Ungabeka izihlungi eziningi ku-frithrant yakho, kepha i-athikili ethi "Izinto eziyi-100 500 ofuna ukuyenza kuze kube yiminyaka engama-30 ubudala" isazohamba. Futhi-ke konke, ngemuva kwama-30, intombazane iphenduka ithanga. Usuvele uhlanganiswe, baby, hop hay, la la lei!
Izithombe zinqume ukuya kwenye indlela. Yekani ukwenza okuthile! Senze uhlu lwezinto ongadingi ukukwenza, ngoba usumdala kakhulu kulokhu. Ngolwazi lwecala lifinyelela. Sivame kakhulu ukugcwala. Futhi sonke asikucebisi ukuthi ukwenze.1. Sabela ngombono womunye umuntu ngawe
Kunabantu ababi kangako okungebona abantu ngokuqondile, kepha izinambuzane. Ngomqondo othile, bandizela kuwe, njengezimpukane ku-jam, inombolo isukile ngaso leso sikhathi ukuthi awunandaba nezahlulelo zawo ku-akhawunti yakho. Zindiza, kusho ukuthi zithwala umbono wazo obalulekile emilenzeni futhi zikuhlehlise ukuwa. Kuhle kakhulu ngabo, kodwa, kepha nakanjani ungumdala kakhulu kulokhu. Kwakufanele eminyakeni eyi-15 eyedlule.
2. Qoqa le nto
Izinto ezinhle zenhliziyo. Ama-Tinnings asuka etiyeni, amabhokisi amahle, amasongo epulasitiki angenakwenzeka ngohlobo lwezinhliziyo nezimbiza ze-ceramic zezinhlobo ze-nostalgic - ku-odale isikhathi eside ukuze uphile isikhathi sakho se-ficus sakho. Phonsa iBolyak!3. Ukucasulwa
Okonile, njengoba wazi, amanzi ayathwalwa, abuye afake amakhanda angahloselwe lokhu. Vele, usemncane kakhulu ukulalela ukuhlakanipha kwabantu, kepha akukho lutho, luzohamba kungekudala. Okwamanje, ungakhubeki nje, kepha kungcono ukuluma ikhanda elihlaselayo. Ngaphambi kwalapho, uvele ugqekeze.
4. Sebenzisa ama-euphemisms
Pancake. Ukususa! Wena zadolbal me. Ungaphumi. Nayi inkanyezi, futhi! Lalelani, kuyanengeka. Uyazi ukuthi ufunga kanjani mat - Scold. Awukwazi - ungazithobi umkhuzi. Umuzwa, yebo, unjani "umkhuzi" kakhulu lapha kuyimisindo ye-coryoto? Lokho kanye nako. Okuzungezile okulalele lokhu noPhallomorphy.5. Ungalali ebusuku
Kusho ukuthini ngalezi zehlakalo? Noma kunjalo, akukhona ekilabhini ohlala phansi, kepha uhlale phansi, ujikijela esihlathini ngakwesobunxele, futhi utadishe ngokucophelela izibonakaliso ongahlukanisa ngazo i-meerkat evela e-yellow mangoste.
6. Khombisa okungeyabantu abangaphansi
Lokhu, yiqiniso, ukungabi nabulungisa okubi - kungani kungenzeka entsheni, futhi asikwazi, okulungile? Kepha ingabe kukufanele? Abakwazi ukuya emkhosini nasemikhosini lapho ngentokozo yakhe kumademoni aluhlaza. Futhi sasikwazi, futhi manje, ngaphezu kwalokho, kungenzeka, masibe.7. Ukucatshangelwa kwezindlela zabantu
Tea noju no-chamomile owasiza epholile ebuntwaneni ngamakhaza, manje abasizi nhlobo. Akuyona inketho yokushaya indlala futhi - ebusheni bakhe, kwasiza, ngoba ingilazi ibingakhawulelwe engilazini, futhi amakhaza avele athathelwa indawo yi-hangover. Hhayi-ke, bese ufaka amasokisi jam eyenziwe ngezindlebe eziphazamisekile obekade usekuqala kakhulu. Phatha, ngokuvamile, izidakamizwa.
8. Funda kabusha izincwadi ozithandayo zobuntwana
Njengoba besho, ngoba i-athos ikhulu kakhulu, futhi ngenxa yezibalo de la fer - encane kakhulu. Cha, uzozisola ngempela. Ungafundi. Funda kabusha kuleyo minyaka emihle lapho okuqukethwe yilezi zincwadi eziningi kungazelelwe kuwukhumbule ngokugcina i-semicolon yokugcina. Kepha lapho izolo izolo luyintandokazi yamalungelo eyenziwe - angikhumbuli, yize uyahlanya.9. Uphikisana nezimpawu
Udinga ukuchaza? Ngakho-ke sicabanga ukuthi akekho.
10. Othandweni nazo zonke izinhlobo zobuso
Kudala, uqoqa izibalo ezivela ku-Kinder-Masises futhi leli qoqo laliyindaba yokuziqhenya kwakho, kepha ngeke ngisho nokuza engqondweni manje ukuqoqa i-crap epulasitiki yama-kopecks amathathu, kwesokudla? Yebo, lapha. Vumela amantombazane amancane adlale kuwo, futhi uthenge idayimane. Yebo, ngomqondo othile, thola. Ngokuvamile, ubuqonda.