Akukona ukuphikisana lapha: uVictoria Beckham ngemuva kokuwa kwe-band spice amantombazane anawo wonke. Waqhubeka ethandaza ukuthandwa kwabezindaba futhi sekuvele kudlule uphawu lwemilenze. Futhi iphuzu lapha aligcini nje kuphela, hhayi kakhulu emshadweni ophumelelayo onomdlali webhola lezinyawo walo, ukubamba iqhaza okusebenzayo ezenzakalweni zomhlaba wemfashini. Lapha konke kuhlanganiswe.
Hhayi kudala, ama-viks afaka ukugxila okusha. Ngaqamba futhi ngizenze sengathi ngiphrinta incwadi ehlukanisayo eya esikhathini sami esidlule, ukuthi uVictoria, wawuyini eminyakeni eyi-18. UHileeryos, njengoba besho!
"Ngiyazi, manje uhlupheka ngokuthi awusona omncane, amahle kakhulu futhi anekhono kakhulu entombazaneni yokudansa ekolishi laseLaine le-Laine Arts. Wena, ngokujwayelekile, ungalokothi ulunge noma yikuphi. Unezinkinga ezinkulu zesikhumba - induna. Umqondisi wasekolishi ukusetha elula kakhulu yokukhuluma ekhonsathini yokuthweswa iziqu esutsheni elihlazisayo le-putple Leopard Leopard, ngoba uyi-chubby. Kungenzeka kube njalo, mhlawumbe kungenjalo. "
"Funda kabanzi ngebhola, ikakhulukazi mayelana ne-Offside. Futhi yazi, uthando ngokubuka kokuqala okukhona. Kuzokwenzeka kuwe endaweni yokuzilibazisa ye-Manchester United babadlali bebhola futhi uzoba udakiwe kancane, ngakho-ke yonke into izoba fana nenkungu. Ngenkathi abanye abadlali bemba futhi bephuza ebhulini le-bar, uDavide uzokuma nomndeni wakhe. Okwamanje, usazodlala ekwakhekeni kwesibili. Futhi unomamatheka kangaka. Usondele kakhulu nomndeni wakho futhi uzomangala ukuthi ubukeka kanjani. Uzocela igumbi lakho. Futhi uzoyiqopha e-bile London-Manchester, esezigcina. "
"Uzozama okuningi ngokubukeka kwakho, ama-latex ama-overalls, amahlaya ayisiwula anemibhalo, umbala wezinwele ohlekisayo. Awunangqondo futhi sengathi kuyahlekisa. Emikhosini enamandla, uzovela futhi ubukeka njenge-transvestite. Ngikubheka manje futhi ukumamatheka. Ngiyayithanda, uzithonya ngokushelelayo. Lapho imfashini yangempela izokuthuthela. Futhi uzoqala ukuqonda ukuthi ama-sneaker amahle angcono kunezithende, futhi kungcono ukubuyisela ama-minibs ku-crispy elimhlophe shirt. Futhi awusoze wabukeka ungafakwanga. "
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