Hhayi imindeni enamandla eyasinda ebunzimeni obuningi. Futhi leyo mindeni iqinile, eyayincipha ukudla nhlobo phakathi kokulungiswa, noma ngesikhathi sokuhamba. Siqoqele izindaba eziyi-13 ezihluke ngokuphelele zokuthi zilukhuni futhi zibubi kangakanani izinkemba ze-domocles zidlulisela izinto zisuka kwenye indawo ziye kwenye. Sizwa ngamaqhawe!
Leli yigumbi eligcwele
Efulethini engangiya efa le ntombazane eyayithuthile, kwaqhubeka namagumbi aphelele okugcina "athembekile". Ngine-skarba encane, ngakho-ke azange bangiphazamise. Kepha lapho umhambeli enquma ukuthengisa izindlu zakhe zangempela futhi ngangixosha lapho, kwadingeka ngithuthe ngaphezulu kwangaphambili. Masinyane kwathatha indawo yokudlela yami entsha encane.Ekugcineni, le ntokazi yamnqoba isicelo sami futhi yafika ngqo kuye. Kudlule okuqukethwe ezikhwameni maphakathi negumbi lami elincane - futhi ake sihluphe. "Mayelana! Ngithenge le blouse emakethe yezimbaza emthonjeni wamagilebhisi ... angikwazi ukwahlukanisa, cha! Mayelana! Amavidiyo! Angikaze ngifunde ukugibela - kodwa kungazelelwe ngizofunda ?! Mayelana! Nawa amavidiyo wesibili! Bengicabanga ukuthi ngizogibela nomuntu othile ... sahlukana isikhathi eside ... kodwa ngokuzumayo ngisazoba no-boiler rolller ?! "
Cishe ngilahlekelwe ngumqondo waze ngathi kunjalo akazange aphawule ngethani lemfucumfucu ... futhi akazange agcwalise itekisi le-cargo, elenga. Usuku lonke lwahamba. Kepha ke injabulo enjalo ngokushesha, ukukhululeka! ..
I-Armagedoni Encane
Kwangijabulisa kakhulu ukuthi ngithole indlu, umhlobiso wawo phesheya ... ekuseni kakhulu! Ngemuva kwezinyanga ezimbalwa, wabhala ukuthi ufuna ukuza futhi abuye abuye abuye abuye athathe isikhundla ". Sengivele ngikhubazekile. Kepha kulungile, ake!
Ngosuku lokufika kwakhe, ngaya kuvulandi ukubhema. Umboze umnyango ... futhi wezwa umsindo owesabekayo. USpivel ohlangothini lwegumbi wawela e-groove. Ngazivalela. Egcekeni lovember. I-Mobile Sad ingibuka kusuka ngaphakathi ... idonswe. Nomqondo? Omunye uzongilahla esitezi sesithathu? Yebo, kanye nezinkinobho ngaphakathi. Kuvalekile futhi kwangqongqoza ingilazi emnyango. Ubusuku bakwaMerzla. Ekuseni ekuseni wagijimela eMaster wangena, wakudelela ukuphuthuma, wakhukhuleka izingcezwana waze wamfihla imiphumela nokwethuka ...
Umsingathi wangena wathi: Ungaphila lapha ngize ngililungu. Yebo, ngicabanga ukuthi isithombe sangemuva siyabulawa. Wabumba le nto phakathi kwekamelo, embozwe nge-polyethylene ... ngibuyele ekhaya - futhi wephula udonga. Phakathi kwekhishi negumbi. Uqobo. Intokazi esekhulile ethambile. Isigaba, ngicabanga. Ingilazi ayikwazanga ukufakwa! Babuthana bageza ngemikhawulo yerekhodi ...
