Kuhle ukuba yintombazane enkulu. Awukwazi ukwenqaba - kufaka phakathi ubulili. Amantombazane amakhulu ayakwazi lokhu ngokuphelele futhi uyakujabulela ukubulawa ngokungathi sína. Bese emangele - futhi iphi iholide? Ngqo mancane, kuNkulunkulu.
Picslial Pics.ru liqukethe amantombazane amakhulu, ngakho-ke siyakwazi esikhuluma ngani. Sithi - Akunasidingo sokubeka izivivinyo zobulili kulokhu kuhlola. Ngeke ngikhumule.I-Hipster
Yebo, okokuqala, uyinto, embi futhi ephuzi. Isivele iku-amateur yalesi sikhathi, vuma. Uma futhi ephakeme, kufanelekile ukukhubeka ezindaweni ezinomnene njalo ngemilenze emibi engapheli, emangalisayo, eqinile. Lokhu uma kwenzeka ecansini ngokujwayelekile. Ngoba i-hipster ayikwazi ukwenza ubulili kanjalo nje. UHipster kuqala kudingeka akhulume. Ngomqondo - ukuthulula izwe lakho elingaphakathi kuwe: isikhundla sezepolitiki, umbono wokuqalisa kanye nokubuyekezwa komlobi wefilimu "inhliziyo yenja". Into enhle ongayenza uyithele kuye inkomishi ye-puer bese uyolala ngokushesha. Futhi-ke uyakudlwengula. Ebuchosheni.
Imabhalasi
Akunakwenzeka ukusho ukuthi ubulili naye buzonyamalala, ngoba ubulili, empeleni, futhi ngeke bube. Kuzoba nokungena, ukufuya kanye nokuhluzeka. Futhi nokho - mbumbulu. Iqiniso ngukuthi i-macho iyazethemba - inomlingo u-UG. Futhi lapho nje ejatshulelwa kuwe - kufanele uthole amaphuzu amaningi ama-orgasms. Futhi, siyakuqinisekisa, embhalweni wamashumi amahlanu wesenzo uzoqala ukuveza ukuthathwa kwe-epileptic. Ngakho-ke, kangangokuba wawela ngemuva, ngoba kunguhlobo oluthile lomusa, igama elifanele. Hhayi ngoba kuyisilwane esinenkani, cha. Ngoba uma ungenzi sengathi, uzokubheka ngamehlo amamangele enja ye-poketing.
Iphiyipi
Akuseyona i-zoo, kepha i-xenophilia, ngoba akusilo umuntu impela. Umuntu uzokunikeza isitayela se-doggi ukwenza konke kahle. Futhi i-picaper ukuthatha isithombe sakho ukuthatha izithombe, bese ubeka imishayo yakho ye-pickup bese ubhala ukuthi ungowesikhombisa oqinile. Fuck, ucabanga? Lokhu akuyona into emnandi. I-Mercury ukuthi awuyijabulisi, kanye nomqondo wokuthi mangaki amazwana ngembongolo yakho ezobhalwa ama-juwaical ama-Pempical Park. Lesi isidalwa esinenye futhi iplanethi - i-pseudo-unifomu unicellular.-Nonya
Enye i-biker, i-boxer, noma, ukuqhosha unkulunkulukazi, imbongolo eyayiyimbongolo. Indoda yangempela, ngamafuphi. Noma ngabe isilungele iqiniso lokuthi yilungu lakhe kuphela elizonalo. Musa ukubala kuCunnilingus - lokhu akuyena kuye. Akayena uhlobo oluthile lokuncela. Izandla ukuzama ukugwema izindawo zakhe ezibucayi, ngoba iminwe ikhona njengo-emery, futhi ama-burrs kuwo afana nedayimane bor. Nephunga. O, leli phunga elibi. Ungabethemba ukuthi uyixosha eshawini futhi kuzoba ngcono - ubhiya usazolala ngaphambi kocansi.
