Okuzungezile okungenele uzungu futhi chorus kudinga ama-fatua, ama-mendelssohn kanye namasaladi omshado, futhi awunakwa lutho olushadile. Ngaphambi kokugqoka i-rublish yentombi yakudala, iphoyisa elikhuluma ngeqiniso lelo sweden kanye ne-denmark iminyaka eyisilinganiso sehhovisi lokubhalisa lineminyaka engama-32 ubudala, nakulokuhlambalaza ngakunye kwabathandekayo kukhona i-otloup enengqondo.
"Ngenkathi ulinde isikhulu, wonke amadoda azothola"
Okwamanje, othile unikezwa lapho emgqeni wabesilisa futhi ememeza ongeke ume lapha, uthukuthele i-diploma yakho ebomvu, unamathisele ibhokisi lakho elibomvu, ungadansa ephathini yenyanga egcwele futhi uyaqonda ukuthi banesibopho ngenjabulo yakhe. Bese kukhanya ngokumelene nemvelaphi yebutho lama-anti kumajazi e-bike, okuyizikhulu ezingenandaba nanoma iyiphi indlela. Yebo, futhi ungakuqhubeki izikhulu zegazi lasebukhosini ekhishini, kunamayunithi amahle kakhulu amahle kakhulu e-slipper ezula. Futhi phambi kwakho wonke umhlaba uvulekile. Ukuze uthole ukukholisa - i-diquelok eneminyaka engama-20 kuye kwangama-45, inani labesifazane nabesilisa nabesilisa licishe lifane, futhi lokhu akuyona iVasya Pupkin, kanye nenkonzo yenhlangano yezibalo zenhlalo."Zonke izintombi zakho sezivele zineminyaka eyi-10 ubudala
Futhi abanye ngisho neminyaka emi-5 ubudala njengoba behlukana. Abantu ababopha impilo yomndeni ngo-18-20 (ngisho naku-Advatental 25), kuyaqabukela kakhulu ndawonye ukuze bahlale ndawonye ku-Alzheimer enhle kakhulu. Zikhumbule ngonyaka wokuqala we-UNI - le ntombazane eningi ifana nawe namuhla? Indandatho netembu elingavunwa phambi kwalabo ofunda nabo - inkokhelo engahambisani nosuku lapho uvuka futhi uqonde ukuthi othembekile kuya kuProth aqhamuke ku-Sloth anezimpondo - mfushane, ngandlela thile awukulungele .
"Zibheke, akuseyona intombazane"
ERussia, thina, kanye nokukhulisa indle ye-Kindergarten, i-Termation Life: ngo-23 - eshadile, ingane yokuqala, ngeyesibili - ngeyesibili ukuze athathe umhlalaphansi futhi akhale iminyaka ehamba phambili. EYurophu naseMelika, isimo sehlukile. Lapho kufanele ufunde okokuqala, uthole umsebenzi, ugibele umhlaba, futhi nangaleso sikhathi, ushaye amakhandlela angama-30 kwikhekhe, qala ukucabanga ngomndeni. Futhi kwabangu-25 abashadayo kuphela abanzima kuphela abavela kubasebenzi.
"Ngabe usazozidonsela kuwe?"
Egcekeni iminyaka engu-15 njengekhulu lama-21, kanti amanye amakhanda anamathela ngo-19. Ngakho-ke isizungu neqiniso kwakungelula - izinkomo zisasebenza, futhi nakhu namahhashi avuthayo ngamahhashi, ngamahhashi , egcwele ikhelot. Futhi namhlanje wonke umuntu usebenza ngokulinganayo noma ngaphansi ngokulinganayo, kuphela izintokazi ezisencane ezingashadile ezingama-30 ezingenawo umsebenzi ngenxa yezinyanga zoju, isimemezelo futhi zishiye okuningi. Futhi ngemuva komshado, ungafungi kubazali kusofa elisha.
"Yebo, usujwayele ukuhlala wedwa, uzoba kanjani nomuntu?"
Kungcono kakhulu ukwedlula ku-20. Usuvele usukhule ubuchopho bakho futhi wabona ukuthi kwakuyizinzwa zokuthola izinzwa. Uma ku-20 ipuleti ngalinye elingcolile lihambisana ne-Aria "Angikukhonzi!", Ke ngomoya ophansi kwafaka isidumbu.
"Ndodakazi, ungangihlazi! UMarovna unabazukulu ababili! "
Sizobe sithembekile, Marivanne, Lenkavava kusuka ekungeneni kwesithathu nase-Annie emnyangweni wokubalwa kwezimali awunandaba uma ushada futhi unamathisela eziyisikhombisa kanye nezidalwa eziyisikhombisa. Ukucindezela okulimaze kakhulu kuvela kulabo abangeke bakubone ngisho nalaba abayisikhombisa. Ngaleso sikhathi, impilo yomndeni wakho ngokwezinga labo izihloko zenhlebo endaweni ethile phakathi kwama-slots amasha ama-leggins kanye nokwanda kwamanani womquba.
"Ulinde ubuhle buphele?"
Ukubheka izithombe zezikhathi zentsha evunguvungu ebuhlungu - izindebe ezimnyama, izindlela ezihlekisayo kanye nengubo enjalo oyigqokile ebumnyameni ekuthinteni. Uhlu lobuhle obushisa kakhulu, olushicilela njalo omagazini, lungavamisile kakhulu ukungena kwabesifazane abangaphansi kwama-30. Futhi kwesokudla, ukusuka kuma-30 kuye kwangama-40 usenamaphakethe agcwele endalo, kodwa vele ungekhe upende njenge-transvestite. Futhi izakhiwo sezindele.
"Futhi iwashi liyaphawula"
Ngakho umuthi osekhaleni awuthathi. Omama bethu abaneminyaka engu-27 ubudala esibhedlela somama babizelwa ngokumelene ne-helforde futhi babasongela ngazo zonke izinhlobo zezinkinga, nanamuhla, futhi ezineminyaka engu-40 akekho obukeka eKosos. USalma Hayek noNicole Kidman babelethe bangu-40, uCicne Dion kanye noJulianna Moore - ngo-42. Futhi kulo nyaka uzothola isibhedlela esingokwethu izolo esibhedlela sobukhosi, futhi hhayi esibhedlela esibi sikaMasipala, naseMtholampilo, lapho odokotela, lapho odokotela be uzokubiza ngokuthi "Madame" bese ushaya uthuli.
"Sizama"
Futhi ukhetha ukuthi uzohambelana nobani njengezingcezu ezimbili ze-LEGO. Ukubusa kokuqala kwanoma iliphi icala akukaze kuvunyelwene ngomusho wokuqala.
"Konke kumathoyizi adlala"
Akunandaba ukuthi kuphole kanjani, umndeni unqamula phansi. Uma ungenaso isikhathi sokudansa esiteshini, iya e-Argentina hitchhiking futhi uthole i-TOEFL, bese-ke ngemuva kokuthi ungabi nesikhathi ngaso sonke isikhathi. Futhi akudingekile ukuthi ukhethe phakathi komndeni nayo yonke lelo mbumbulu ongakunika lona. Thatha konke.