Umthakathi onama-styrallic
Ngelinye ilanga, isiphetho saphonsa injabulo ngesimo sefulethi emnyango oseduze. Futhi nginqume ukuthi ngigwinye konke. Izandla zami zikhula zisuka endaweni efanele, uhlaka - ukuqoqa ifenisha akuyona inkinga. Kepha njengoba kwenzeka, ngiqongelele okungaphezu kwesihogo kanye nami, nangemva komsebenzi ngidonswe ngamabhokisi, ngigula lowo owaqhamuka neminyango nezinqaba. Kwakuyizingcezu eziyi-8!Ngesinye isikhathi, ngaqala ukucabanga ngomshini wokuwasha nokwesaba. Lezi zidalwa zingaphansi kwama-60 kg akunasisindo. Kungenzeka ukuthi ufonele noma ngubani futhi ngaphansi kobhiya ukudonsa lesi silo, kepha akuqondiswanga, ngoba nginqume ukuthi ngigwinye konke ngokwami. Kodwa-ke, isisindo somshini wezingxenye ezimbili kwezintathu zinamabhulokhi ukhonkolo ukuze lingagxumi efulethini njengehhashi ngesikhathi sokugeza. Ngasusa isivalo futhi ngakhipha amabhlogo. Wabe esekhumula enjini. Futhi mayelana nesimangaliso! Umshini waqala ukukala noma yini!
Futhi ngiya emnyango futhi ngibone ukuthi kufika umalume oqinile lapho, ekhathele ngemuva kosuku lokusebenza futhi uphuphe ngobhiya. Lapho ekhala "linda, ungavali!" Ngangesikhathi esidlule futhi ngizimisele ngenhliziyo yonke efweni, umalume wawela esintweni. Wayazi kahle ukuthi i-washer yadonswa kanjani ndawonye kuphela, iguquke futhi iveze, kepha ingagcini isandla. Ngimi, ngithokozela umphumela, ngithokozise ukuthi okungenani ukwaneliseka kokuziphatha ngokuhamba ngathola ...
Izintuthwane nabaqhubi
Sasuka edolobhaneni ... kimi. Lokho empeleni, ngibuyele emuva ngilapha ebhasini (kanye ne "Foot" okwamanje), Nambitha izinto ezinkulu ze-baulas nezinto zefenisha. Futhi ngidinga ukubona, umqhubi we-Elf usayizi onobuthakathaka owayesebhasini uye edolobheni nakuye ngaso sonke isikhathi okufanayo. Futhi zonke lezi zinsuku ezimbalwa zashiswa kimi, njenge-maniac noma enye i-UFO. Yebo, ngithanda intuthwane nje - encane, kepha ngiyakwazi ukudonsela okuningi. Vele ngibe ngenxa yokukhula kwesikhungo samandla adonsela phansi, futhi ngizinzile uma ungilayishela! Kepha angizange ngikuchaze lokhu ...
Yonke inkemba yami nami
Nami, lapho okokuqala ngqathulwa kubazali bami, ngangisebenza. Yebo, impahla yami yayinokuningi. Kettle, izingubo zokulala, ama-jean nezincwadi - yonke ingcebo yabafundi. Isikhwama se-backpack kanye nezikhwama ezimbili. Ngakho-ke ngasindiswa etekisini, ngabheka e-minibus. Ucele umshayeli ekuyekeni okufiselekayo ukulinda ngize ngiphume nezikhwama zami, bese ngibuyela esikhwameni - ngoba ngaphakathi kwe-minibus esondelana kunzima ukuyigqoka futhi ihlengele umklamo onjalo onjalo. Wavuma ngekhanda ... wahamba. Phakamisa ikhanda lami - kanye ne-backpack tyu-tu! Ngakho-ke ngaphuthuma ngivela endaweni - ngathola i-minibus ... ngezikhwama ezimbili. Kuma-puddles. Ngakho-ke ngicabanga ukuthi kuzofanela ngibhekane nengubo ... Eminyakeni yabafundi abaphelelwe yithemba. Akusenjalo.Ukusebenza "Desert"
Inkampani encane iye yathuthela ehhovisi elisha esakhiweni esiseduze. Kumemezele usuku olungeyona imisebenzi kanye nabasebenzi be-CAFT DUSHA DREADITE NEMIBHALO. Ukusuka ehhovisi kwaqinisa konke. Lesi sakamuva saphatha itafula elikhulu ... "Vite, ngobunono, kusuka ohlangothini lwakho kusuka phansi kwetafula le-radioconstocks kunamathiselwe, hhayi cindezela." - "I-DUC yacisha ukusayina okufanayo." - "nakanjani?" - "Nakanjani! Bona ", - Usunduza inkinobho ...
