I-CumberPlech, uTom York no-Co bebengabafana namantombazane amahle. Kuhle kakhulu. Futhi, siyakholelwa, banelungelo eligcwele emhlabeni emhlabeni jikelele, inkemba ekhanyayo nakho konke lokho!
Funda imiyalezo emisha yosaziwayo eLapland - bese ugqugquzela! Mhlawumbe awukephuzi kakhulu ukudweba imigqa embalwa emoyeni onjalo? Futhi ngokuzumayo thumela - ukuthula, i-moleskin, sherlock enhle ngaphansi kwengubo ...;)Benedict cumberbtech
Sithandwa uSanta Claus, ngangicela ukuthi ngikubhalele umngani. Ngiyavuma, bekunzima ukunquma ukuthi uzothini. Njengabantu abadala abaningi, nginomuzwa wokuthi kuyahlekisa ukubuza okuthile, ngoba isitimela sethu sahamba. Manje sekuyisikhathi sokuthi sithole izipho zethu, ukwakha izindawo zethu, impendulo yezenzo zakho, bukhoma emhlabeni ukuthi nathi sidale. Ngakho-ke akukho lutho oluzowela ebuntwaneni futhi ku-poke: Sisize ngemvelo, inhlekelele yokufuduka, insizakalo yezempilo kazwelonke, imfundo, ukudla kwabampofu, amalungelo abantu, kanye nezimpi. Yize uNkulunkulu ebona, siludinga kanjani usizo kukho konke abantu abakwenzile.
Futhi akukhona ukuthi awunalo ububele nenjabulo. Uyisithandwa! Yize behlelwe ngenxa yezinkampani, futhi bebonke, amasiko obuqaba angakude kakhulu nezicelo zamanje zokuphonsa ibhodi le-hoverboard elibi. Awusikho kithi. Ungezingane. Obani abadinga umlingo omncane kulomhlaba, lapho kuhlanganiswa khona umnyango kanye nomthwalo wemfanelo, umcabango onesibindi kanye nezimo ezingejwayelekile kuxutshwe.
Yilokho engizokubuza futhi kubuze. Vumela izingane zihlale zingane. Unikeze izikhathi zezinganekwane nemidlalo. Baphazamise ubuhlanya baleli zwe, mabahleke isikhathi eside futhi bakhala ngaphansi. Ikakhulu labo abaye bakhathazeka ngabathandekayo, ukugula, indlala noma ubumpofu. Labo abacasha ngamagobolondo noma bathuthumela ngenxa yokwesaba, babalekela ebekweni elintekenteke. Banikeze ukukhanya kwenjabulo nethemba.
Yebo, waba nzima. Uma ngicabanga ngakho, ngiyakuqonda lokho, mhlawumbe, akufanele ucele inkemba ekhanyayo (yize angikaze ngibe nayo!) Lapho ungalawulwa ngesikhala nesikhathi futhi uvuselele ubuntwana bakho. Kepha ugqugquzela labo abanibhalela izinhlamvu nina niyalala nethemba lezifiso ezifezayo. Ngoba nizama ukuziphatha kangcono - futhi ngizama kakhulu ngandlela thile ukunxephezela ngokuziphatha okubi. Cabanga ngalabo abangathanda ukukubhalela, kepha ngeke bakwazi. Bayeke bafunde - futhi bazothola ithuba lokuthuthukisa izimpilo zabo futhi babalekela ubuphofu.
Uxolo, kubonakala ngathi ngiqala ukwenza lokho engikuthembisile ukuthi ngingakwenzi - Cela usizo ngezinkinga zabantu abadala nezinkinga zezingane zethu ... Ngiyakuthembisa ukuhlanganyela nawe Portwide nasePies!
Ngothando, uBenedict
P.S. Ngingase ngiseyinkemba ekhanyayo?
Jarvis cocker
Santa othandekayo,
1) I-CAPS ye- "Chrysler" 2) Ama-Noodles asheshayo 3) Ama-Tanger Tanger 4) I-rocket elawulwayo ebulala ububi kuphela futhi ayithinti okuhle (imininingwane - ku-British Ministry of Defense) 5) (okhalweni 32, ubude 35, Ukungqubuzana 15) 6) Mask Batman (A la Batman) 7) Imifino Cutter 8) Isigigaba Spal Vox 9) I-Sodafream Siphon (ukuze wonke amagesi e-carbonate adubula afike esikhaleni) 10) I-coating "iphuzu elibandayo" (angazi, mhlawumbe selivele lisunguliwe - kuzodingeka) okubhaliselwe ku-12) okubhaliselwe kwi-Club "Sheffield Wens" 13) I-suitus enesihlalo 17) ) Isihlalo esinzima 18) Easy Boat 19) Isigqoko Sokudoba esishisayo Imoto ubusuku bonke, okuyi-hemorrhino encane)
Sawubona, jarvis
P.S. UChimney wahlanzwa, isidleke sasuswa. Iphayi, isanqante kanye noBeylis lapho njalo. Ngekhaphethi ngobunono, musha.
Tom York
Santa Claus,
Angikulonga isikhathi eside. Ngiyethemba ukuthi le ncwadi izofinyelela, futhi eLapland iseneqhwa. Kunemvula eqinile, isimo sezulu asisona sweatshi! Kepha umculo kaKhisimusi udlala ezitolo. Cishe usinamahloni.
Ngiyazi, unonyaka osindile okhethekile. Mhlawumbe, silindele kuwe kakhulu. Kanye naku-TV abakhohlisi abaningi. Nasemgwaqweni futhi.
