I-Columnia Syctoria Samnoria Samsova (Viketz), obone ubukhali bonke 'womusho wemfashini', kulokhu akuhambelanga e-Ostankino, kodwa e-Ikea. Yazi iZen kanye nokuntuleka kwemali esikhwameni. Futhi-ke, ukuthola isipiliyoni esingenakulibaleka sabesifazane. Okungukuthi, ngendlela, ngamunye wethu. Njengamakhandlela kanye ne-Leopard Leedgings ku-wardrobe.
Indawo ebibi kakhulu efulethini iyikhabethe. Ikhabethe liphilile futhi kulo aliyena uNarnaya. Esimotweni se-closet kwakunamahloni. Kwesinye isikhathi ikati liyenzeka kulo lonke ubusuku obubi. Kwesinye isikhathi bobabili. Kulokhu, kubi kakhulu - jerked the knidwear yombala ofanele kanye nokuvumelana, kanye nezingubo ezimbalwa nekati zawa ekhanda lakhe. Kwesinye isikhathi bobabili. Nginezinto eziningi: Labo engaya ngaya ephayona, owanikeza ugogo, engizogqokwa, uma silahlekelwa ama-20 kg. Kusekhona lezo ezibiza ama-bucks angu-1500 cishe eminyakeni eyi-15 eyedlule, futhi ziyaxolisa. Kepha ngeke ngigqoke, noma ngabe sinciphisa isisindo - ungathola upende owengeziwe. Kusekhona okusakhula, ngokuzumayo kusasa impi, ngokuzumayo ngithenga ikotishi, ngokuzumayo ngibhekana nentombazane - ama-oligofren, ngokuzumayo ngizogcina ngibe yisifebe. Okudlule. Ngenxa yalokho, ngihamba njengesifebe esisuka empini ngiye ekotishi. Futhi iphuzu alikho ngisho nasekupheleni, ngoba umhlabathi weKhabhinethi kanye namafulethi baphinde babuyiselwa ngokuthile okusha futhi okungenamsebenzi. Angikwazi ukungivumele kunoma yiziphi izitolo. Ngoba ngidinga konke ngokushesha. Lapha kunoma yisiphi isitolo.
Ku-SH Unotchny - ngokuqinisekile ngizothenga i-T-shirt enemicabango eyikhulu, ngokushesha ngizolahlekelwa yiphakade, ngiqonde ngqo nephakheji ndawonye. Emkhiqizweni - kungazelelwe okufunwa yimpilo okunempilo okuthe xaxa, futhi uthole amabhakede amathathu ama-yogurts, ama-kefirs nakho konke okunye, ekudleni. Uzoletha ekhaya, futhi ake ama-Fry Potatoes athengiswa. Ezinsukwini ezintathu kamuva, uKefirov waqeda impilo eshalofini - nayo yonke iphakheji udoti. Mayelana ne-IKEA Store engithula ngokuvamile. Uma ungenaso isidingo esikhulu futhi uhlu olucacile lokuthenga okudingekayo - akunakwenzeka ukugibela e-Ikea. Noma inkampani enentombi. Ngisho ngaphandle kwemali. Ngoba kusuka ku-Ikea akunakwenzeka ukushiya izandla ezingenalutho. Kukhona ibhokisi! Amabhokisi lapho, yonke imibala nosayizi! Kunamakhandlela anongiwe kanye namakhandlela amahle. Kukhona amathawula kanye nepani lokuthosa! Kunemicamelo yokuhlobisa, ngaphandle kwayo kumane akunakwenzeka ukuya ekhaya. Ngakho-ke, uthatha imali kumngane, futhi ugijime ngenqola ku-cashier. Ekhaya uza kuwe, futhi uyakuqonda lokho emabhokisini athengwe ku-Ikey, sekuvele kusonga umbhoshongo waseBabiloni isikhathi eside, kufakwe amakhandlela amathathu efulethini lakho, kepha awukaze ukhanyiswe - Uxolo. Muhle. Ngamapani, uvalwe ngayo yonke ikhishi, ngenkathi ulungiselela ekhaya kanye ngonyaka, futhi ukwahlulela ngenani lama-pancake, usekuseni ngaphambi kokubhaka, ngaphezulu kwe-shitter, kuma-burcher amane ngokufanayo isikhathi. Futhi inqwaba yemicamelo yokuhlobisa seyenze isikhathi eside efulethini lakho elinegumbi elifana nelinye i-yurt ye-omadic Padshah. Le nto ukuthi, ukungena esitolo, lona wesifazane ulahlekelwa ukuzithiba. Unomqondo wesidleke ngokuzalwa. Futhi esidlekeni udinga ukudonsela yonke into. Vumela ngisho isokhethi elinebhokisi le-TV. Manje? Futhi kungazelelwe ngizowina ilotho, futhi ifulethi liyithenga ezintathu zomdabu? Kuthiwani uma indlu kagogo wami izotholakala njengefa? Futhi kungazelelwe ngiyiphupho lendoda yephupho lami - kepha ngasikhathi sini sokungayeki?
Into yokugcina ilungile futhi ukuthi isakhabethe lakho eliphansi libukeka njenge-moulin rouge. Isidleke sokwemvelo sikutshela ukuthi uthenge le ngubo kuma-rhinestones, usayizi wesitini, kanye nezicathulo, ezifanayo nephupho le-transvestite. Ngoba umlimi, okokuqala, kufanele aphuphutheke. Okwamanje akabona lutho - ukuhudula esidlekeni sakhe, futhi kukhona ama-pancake abhaka epanini lokuthosa angamashumi amathathu. Okwamanje, unikezwa ngama-pancake akho - ukugcwalisa ukuphuma kwesidleke ngamabhokisi ama-Ikeev. Namanje kunengqondo.