Ukukhathazeka kudalulwe ekulahlekelweni kwezokuphepha kwangasese. Abasebenzi ababili beqembu lokuphendula ngokushesha, izinkundla zokukhalila kanye nokubheja amarekhodi abo, zindiza ziye endaweni yomsebenzi. Ngokungaphelele imizuzu emibili, gxuma ngezinyathelo ezimbili, okulindelwe ukubonga kanye namaphrimiyamu wokuphendula okusheshayo kanye nokuthwebula izigebengu, abalwa bagijimela ehhovisi baqhekeka. Igumbi elingenalutho ngokuphelele, elinezindonga ezingenalutho kanye nezintambo ezivikelayo. Ngobuso bama-Fighters, umbuzo oyisimungulu: Yikuphi ummangali okwazile ukususa konke kuleso sakhiwo, kufike ezisekelweni nabasebenzi?
Ngesikhathi sendlela, inja inga ...
Ngandlela-thile ngavela esokani - futhi nomnikazi wefulethi wavuma ukuthi kuzoba nezinye inja nami. Kepha kwenzeka ukuthi usuku olwandulela "gazele" kanye nomhlangano ngokudluliselwa kwezinkinobho ngithathe enye inja. Futhi kwavela nababili. Umnikazi ekuqaleni wacabanga ukuthi wayenababili emehlweni akhe ... kodwa kahle, kwavela kwanele, sabhubhisa le nja yahlukana nokuzala kabusha.Imvula yezingelosi
Wathuthela ngandlela thile ibhere. Ukutheleleka, i-Academian ukuze ube. Izincwadi zeBarkness and Piano. Nephansi lesishiyagalombili. Czech Tryps. Amabhande angakwenza. Kepha abanjalo. Ithemba lokunamathiselwa ezitebhisini akekho ongazijabulisi. Futhi yini? I-Alpinyug eyisikhombisa, izintambo, ama-carbines nokunye okubi. Futhi ake senze upiyano ezintanjeni ngewindi ukuze aphume!
Baphume ophahleni, babopha esiteshini, baphonsa isitimela (izintambo), imichilo egqoke. Waphuthuma. Ama-Polys adonsele upiyano efasiteleni, aqala ukwehlisa kancane. Mina no-Yarik ezinhlangothini ezimbili ezintanjeni eVisi zicindezela upiyano odongeni, ukuze zinganqobi. Lapho upiyano ebiyelwe, bengazange bacabange ngokufulathela odongeni, bese liya odongeni ngezinkinobho, sithambisa nge-yarik, sisicindezela odongeni. Kugcinwe kokwesikhombisa, ne-Yarika Pot Quad, umemeza abafana, bathi, eBrambos, babhema, futhi kuyeza unyawo esandleni esivulekile.
Umamkhulu osesitezi sesikhombisa bebengazi ukuthi izintaba zezimboni ezindabeni zikhona ngomgomo ... AKEKHO iphuzu akwanele umuntu olula ukuba aqaphele ukuthi abonile abakubonayo. Izingelosi ezimbili zigobhoza ngaphandle kwewindi lesikhombisa, zibambe upiyano ezandleni zakhe!