Nya PukHlyachok
Umzuzu oyingozi! Kungenzeka ukuthi ngesinye isikhathi ubengumCahalier onjalo - umncane omubi ngokumamatheka oshaka, i-quasi-modo, kodwa oh, uhlakaniphile futhi uthandeni. Bekuyi? Impela bekungukuthi, futhi manje usugqugquzela ukuthi uthanda nje amadoda athokomele - okunjalo ukuze ube yilokho okufanele ubambe. Ngakho-ke, kungenzeka kakhulu, ukukubamba kuphela futhi uphumelele. Ngoba unezinkanyezi, ukufushane komoya nengcindezi. Well. Ukungasebenzi. Ejwayelekile. Futhi-ke owayekade enonile - wayenguNapoleon. Nokho, ngomqondo wethalente elingavamile lomuntu, umuntu ongumlando, empeleni.
Utshwala obuphakanyisiwe
Imbongi, umdlali, umculi, umlobi, iminyaka eyinkulungwane edumile evela ekuthumeleni okudala, okwayala isikhathi eside ukuba iphile eminyakeni eyi-10 eyedlule. Smart kakhulu. Ubuhlakani cishe. Ngoba uyazi kahle uma sekuyisikhathi sokuyeka ukukushaya ngemiphetho yengqondo, bese uqala ukushaya okuthile. Futhi mangaza! Cishe awunayo isethulo esinjalo futhi akunjalo lapho kunjalo. Jabulela manje, ngoba ngeke kube nalutho. Ngeke nje ame. Noma uvuke, kepha uyawa. Kuzoba namahloni kakhulu, uzokwenza sengathi akukho lutho olubi futhi wamcela ukuba aphuze. Wenze kahle, intombazane enhle. Weza ngalokhu wafika.
Ijibho
Kuyangabazeka ukuthi uzocelwa ukuba ulengiswe ku-farce kangaka, kepha awusoze wazi - siphoqelekile ukuxwayisa. Ngakho-ke, ama-Noctors embhedeni awakhonjwanga. I-Netics embhedeni iba nolaka. Kepha ngendlela yayo. Lokho wukuthi, ngeke akulinganise odongeni khona lapho ephaseji futhi ngeke aqhubeke nokudonsa i-khal. Kuzoba ukusabisa, ngokwesaba ukushefa, kuqiniswe izinyo, kungqongqoza i-cam emcameni futhi kucashunwe. I-lingerie yakho ayinamkhawulo! Ikhondomu iya ndawo ndawo! Futhi manje kwatholakala, kepha ungabeki, ukutheleleka! Ngabe uvale ini ngewindi, huh? Ushaya nomiyane ekwambiwe kwe-chandelier. Ngokuvamile, umbukiso omubi, odabukisayo.
IBlinnopek
Ukulingisa iSunny. UBlinnjphem kungaba ngumuntu, awusoze waqagela, ngaphansi kohlobo lwe-mask olufihla khona lesi silo esinyanyekayo. Kuzoqala konke ngokuqinisekile, kepha lapho ungcono uziphathe naye, njengebhere. Ngomqondo - ukwenza sengathi ufile. Uma ungumdlalo wevidiyo, futhi uyi-hilar - uyakwazi futhi ugoqe. Ngaphandle kwalokho, uzokusongela imizuzu engamashumi amane, futhi uphendukele ukuze uguqule njalo imizuzu nengxenye. Futhi manje uvela phezulu? Futhi manje ngivela ngemuva? Futhi ake sivuke odongeni odongeni, futhi ngizothatha umgcini, futhi .. URI, ukuphi inkinonki ?!
Owesifazane
Owesifazane wesifazane angaba ngumthandi omubi, futhi mhlawumbe - muhle kakhulu. Akukhathalekile nakancane. Nokho, yena inkosi Milase neShitremon ebhodleleni elilodwa. Ngomqondo - into ngeke ithinte, konke kuphenduka lokhu. Uma unobulili obubi, uzothola umuzwa owodwa - ukunyanya. UFufufu, ungowokuhlanya okufanayo ... O, kungcono ukungacabangi. Futhi uma ubulili buhle, i-aftertaste isazoba nzima. Ngoba kuzofuna futhi, kepha awuhlakulile futhi ngeke ube ebudlelwaneni nowesifazane. Ukuze angasakhwehlela, ukutheleleka.