Uzitholele enjabulweni elicwebezelayo kanye nezibuko ezinkulu ezihlezi ngaphansi kwesihlahla ekuqamekeni? Noma ufuna amaphakethe akhe? Ngokucophelela, ngakho-ke ngaphambi kokuba ubugebengu bugobe isikhashana: khumbula u-Othello!
Nazi ezinye izimpawu eziyi-9 zokuthi umhawu wakho uphuma ulawulwa. Uma uthola okungaphezu kokuthathu, cabanga ngakho - mhlawumbe sekuyisikhathi sokuthi "yima"? Noma uya- "kuze kube manje"?
1. Umfundela imeyili
Futhi i-SMS, yenza amashejuli wezingcingo kanye nokuxhumana kuzo zonke izithunywa ezisecingweni. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uyazi amaphasiwedi avela kuwo wonke amanethiwekhi omphakathi futhi ubheke njalo ukuthi othembekile wakho komunye umuntu akakuthandi, ukhuphuka emlandweni wesiphequluli - uNkulunkulu wenqabe, amasayithi athandanayo! - Futhi ngokusola kubhekisele emihlanganweni yokusebenza. Kungekudala uzoqala ukungabaza: Ngabe uhlala ekhuluma nawe ngocingo futhi abhale imiyalezo yothando?
2. Uhlola izingubo zakhe
Amaphakethe, amaphakethe angaphakathi, amaphakethe afihliwe kuma-shorts, wonke amagatsha esikhwameni esisebenzayo, amafolda anemibhalo - akukho okungacasha ekubukeni kwakho ukulahleka! Weza waphonsa ihembe ekuhlanzeni? Impela ku-collar track kusuka ku-lipstick! Akuvumeli i-jean ayithandayo, ngoba "azisengcolile"? Ngini lokucasha ngakwesokudla ngaphambili kwephakethe - wabona ngamehlo ami, njengoba okuthile kuphuzwa laphaya! Angazi nokuthi ngikutshele kanjani kahle.
3. Ugcina umlandela njalo
I-Agent Mulder ne-ejenti ngobuhlakani - ama-clown aphathekayo aqhathaniswa nawe! Ukubhekwa kuphela - nzima kuphela! Uma othandekayo wakho ehamba ohambweni lwebhizinisi futhi eza esikhumulweni sezindiza amahora angama-2 ngaphambi kokusuka, khona-ke ukhona ngo-4! Ngaphezu kwalokho, usuvele unamakheli, izinombolo zocingo nezinqubomgomo zomshuwalense wabo bonke abahamba naye! Uneqoqo lama-wigs owasebenzisayo ukushintsha ukubukeka, amakhadi we-sim amaningi nengxenye, lapho ummbiza khona nezwi le-leadid, uma engazange alekele ukuzilibazisa, nomngani wakho omkhulu - Intombi emnandi kakhulu, kepha kufanele ulawule isimo!
4. Emaphathini, ukhetha ukuhamba
Ngoba namanje khumbula ukuthi uMasha wasala kanjani ngaphandle kwengxenye enkulu yezinwele futhi - sizothembeka! - Izingubo lapho zibeka engcupheni ukusondela kuyo ngaphansi kwemitha. Noma ihlazo elikhulu elisongeli lapho ehlala endlini yangasese yonke imizuzu emi-2! Umugqa? Futhi ulayini ulayini - waya ezihlahleni futhi waxoshwa, hhayi amadoda ayize anikezwe ithuba elihle lokubhala ukuma!5. Uyashabalala
Cishe nangaphandle. Ukungajabuli kwakho kungadala noma yini: umbhede ongathandeki, yinde kakhulu engxoxweni nomama ngomama, elinye iqembu elihlanganisiwe, ukudoba noma ukushisa okukhanyayo (okuthi, uma ukhumbula, ekuqaleni uyithandile ngempela). Izazi zezengqondo zithi ngale ndlela udonsela ukunaka kwakhe, noma i-destot ihlala kuwe nangomashiqela, okuthambekele ukulawula konke, noma ufiphele. Endabeni yokugcina, umona akunangqondo, njengoba uqonda.
6. Uyalazi igama labo bonke ozakwabo besifazane
Kanye namagama abafana babo kanye nama-gerlfrends (lezi nazo azikwazi ukucishwa ngama-akhawunti, ama-lesbians athembekile: namuhla emantombazaneni nakukusasa, ama-petdles wezilwane ezithandekayo, abazali babo ibizwa eminyakeni engama-20 edlule. Ucabanga ngisho nokuthola umfazi wokuhlanza ehhovisi lakhe ukuze aqhubeke ajwayele bonke abasebenzi kanye nezindaba ezihlala njalo. Kanti enye i-courier kwiPoland.7. Uyazonda abesifazane
Lobuhle, lesi esikhumba, lokhu kwabeletha abahlanu, futhi lesi sibalo - sizoba nomona, lokhu kunebhizinisi leli, lokhu kugangekile emhlabeni, lokhu kunyathela izinto ezilandelwayo, lokhu, Kuyiqiniso, kuyisigaxa, ngoba lokho okubonakala njengokubukeka okunjalo kube yinto encane, lena akazi lutho futhi ngokuvamile isiwula, futhi lokhu kufundwa nge-psychology futhi ngazicabanga ukuthi uchwepheshe wasekhaya, naye! Sikucebisa ukuthi uthole isikhwama emasondweni futhi uthole i-barbeolavel eseduze - uzoba khona inkanyezi!
8. Usula ikati elinamandla
Futhi abangane bakho sebevele bene-pepzab eyishumi nambili, lapho unganeliseki kakhulu kuwo wonke umuntu. Ngiyavuma: Kuyinto elula emangalisayo, kuyacaca ngokushesha ukuthi uhlelwe ngokungathi sína futhi ubheke ngokuqinile konke okuxhumene nesoka lakho. Ukubuka okukodwa - futhi umthengi omuhle ugijimela izinyembezi, intombi yakhe inikezwa yi-cocktail, futhi intombazane engazethembi emgwaqweni ikudlula kuwe ikhilomitha. Kungekudala ngokwaso esibukweni kuzoqala ukwesaba.9. Uzishiyile
Kuyacaca: Wonke amabutho aya kokuhlangenwe nakho nokukhathazeka ngokuthembana kwakhe okucabangayo. Izinzipho zihlukaniswe emalbows, ezinweleni zezinwele, ngoba uhlala ujikeleza ngomcamelo, izingubo azithathwa njengeviki lesibili, ngoba awukakhuphuki udoti! Ucabanga ngezimo ezihlukile zesigidi njengoba ezishintsha futhi ezikhohlisa ukwethembana kwakho, babuke izigidi zezinkulumo zikhombisa ngokuhlaziswa futhi zicasulwe (ngasikhathi sinye ongazikhohlisi) bese zisula iwashi ne uhlobo lwembuzi ngokuvamile. Ngendlela, akazange agibele?