I-Compact Crocodile ecindezelayo
Ngesinye isikhathi, iklayenti lingibuze ukuthi ngabe u-Iguana ngesikhathi sokuya ekhishini lokushayela: "Ngine compact eyodwa, ngeke ngithathe isikhala esiningi." Ngangidideka kancane, njengoba kusethulo sami i-Iguana uhlobo lwengwenya. Ukuwina isikhathi ngenkathi ngingu-Google Iguan, ngabuza ngosayizi weseli, lapho umuntu ayethukuthelisa khona: "Ninalo! Isitokisi! " - Futhi wengeze ukuthi i-Iguana ifuna ukuya esihlalweni sabagibeli. "Uyangishaya, vele uhlale phansi uyohlala, angifuni ukulimaza isilwane, konke kungcindezi kusuka ekuhambeni!"Akazange ahlangane namashubhu
Uma ulahliwe esokani. Waqoqa zonke izinto. Babengesikhulu kakhulu. Intombi yafika ibasiza ukuba bayidlulisele. Ngiye kubhavu ukugeza - futhi ngikhala ngisuka lapho: "Ngabe ukhohliwe izimonyo zakho ?!" Insizwa ithi: "Lokhu kungokwami." Kungaleso sikhathi kuphela lapho kwenzeka kimi ukuthi empeleni unezinye izikhathi ezintathu amashubhu ... nokuthi lesi ngesinye sezizathu zokuthi kungani singaqondi.
Ibona ngokuqhathanisa
Indlu yokuqala engikhiphekayo yayiyigumbi ehostela langaphambilini lefektri. Izindonga zazivela ebhodini elincanyana, futhi ngangizwakala kahle, noma ngabe omakhelwane bechofoza inkinobho. Futhi abagcini nje ngokuchofoza. Baphuza futhi bacula, bamthanda futhi bazonda ... futhi konke lokhu kwenzeka egumbini lami. Izizwa. Ngenxa yalokho, lapho ngithola umsebenzi kangcono futhi ngasuka efulethini elijwayelekile, angizange ngishaye ngisho nokuvimbela umhambeli wehotoss, eseduzane nomndeni omkhulu. Kusihlwa, imisindo yenja waltz, bengiphelelwe yisikhathi ... futhi ngilele kusofa futhi nginesibindi! Ingane yami yonke, ngicabanga ukuthi okugazingiwe, epiyano kuyadlala, akuzishayi izitsha, akunandaba ... ngoba i-lept kanye nomusa kaNkulunkulu!Punk chromatography
Lapho nje ngithuthela efulethini elisha, lapho ngaphula khona indle. Futhi umkhiqizo wesibili uhlotshiswe kahle udonga ngesehlukaniso semithunzi ehlukahlukene. Abangani bavakashele izivakashi. Osebenza naye wamakhemikhali basho ngokucabanga: "Hawu! Ubukeka! I-Chromatography! " Futhi okwesibili ngenhlanganisela yenhlonipho nezinyawo kubuze: "Hlobo luni lokuphamba?" - "Impela! - Ngiyaphendula. - Akubonakali yini ekwakhiweni? "
Into esemqoka kumnandi!
Ngake ngathuthela efulethini elisha futhi ngabiza ngo-11 ekuseni ubungane obuhle kakhulu enzuzo. Kepha! Ngubani owayecabanga ukuthi ngo-Eva wakusihlwa, futhi ngizoncika ekhonsathini ethile kusihlwa, siyahamba siye kuye ?! Ngamafuphi, ngivuke ngo-10.40 nge-Adware Hangover ngakolunye uhlangothi lweMoscow ... kusuka ku-Call of the Mngane, kunjalo.
Okulandelayo - umlando emoyeni weJames Bond. Sigqoke imizuzu emibili, siphelelwe ngumgwaqo, sabamba uhlobo oluthile lwe-jigita futhi saphuthuma saya efulethini ... ngokuzama ukungasasebenzi nomuntu emotweni. Ngabe udinga ukuthi izinto azihlangene zivela egameni elithi "ngokuvamile"? Isimo leso sasindisa umngane weqiniso. Usibheke nangogqolo lezingubo, waya esitolo sokuthenga ngaphansi kwendlu wathenga izikhwama ezihlosiwe ezihlotshisiwe. Lapho ubuwula bethululela wonke amakhabethe - ngisho nezitsha.
Ngemuva kwalokho sonke sihlangene nalezi zikhwama zigxumeke emzimbeni wezinsizi ... Kubukeka sengathi sesivele sithathe ubhiya lapho. Ngokuvamile, safika endaweni entsha yokuhlala sadakwa ... futhi saneliseke kakhulu!
I-athikili ilungiselele uYulia Sheket