Okokugcina ngikubhalele ngo-9, khona-ke ngazama ukuba yinhle, kepha bengingaphumelela ngaso sonke isikhathi. Ngazama ukwenza lokho esatshelwa ngakho, kodwa sajabula lapho sekwenza konke okuphambene. Kepha ngangizama njalo ukuletha uthando, hhayi izinhlungu.
Ngakho-ke, uSanta Claus othandekayo, khona-ke ... manje senginabangu-47, futhi uma bengingakaze ngiqede isikweletu sami, khona-ke nazi izifiso zami ezinesizotha. Ngakho-ke izingane zami zazinoKhisimusi omuhle. Uthando, ukuqonda nokuthula. Mhlawumbe okunye ukuwa kweqhwa, eh? Kungaba kuhle impela! Futhi ungathumela izinto ezipholile ezizobaluleka kubo? Futhi ngisho nethemba ngekusasa. Kudingeka kakhulu.
Ngeke ngikucele ukuthi uxazulule izinkinga zesintu. Lezi yizinkinga zethu. Kepha mhlawumbe kulo nyaka uzoshiya ngaphandle kwezipho ukuphathwa kwezinkampani zikawoyela kanye nosopolitiki abathengiwe?
Ngiyini? Ngifunda izibuko kuphela ... conCig.
P.S. Ngiyabonga ngalokho i-computer zx81, engiyitholile ngo-11. Kwakupholile impela.
UTim Minsin, umlingisi, umfokazi kanye nomculi
Santa Claus othandekayo, wake wacabanga ukuthi ungaba yinto efana nomsipha womqhubi? Engikushoyo: Lapho sifunda ngokwengeziwe nge-neurology, kulapho siqonda khona ukuthi yini ebikade enobuchopho bethu kusukela ebuntwaneni, kuthinta indlela esicubungula ngayo imininingwane ekuvuthweni. Mhlawumbe indzaba yakho lisitsuse ukuba sithole letinyenti letinyenti ... angelona iqiniso, kepha hhayi linhle?
Ngamafuphi: Ngabe ubheka izingane zami?
Futhi ngisafuna ibhayisekili.
Ngothando, isikhathi.
UMat Hayig, umlobi ("ihlathi elinomthunzi", "umndeni weRedley")
Santa Claus,
Okokuqala, kufanele ngichaze iminyaka yami. Ngingu-40. Yebo. Ezine. Zero. Noma izinsuku eziyi-14,682, uma kunembile ukuthi ngomsebenzi wakho kungenzeka ukuthi ubalulekile.
Ngiyazi ukuthi iningi nibhalela abantu baseVoyaga, ngoba siyakhula, sincike kakhulu ekufezeni izinhloso zethu hhayi ngesimangaliso, kodwa kusukela ngokoqobo. Kepha ngisakholelwa esimangalisweni, ngokungakwazi - emva kwakho konke, impilo ngokwayo ayinakwenzeka isimangaliso, eh?
Uyazi engikwaziyo. Into enhle eye yenzeka komunye nomunye wethu iyiqiniso nje ukuthi silapha. Lapho ucabanga ngakho konke okungasilimaza, ngakho konke okungahamba kahle emaphawini esibeletho, cishe zonke lezi zizukulwane eziyishumi zezizukulwane eziphambi kwakho ... futhi kusaqala ukumangala, ngoba impilo ayinakuqinisekiswa.
Futhi nokho silapha, futhi hhayi ngesimo samabhungane ase-null, kepha njengabantu abangakwazi kuphela ukukholwa eSanta Claus futhi babhale nezinhlamvu, kepha dala ubuciko obuza ukuqonda into ebaluleke kakhulu:
Ukuthi siyaphila
Noma kunjalo, sivame ukupanga lesi simangaliso. Sasigujwa ngomunye umlingo, anti-magic kanye nokwehluka okuncane. Asiphathine noma sodwa, njengento enhle. Ngakho-ke yonke into engiyifunayo ngoKhisimusi ngathi - bheka lokho osekukhona. Isimangaliso sonyaka osongayo siyaphila, phakathi kwabantu abaphilayo, ukuqonda ukuthi impilo nguyena, futhi kufanele sazise. Futhi ungakholelwa kumlingo - ayikholelwa kuwe.
Thanda lokhu.
Kudlula sawubona ku-deer.
Ngethemba, uMat Hayig wakho
UVictoria Hislop, umbhali ("hhayi kimi, nginguRussia", "Island", "Buyisa")
Santa Claus,
Manje usunesikhathi esimatasa, ngakho-ke ngizoba ngamafuphi. Ngangihlala ngithumela amakhadi kaKhisimusi anamagama athi "Amazwe omhlaba, mathupha athande." Lokhu kuvela eVangelini likaLuka, 2: 14. Eminyakeni engaphezu kwengu-2000 iningi lomhlaba liphupha ngakho, kodwa mhlawumbe asizange sibuze, ngoba, ngokweqiniso, akaphenduli kulo mkhuleko.
Ngakho-ke, ngiyakubuza esikhundleni sakho. Izolo kwakunguSt. Nicholas Day, usuku lwakho. Wayaziwa ngokuthi uNikolai Wonderworker, ngenza izimangaliso eziningi kakhulu, ngakho-ke ngikubuza ngento eyodwa. Angidingi izipho kulo nyaka (yize i-molen entsha ayisoze yalimaza). Ngibuze nje umhlaba emhlabeni jikelele.
Siyabonga ngazo zonke izipho ezedlule. Ikakhulu onodoli we-trescy, onginike yona lapho ngineminyaka eyisithupha ubudala. Yize ngiyicishe, izinwele zami azizange zithukuthele, njengoba zithenjisiwe ebhokisini.
Ngothando, iVictoria Hislop
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