Kepha azikho izimo ezingenathemba, ngakho-ke, ngisho nakule Shopping DeleLock, ungaphuma uma ulandela imithetho eminingana. Ngaphambi kokuya kunoma yisiphi isitolo - bheka ikhalenda lakho labesifazane. Engxenyeni yokuqala yenyanga awunalutho okufanele ukhathazeke ngalo: I-estrogen igeleza kancane futhi kahle, futhi ungathenga izinto ozidingayo ngempela. Futhi uma ikhalenda sethemba ingxenye yesibili yenyanga - Hlala ekhaya, ukhiphe ngempande yocingo oluvela kwi-Intanethi. Kuwe i-progesterone. Nguye lowo okufanele asolwe ngeqiniso lokuthi wena, njengawe inkungu, uthenge okungenamsebenzi okungenamsebenzi ngobuningi bendle. Amathumba we-progestestone kuwe njengentaba-mlilo i-volcano eyyatlaylaym, futhi avuse izwi lakho lekhanda, alithanda kuyo zombili izindlebe: uthenge lezi lelo laleli sweadi kanye nama-sweateshirts eRyushah! Kumnandi kakhulu! Kuzo uzonqoba umhlaba! Uzosondwa kuwo wonke amadoda, uwe, bamba ngenhliziyo! Bathenge kunalokho lapho ukuthengiswa kuyeza! Futhi lapha lezi zitoko e-mesh nazo zithenga! Masinyane! Ungakhiya efulethini, bese uphonsa ukhiye wewindi. Ngeke kukusindise ekuthengeni okungenamsebenzi, uma une-Intanethi ekhaya. Ngemuva kwakho konke, ezitolo eziku-inthanethi, ama-leepard afanayo angathengwa ashibhile! Futhi kukhona ukuthunyelwa kwamahhala!
Ngokomphumela, ngithole izaziso eziningi ezivela eposini, ngalokho engikudingayo ukukhetha iphakethe elinesisindo esingamakhilogremu angamashumi amathathu. Ngahamba ngeposi, ngiphula ikhanda lami: Ungithumele ibhokisi lezitini? Ngibuze kathathu efasiteleni: Futhi ikheli alizange lididanise? Anginazo izihlobo eChina, futhi angilindeli amaphasela. Ngemuva kwalokho, vula ibhokisi, ngabheka indawo yakhe engaphansi, ngimpunga kancane: Ngimane nje angikhumbulanga - nini futhi ngakusiphi isimo esimnandi kangaka futhi esingenamsebenzi? Kungani ngidinga ijazi le-pink doll? Ngizoya kuphi kulezi zibhulukwe ezimhlophe ze-lacquer? Ukuthi ungcwabela kuphi ngababili amathayili abe yinsali ukuze kungabikho owabona ihlazo lakho? Futhi ukuze lokhu kwenzeke - Hlala ubambe ikhalenda, futhi wazi ngokuqinile: Akufuni ukuthi uthenge isigqoko esiphuzi esizwakala ngeveli, progesterone! Futhi njengoba engenamali - uhlela isiwula esinjengalesophasi njengawe. Futhi uma usuvele ufakwa ezinsukwini ezimbi kakhulu futhi eziyingozi e-Ikea - ungazami ukunqoba imvelo yezidleke.
Stipha i-trolley ephelele ngamabhokisi akho owathandayo kanye nepani lokuthosa, Kati konke lokhu ekuphumeni, bese uphonsa inqola lapho, bese ugijima! Ungaphuthelwa umzuzu. Ungakhohlisa i-progesterone imizuzwana emihlanu, futhi ngenkathi ehlikihla ngenjabulo izintende zakhe - ziphonse konke futhi zigijime. Eqa ngezitebhisi zamamayela ayisikhombisa njenge-kangaroo. Cassu khetha eduze kokuphuma, uma kungenjalo awunaso isikhathi sokubaleka, bese ubuya. Futhi-ke yonke into ihlala njalo: inqwaba elandelayo yamabhokisi, ukuthosa ipani nemicamelo kuzohlala phansi endlini yakho, lapho futhi khona lapho. Imikhiqizo ithengwa kusengaphambili, amasonto amabili phambili phambili. Ukuze ungagxili ebusuku esitolo esisesitolo lapho ubusuku be-Pmbed Jort bahlaselwa kuwe, futhi bengaboli amathani ama-chip, amazambane athosiwe nezihloko. Ekugcineni, ekugcineni: Akuyona yonke into, emlandweni, mubi kangako. Ngemuva kwakho konke, ukuhlanganisa nezintombi, ungakhipha uhhafu wezinto kusuka kumakhabethe akho, uvule i-cabaret yakho. Noma imvunulo ye-carnival Carnival for Drunk transvestites. Noma yenza isipho ku-strip Club ethile, bese uthola ikhadi lesaphulelo elingu-10% lapho. Futhi kuwo wonke amabhokisi wakho we-IKEAVSKY, ungakha ikotishi lasehlobo. Ngoba yiliphi iphuzu lokubulala nokukhathazeka ngemali esele esetshenzisiwe? Kukho konke, ungathola okuhle. Ngisho nasezitolo ezingenamsebenzi.
