Asikho isikhathi sokuchaza! Umdala: Masinyane Funda futhi ukhumbule okwedlule. I-Schoolboy: hhayi ukubhonga, eminye iminyaka embalwa - futhi kuzoba nomfundi!
Umbhali womlando we-SMS: ILilith Mazikina
Ezinye izindaba zethu ze-SMS:
Imiyalezo engu-11 etshela ngabesifazane abakhulelwe konke, noma kungani kudingeka avule amapetshisi
I-SMS eyi-10 enemizamo yokwenza okunikezwayo, izindaba zangempela kuphela, Horror Horror Horror Nightmare
Imilayezo ehlekisayo evela entombazaneni enqume ukuba ngumhlengikazi wokuqina, noma yini engenziwa nge-pilates rug
Ukubhonga ama-SMS kusuka entombazaneni eyahlukanisa njenge-asshole: uyazi ukuthi kufanele hit
Imiyalezo engu-15 evela entombazaneni enobumnandi obungenazinkulumo ezinsukwini, noma impendulo efanele ihlala "pizza"
15 I-SMS mayelana ne-Dacha Life: Kuhle, uyakhumbula ukuthi iMedVAVEDA ibukeka kanjani ?! Ubukeka njengesilo sangaphandle !!!
Ukuxhumanahlazeka okuhlanyayo okuhlanyayo kweNanny Goth eneminyaka engu-16 ubudala: kubunjiwe ebusuku kanye namakhono amasha okuqalisa kabusha
I-ENYANE SMS Yezintombi Ezihle kakhulu Emhlabeni: Intsha, Ubungane, I-Adventure Embongolweni!
Imiyalezo engu-18 evela ku-collentance akuyona umndeni onobungane kakhulu, noma ukuthi ungakufumanjani ngempumelelo imali ye-DAD
19 ethinta inhliziyo ama-smsyweds asanda kushada, ngasizathu sizathu engifuna ukuhleka ngokuhlanya