Ngokumangazayo, ngekhulu le-XXI kusaba khona ngesibindi abantu abanesibindi nabanesibindi abakholelwa kulezo zinganekwane kanye nezinganekwane ezigcwele indlela enameva yokukhulelwa nokuzalwa kwengane. Kulungile, babezithanda buthule, kepha bazama nokudlulisela lolu lwazi kuwo wonke umuntu ozungezile. Sibona kulo mzamo wokulawula abesifazane futhi ukhiphe konke ukwesaba ngenxa ye-akhawunti kanye!
I-Thelemonium Brain
Mayelana nokuqokwa kwe-Ombudsman entsha, okungenye yezingxoxo ezitshelwe ngayo "isayensi entsha ye-Teleangonia", izimpendulo zalokhu kuphambene nayo yonke imithetho yohlobo lwezakhi zofuzo kanye nokubhaliswa amaphiko. Uma kafushane, okuthunyelwe okuyinhloko kwe-Telegonia ngumlingani wokuqala ngokobulili kowesifazane kunomthelela wofuzo ebhizinisini lakhe. Kuwumbono ongelona iqiniso ukuthi abaningi basetshenziswa njengendlela yenkulumo-ze yobumsulwa nobumsulwa besifazane kanye nokukhishwa kwama-peerer.By the way, ezihlokweni ezikhuluma nge-telegon, ngasizathu simbe lapho kukholelwa ukuthi umlingani wokuqala wowesifazane, owokuqala, umzuzwana, umlutha wesibili, umlutha wesithathu, ngokulandelana, umfazi wawuyobe Zalelwa kuphela ngabakwa-Black-to-Drug abalutha uma ushada ne-Albino yaseJapan ecacile yaseJapan. Kuyaphawuleka ukuthi alikho i-telogonivo emadodeni. Ukuhlangana? Ungacabangi.
Abesifazane bahlala bafuna izingane
Futhi uma lona wesifazane engafuni izingane, umyeni wakhe ngu-M * Duck futhi azazi ukuthi ziphatha kanjani umkakhe. Ngoba eduze kwendoda evamile, abesifazane bafuna ukubeletha izingane ngaphandle kokuma. Uma kungenjalo - umfazi ongalungile owenza uju olungalungile. Umsebenzi? Impilo yomuntu siqu? Izintshisekelo zakho? Cha, akezwanga. Ikhulume ngokukhethekile ukuzala okungenakuqhathaniswa. Ama-Naturopaths angenasibindi athanda isibeletho ukuqoqa amandla omhlaba, esifundise ngaphandle kwama-pantire ngaphansi kwesiketi esingu-20, futhi noma yisiphi isifo siphathwa ngeqabunga le-plarter ebunzini.
Ngemuva kokukhipha isisu kuthuthukisa ukungazizali
Le ndaba yenganekwane ishiya izimpande kulezo zikhathi eziminyene lapho ukukhishwa kwezisu kuvinjelwe, futhi zenziwa ngezindlela zezandla, kufaka phakathi nezikhulumi, ama-bulbs ahlubukile kanye nezinye izibhamu zokuhlushwa. Kuliqiniso, ukukhipha isisu akuyona indlela yokuvimbela inzalo, kepha izindlela zesimanje - vacuum, kususelwa izidakamizwa - ukunciphisa amathuba okuba nezinkinga okungenani, uma kwenziwa ngaphansi kokulawulwa kodokotela ngaphansi kwezimo ezifanele. Kwesinye isikhathi kuyadingeka ukwenza isisu lapho ukukhulelwa kubanda ekuqaleni, njengomthetho, ngemuva kwalokhu, abesifazane bazala izingane ezinempilo futhi ezinhle.I-Ultrasound Eyingozi
Ukuya ocansini ngesikhathi sokukhulelwa akunakubandakanyeka
Ngoba ingane izoba dent (!) Ekhanda (!!). Ama-Dude, wenzeni ngezifundo ze-biology ebangeni le-9 ?! Ingane iyantanta ku-bubble egcwele amanzi anamanzi omlomo, futhi emnyango wesibeletho - intamo evalwe ngokuqinile, ngakho-ke alikho ilungu esimweni esijwayelekile sobulili ngaphambi kokuthi litholakale, noma lipholile kangakanani. Ukuphela kwento esongelwa ekuphazamisekeni, izici eziphansi noma ezinye izici zokukhulelwa, udokotela angaluleka ukukhawulela umsebenzi wezocansi.Uma umama edla okuningi, ingane izoba mikhulu
Umama angadla amasangweji amahlanu ngebhotela lokudla kwasekuseni, kwasemini kanye nesidlo sakusihlwa - ngesisindo nosayizi wengane ngeke kuthinte muntu. Kepha umfazi ngemuva kokuzalwa kwengane kuzofanela alahle amakhilogremu weNet.
Ngesikhathi sokubeletha, isitho sangasese sakhiwe ngokungapheli
Ngesikhathi sokubeletha, owesifazane kufanele athole i-orgasm
Owesifazane akufanele abe yilutho kunoma ngubani, ake siqale ngalokhu. Mayelana ne-Orgasm nasekulweni okuqubuka futhi ukuthanda ukukhuluma abasekeli bemvelo engenabuntu. Kuze kudingeke kangakanani ukuze ukhanyiselwe ukuba ube okwamanje lapho uzama ukumba izinsana ezintathu- (ezine noma ezinhlanu noma ezinhlanu-), zizwa injabulo futhi ngisho ne-orgasm, asazi. Ngokusobala, ukufa nje kungaphansi kwamandla, vumela ama-NaturoPaths ajabule.I-EPIDURUCK - ZLO
UCesarean - Lokhu akukuhambi kwangempela, ngakho-ke kufanele usho ukuthi "ungabelethi", kodwa "wanika impilo"
Njengoba ngikwazi ukubeletha. Njengoba sifuna, ngakho-ke sizokhuluma. Kwakunganele ukuzizwa unecala ngoba wonke umuntu wahlala ephila futhi enempilo.Ngemuva kwesigaba seCesarean, umsebenzi wemvelo awunakwenzeka
UNanny uqasha i-shitter - ngaphambi kwezingane eziyi-10 zabhekana ngokuthula
Yebo, nasensimini kwabeletha. Abantu abathi ngesizathu esithile bakhohlwa ngezinga lokufa kwabantu besifazane nengane. Futhi lapho bezala iminyaka eyi-10, khona-ke eneminyaka emithathu ubudala basiza omama emsebenzini wasendlini futhi banakekele abancane, kufaka phakathi lapho eya ensimini, ehlathini noma efektri. Ngakho-ke akudingekile lapha.