojwayelekile wezigaba zokudakwa kwesilisa ungenziwa.1. O, hhayi ukuhleka (ibhodlela likabhiya)
Kulungile. Ibhodlela likabhiya wendoda endala iyahlekisa ngempela, ukube nje analo ukuyohlolwa udokotela.2. Futhi ubani intombazane engiyithandayo? (150 vodka)
Isigaba sokuqala, esithengiwe kabusha ngowesifazane onolwazi ngesinye isikhathi: Kubonakala sengathi, kubukeka kahle, kepha vele uthande kakhulu3. Angikaze ngiphuze! (300 ml)
Uyazishaya esifubeni futhi afunge ukuthi akazange aphuze. Lapho ushaya isifuba, intandokazi kwesinye isikhathi ilahlekelwa ibhalansi.4. Yini? (400 ml)
Lokhu kungukusabela ekusikweni ngokucophelela - bathi, baby, unesilonda kanye ne-colitis. Kuchazwe nge-intenation enolaka, izinketho zentuthuko zimbili kuphela: ihlazo noma "cha, cha, akukho lutho."5. I-Moldo Ryumka Vodka etafuleni (isigamu-litre)
UPaul-amalitha yiyunithi lomlingo kangaka levolumu, amukele lokho, othandekayo uyazi ukuthi unesifo.6. Sinengane? (700 ml)
Uma kungekho mfazi omangalisayo osusondele, le ndoda idonsela amadombolo ukusuka efrijini, yawathulula e-skillet, yathela iqanda, ilinde imizuzu embalwa futhi idle imizuzu embalwa futhi idle. Endabeni yokumelana notshwala obuphansi, ukhohlwa ukuvula igesi. Kepha usamnandi.7. Kwanele ukuphuza i-shit, nginenye ibhodlela elilodwa (1 l)
Umzuzu obalulekile. Isitimela, isihogo kanye ne-avgar kuqala.8. Nginelungelo! (1.1 l)
Ugcizelela ngakwesokunene sakhe ukudansa ama-striptease kwikhawuntari yebha futhi acasuke kakhulu uma isidalwa sithuthumela (bheka uMfazi ") hhayi iminsalo emincane kakhulu.9. UMasik, ungixolele ngakho konke (amalitha ayi-1,2)
Muhle kakhulu, angekwanele wena. Nakhu kungukusho kanye lapho amadoda angempela ekhala futhi eshaya izinye izindawo.10. "Wafa" (1.3 L)
1.3 Ama-Liters - Akuzange kwenziwe amagatsha, uyazi!11. Yini onomona? (1.4 L)
"Ungabi nomhawu, singabangane naye nje," othandekayo futhi ngokushaya umnyango uJamb endaweni yalowo msolwa.12. Ukunakekelwa ebusuku (1.5 amalitha)
Lokhu kuyimfoloko. Kuphakathi kokuthi alale, noma ashiye kuze kube phakade. Lapha akaqondanga, uzothola enye indawo lapho konke kuzokwehluka khona. Kuyaqhubeka, yingakho, futhi balala ekhabethe.13. Ungubani? (1.5 L +)
Lapho bezama ukusakaza bakubeke, uthukuthele futhi uyamemeza: "Phumani, ngishadile." Futhi unkosikazi uphonsa kuze kufike ekuseni ngaphansi kokuhlwitha ezingezwayo ejabule ngokuphelele.Esithombeni: Uhlaka oluvela kwifilimu "i-Bachelor Party eVegas".