1. Ubuke "isiponji boba" imizuzu engama-45 ngaphambi kokuthi ngibone ukuthi azikho izingane egumbini isikhathi eside - bese ziqhubeka nokuyibuka!
2. Uphikisana imizuzu engama-20 yokuthi kungani ungakwazi ukudla i-sawdust, nomuntu ongakwazi ukubopha ama-shoel.
3. Awukwazi ukubiza ingane yakho ngegama, ngaphandle kokuhlelela amagama abafowethu nodadewethu, izilwane ezifuywayo, umkhwekazi, izintombi, ezingabonanga iminyaka eyishumi cinema, okokuqala.
4. Ngemuva kwehora lokusesha, ekugcineni uthole izinkinobho zemoto esiqandisini. Futhi ayimangali
5. Endaweni Yomphakathi, ujika ngokuzenzakalela, ubezwile ukukhala kwe- "Maaaa-Maaaa!" Noma ngabe izingane zakho zingekho kuwe.
6. Ubathole ukuthi bandiza izingoma zeDesney ngesikhathi sokuhlanza.
7. Ngesikhathi sasemini sebhizinisi, usika inyama ye-Chef ibe izingcezu ezincane ngaphambi kokuthi ngiqonde ukuthi wenzani.
8. Nini, ngesikhathi sokushaja, udinga ukubolekwa futhi ufinyelele kutholakale kalula, ungazi ngokungazi ukuthi ungagxuma "ikhanda, amahlombe, amadolo, izithende" kanye nokuphindaphinda kusuka esiqeshini sezingane.
9. Uphume endlini ezicathulweni ezahlukene. Akusikho okokuqala.
10. Uphuthelwe ithuba eliphakeme umgwaqo osendleleni kusuka emsebenzini, ngoba ukuthula emotweni kukuphazamisa.
11. Uqale ukuphinda.
12. Uqale ukuphinda.
13. Uma ingane ingena egumbini, lapho uvela uswidi, uyakufihla nge-sinus, ukuze ungahlanganyeli.
14. Ungafunga ukuthi ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho uya khona ukugeza, ungezwa ukukhala kwezingane.
15. Uxoshe amakhilomitha ambalwa ngaphandle kokuthi ngibone ukuthi sengikhohliwe ukuyolanda ingane esikoleni.
16. Njalo, ephuma endlini, uqala ukumthanda: "Kancane, amakati, phambili!" Yize izingane zingabheki le ikhathuni.
17. Ukhokhele ukuthenga, ushiye isitolo futhi washayela uhhafu ekhaya ngaphambi kokuthi ngiqonde ukuthi ngikhohliwe amaphakheji ekuphumeni.
18. Ukhohlwa izinto ezibalulekile: ijazi lakho, ifoni, isikhathi sokwamukela udokotela, amagama abangane. Kwesinye isikhathi uyakhohlwa ngisho ukuthenga amawayini!
19. Useshe yonke indlu efuna izibuko futhi wathola ukuthi sonke lesi sikhathi babenalo ekhanda lakho.
20. Ubufuna ifoni futhi wabona ukuthi wayesesandleni sakho. Ngoba uke wakutshela sonke lesi sikhathi.
21. Bengizobiza esinye isibonakaliso. Uh-uh, akunandaba. Namanje angikhumbuli noma kunjalo.