FEBRUARY 13 - Ikhondomu Yosuku Lomhlaba Wonke. Ungasho ungezelelwa ngoFebhuwari 14 usuku.
Ngokuhlonipha iholide elinjalo, sanquma ukufundela kwabesifazane, njengoba sinikeza umuntu ngokumangalisayo noma ngokunambitha umuntu azogqoka ikhondomu. Amagama nokusabela kwamadoda, sanquma futhi ukufaka kule ndatshana.
QAPHELA! Qaphela! Ezinye izinketho zibangela ukuhleka okukhulu okungalawuleki!
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Ngizele ku-Hint Ehlakaniphile: "Kuhle, ngabe wawufunda" indoda ecaleni "Chekhhov?" Futhi hhayi ukusikisela, kepha ngokukhululekile ukukhuluma: "E, unayo ibhendi yokunwebeka?" - Futhi okokuqala xwayani ukuthi akekho, ngoba le nsizwa isishintshile ebusweni bayo. Kepha wabe esebuza: "Ngabe izinwele zakho zivimba izinwele zakho? Ngiyakwazi ukubamba ... "Futhi lapha ngashintsha ebusweni bami, ngoba ngangiqala ukucabanga ngezinwele ezingekho ekhanda lami. Futhi lapho, ngombono wami, kwakukhona ibhendi enjoloba. Ngenhlanhla, konke kwaxazululwa ekugcineni.
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Omunye oneminyaka engu-40 ubudala (futhi wasakazeka) ndoda, oneminyaka engama-26 ubudala, ephendula isicelo esizovikeleka ekucasukeni: "EH, Intsha, unjani! Futhi lapha, ngokuvamile, wake wethemba abantu. "
Yebo, kwavela, ngiyakwazi ukugqoka ngejubane lomlilo.
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Ngokubona kwami, u-Oleg Kuvaev sekuyisikhathi eside evaliwe isihloko esidlule. "Unayo into enjalo?"
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Futhi kwenzeka kimi lapha ukuthi isizukulwane sabantu abasenzeka sase sikhulile, okwakungabanjwa yiMasyany.
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Ngihlala nginelukuluku nokungathembani kubantu abathi, esikhundleni sokusho ukuthi, baqale ukuthanda ama-euhemisms. Yebo, ngani?
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Yebo, mhlawumbe iqiniso linamahloni. Nginesibonelo sentombi, engaphansi kwamashumi amathathu, kodwa ngendoda embhedeni ukuyokhuluma ngokuthanda kwakho - hhayi-e-e, unamahloni. Angikuqondi lokhu futhi angikwazanga. Yize ngangivame ukuba namahloni ngaphambi futhi ngandlela thile ngikhokhele ngandlela thile i-Half Hour cunnilingus, ngiyangabaza ukwazisa umlingani engingamthandi, kodwa ngenye indlela.
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Angazi ukuthi kuwukuphiko, kepha ibinzana lamacala yilona linye: "Umuntu, sigqoka ijazi!"
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Yebo, u-Anecdote utshela:
- Ake sithole ucansi ngaphandle kwe-gondon? - Sizokwenza kanjani ucansi ngaphandle kwakho ?!
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Omunye umlingani wathi udinga ukungafanele!
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O, kahle, i-classic efanayo: ake uye ekhemisi, uthenge okuthile etiyeni! Mina kanye, ngasendleleni, ngacabanga ukuthi le ndoda iya esitolo ngemuva kwamakhukhi, ngemuva kokusho lokho "kukhohliwe ukuthenga itiye! Ngakho-ke kuvame ukubiza amakhondomu manje amakhukhi.
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Ukhohliwe yini? :-)
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Futhi unjalo - Damn, nakanjani! Ngirekhodwa namhlanje eTire! : D.
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Ngiqonde kanjena, i-operetta yaqala ukusungula.
I-Whoo ayithuki eGondon ye-damnikogue enhle enjalo-ke ngemfudumalo angiyena i-daamkto ayisebenzi eGondoncto ayizukuhlanya eGondoncto eNondo-Oneot Gondon kanye naye !!!
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Usengahlala buthule etafuleni eliseceleni kombhede futhi unikeze, ngikwenzile lapho ngisemncane, nginamahloni futhi ngincishwa ubumsulwa. Njengokungathi konke kucacile - nokuthi nginqume ukuthi sekuyisikhathi, nokuthi "Isikhathi" sizokwenzeka eGondon.
