Ngosuku lwami lokuzalwa, nganikeza izipho eziningi eziwusizo. Nayi ne-litre enema, futhi angikhumbuli utshwala obumangalisayo obuvela kulokhu okugcwele, kodwa ngatshelwa ukuthi uthandwa kakhulu yizindlovu, kanye nebhokisi elinemithi, kulolo nalowo ilebula elinohlobo lokubhaliwe "kuphela, futhi Ama-guts akho ngeke abe nsundu ". Ngokuvamile, konke akunakuchazwa kahle.
Phakathi kwezinye izipho kwakuyibhokisi elikhulu elinomshini wekhofi. Ngangesaba ukusondela kuye izinsuku ezi-4: wangikhuthaza ukwesaba okungenangqondo, njenganoma yikuphi okungaqondakali, kepha ngidinga ukusebenzisa isipho!
Buthana, ujike, usethe. Wathi: Konke sekumi ngomumo, sebenzisa.
Banginikeza imiyalo eyinqwaba enezimpi nokuthula. Ngayifunda ngaya ukuyokwazana nalesi verte yerobhothi. Kwenzekile ezinsukwini ezimbili ezedlule.
Kuze kube manje, leli robhothi alizange linginike ikhofi! Angazi kungani. Kepha ngizokutshela okwakunjalo.
Qala ngalokho akhuluma ngaso sonke isikhathi. Yebo, okungukuthi, ngingibhalela imiyalezo esibukweni. Futhi akakuthandi konke. Futhi okokuqala ngakuso sonke. Ngifaka umunwe wakho enkombeni efanele, uyangibhala: "Linda." Ngizolinda. Kudlule imizuzu. Ngizolinda. Ngilinde u-Eduard Asadov! "Ngingakulinda kakhulu isikhathi eside futhi kwesokudla noma kwesokudla ...". Ngilindile, futhi uWerker ukhula namathumbu. Ngihlanganisile, ngibhala: "Khetha ikhofi lakho." Ngikhetha "ukunambitheka okuphezulu, izinkomishi ezi-2." Ubhala futhi "alinde" futhi abila emathunjini. Ngizolinda. "... Angikwazi ukulala ebusuku. Unyaka, futhi amabili, futhi impilo yami yonke kungenzeka. "
Kushiswe futhi kubhala: "Ngincoma ukunciphisa inani lekhofi!"
Ngimtshela ngenhlonipho: "Ngiyabonga ngokunakekelwa, ngane, kepha ngifuna ikhofi engaka! Nginike, nikeza! "
UWerker wathulisa kakhulu futhi wabhala: "Ukugaya okuhle kakhulu. Lungisa i-grinder yekhofi. "
Ukwazi okwengeziwe, lapho kudingekile khona ukulawula lapho. Ngithola impi yekofi kanye nomhlaba, futhi ngithola i- "Coffee Grinder Admiction" ku-876. Kulungisiwe. Inkinobho ye-SMID.
U-Waiter ubhala: "Gcwalisa amanzi!"
Nkosi. Kulungile. Kugcwalisiwe.
Futhi qaphela, angibuzi ukuthi ukhona onke amanzi adlule. Sengikucela ukuthi akubuze ngokuthile. Kepha selokhu waphuza naye wonke - kungenzeka ukuthi nge-hangover. Wagcwalisa amanzi amaningi. Ngibuye ngicele ikhofi. Ngibuza izwi elifanele !!!! UWerker ucabanga, bese ebhala: "Hlambulula inkomishi!"
Lapha ngithola izinzwa. Futhi ngamemeza: futhi kungani ungathandi indebe, gaddy ???? Ngiyinsipho yakhe !!! Isiponji! NgeFairy! Kuzo zonke izinhlangothi! Uhlanzekile, mama ufunge! Nginike ikhofi, ngicela !!!
"Hlambulula inkomishi!"
. Ngaya ukugeza inkomishi. Ngasikhathi sinye, lacindezelwa futhi lazigeza. Konke ngokuphelele. Ngoba wasola ukuthi manje sengisazokwenza kwenze. Gqoka ama-panties ahlanzekile. Ngaphinda ngageza inkomishi. Ngemuva kwalokho waqagela ukuthi "ukugeza inkomishi" mhlawumbe uhlobo oluthile lokusebenza emotweni, futhi kuyadingeka ukuyithola.
Ngithole impi nokuthula. Ekhasini lama-458 bathola umsebenzi wokuvuselela inkomishi. Icindezelwe. UWerker waxosha wanginika ingxenye yamanzi abilayo kathathu wageza inkomishi. Futhi "khetha ikhofi lakho."
Angizange ngimxoshe, wakhetha i- "Cauccino". Kunenkinobho eyodwa enkulu enombhalo ofanayo. Futhi ungakhethi noma yini futhi wenze isitifiketi kusuka kudokotela wenhliziyo. Cindezela inkinobho. Ubhala "amagwebu amaningi, ikofi elincane, ikhofi eningi ingamagwebu amancane." Ngangcwabe: Yebo, yebo ngegwebu, yize ngisho nokukhwela, noma kungekho mbumbulu, kodwa ngiyakuthela, okungenani okuthile, okunguLayena !!!
UWerker washayela wabhala: "Hlambulula inkomishi!"
Izinkomo. Ngakhala amahlandla ayisihlanu inkomishi, nami ngageza, futhi ama-panties ami ahlanzekile, amasha futhi anethegi: ngiphelelwe yisikhathi esikhethekile nobusuku bothando nothando, kepha wena, u-bitch, awuzange ungishiye ukukhetha! Yini enye oyidingayo, udoti ?!
UWerker washayela, wabhala: "Ukucisha" kwaphuma.
Ngimi phakathi ekhishini kwezinye izifinyezo, ngendebe eyinyumba kanye nokwethuka. Bilisa amanzi e-kettle. Ngizophuza itiye. Ukube nje i-kettle izovunyelwa kimi.