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Lapho indoda yathi idinga "izinto zabantu."
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Ngandlela-thile ngabhekana nomfana omncane, owadonsa ikhondomu ngaphambi kokuya enenekazi. Futhi uNkulunkulu, uzobona amehlo ami lapho ekhumula amabhulukwe akhe - nalapho. Futhi cha, akubanga khona ukwakheka ngaleso sikhathi.
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Lapho sengingathathi hlangothi umlingani wezocansi. Yebo, kwenzeka ukuthi ngikwazi ukulala naye, kepha bekungadingeki ukumnikeza umbhalo oqondile ukunikela ngocansi lwesikhathi esisodwa ngaphandle kokuqhubeka lapho.
Well, yini? Ngiphume buthule esikhwameni futhi ngaphonsa ikhondomu embhedeni phakathi kwethu.
Uthe okuthile "ngokuqhekeka, okungathandeki, okungenamkhawulo, ngaya kolala kwelinye igumbi ngomphefumlo ozolile. Yena ngokwakhe wenqaba!
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Ikhondomu ine-neromantically? Futhi nothando lapho? Ikesi le-Ophito-Rod? Izinkuni zebala lakho?
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Enye insizwa yathi: "Ngidinga ukugqoka imeyili". Kwakuhlekisa futhi isimo sasingahambi. Kepha lapho-ke iqiniso ukuthi ngamthanda futhi, noma yini ayishoyo, ngeke konakalise isimo. Kepha uma kunesinye siphi isimo sokufushane, lapho abantu bengazizwa bebazwa kakhulu, banamahloni, khona-ke kusukela embuzweni "kunekhondomu?" Konke kungawa.
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Nginezinketho ezimbili zokuguqula.
- Vikela, mnumzane! - Linda, awukagqokile okwamanje.
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Ngikhumbule ukuthi ngingu-violet kuphela uVileti negama elithi "Condom" ne-Uh-uh ... iqiniso lokuthi le nsizwa engalingani kahle, okungukuthi, ihlelile, kusho ukuthi kungenzeka, ngokusobala. Futhi umfana ohlakaniphile ungitshele indaba emnandi yokuthi inja iza isebenza futhi yaletha ibhokisi lonke emazinyweni akhe, ungakucabanga lokhu? Futhi wanquma ukuthi lokhu kuwuphawu ... Ngikholelwa ukuthi okuhlekisayo kakhulu.
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Imvamisa nginemishwana eyanele: "Unayo, uh-uh ..." ngemuva kwe- "e-uh", indoda iyaqagela kwesokudla.
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Oyedwa owake waba yizinqwaba zokubeka ikhondomu futhi wahlabelela ingoma eyisiphukuphuku ethe xaxa: "Isigqoko sikaNadnu esingabonakali, ngizoba ukungabonakali kwepussy yami." Khumbula ukunyanyeka. Futhi-ke kwakungeyona eyengeyo, othandweni, noma, noma kunjalo.
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Nginomyeni wami kuyindlela: "Masivele sigqoke."
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Into esemqoka ukuthi uma okokuqala ngqa umuntu esho, akazange asukume futhi akazange aphuthume ukugqoka emuva.
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"Amakhondomu angakhohlwa" - alula kakhulu futhi anobuhlakani. Kusebenza njalo.
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"Amakhondomu unakho nawe?"
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Iqembu "usayizi waseRussia" linengoma ene-chorus "uzogqoka kakhulu, ngizothatha kakhulu." I-melody iyabonakala kahle uma zombili lezi zingoma zizwawe, ukusikisela kuyacaca. Sihlobisile abathathu emndenini walo nyaka, ngandlela thile besikhohliwe.
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Angikaze ngibuze ukuthi kufanele yini, wangibuza ukuthi ngabe kunekhondomu. Abesilisa, amakhondomu abesabisayo angethusa.
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Ikhondomu.
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Ikhondomu.
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Abantu, funda igama elithi "Condom". Nabesilisa nabesifazane. Akukho lutho olubi kulo. Futhi ngokwenzekayo lapho ungayigqoki - kukhona!
Ikhondomu yansuku zonke!
I-athikili isilungisile: Lilith Mazikina