Ama-muscovites akhanyiswe.
Wonke umuntu obonile (noma efisa) ukholelwa ukuthi akekho osebenza eMoscow. I-Muscovite ifika ekuseni iye ehhovisi ku-maybach yakhe futhi ngobuwula ihlala esihlalweni sesikhumba kuze kube kusihlwa, iphuza i-espresso futhi ikhonza i-Intanethi. Kusihlwa, i-muscovite, vele, idla i-sushi, ingena ekilabhini yokuqina, ukuhambela amaqembu futhi isebenzisa i-mojito. Kukho konke lokhu, iMoskvich ithola ama-ruble ayisigidi ngosuku, kepha ayikeneliseki, ngoba kubonakala kuye ukuthi uyakhala kakhulu futhi athola okuncane kakhulu.Ama-Muscovites - Zhmoty.
UNonoshvich uyazi ukuthi naphezu kwezigidi zawo ngosuku, i-muscovite, ukufunda, yize ngeChervonz, kuhlushwa i-gastric colic. Ayikho i-Moskvich engasoze yanikeza imali ku-Chirgar, ngeke ikhokhe endaweni yokudlela yayo yonke inkampani futhi ngeke ikhathazeke ngezeluleko ezinhle. Moskvich, nginezinyawo, nginesiqiniseko sokuthi bonke abanye abantu banemishini efanayo, njengoba yena, ngakho-ke lapho ephathwa emphefumulweni, uyohlala embulala "okufanele ngibuze"?
AmaSulumane - Snoby
I-Moskvich - i-Hellish Snob futhi ikholelwa ukuthi akukho impilo eMoscow Railway. I-Muscovite ayaziwa ukuthi iKemerovo neYekaterinburg - hhayi into efanayo, nokuthi iVladivostok ayikho ndawo ethile eTaiga. I-Moskvich kuphela engabiza uPetropavlovsk-Kamchatsky kwabathathu eMoscow futhi bathi "ntambama enhle." I-MusCovite iyaqiniseka ukuthi izimpisi zizulazula emigwaqweni eTambov, eVelologda kukhona oyedwa kulo lonke idolobha laseVendispean, naseVladimir - eVladimir Central kanye nomoya wasenyakatho. Ama-muscovite amaningi aqiniseka ukuthi konke okungekho emthethweni kuyinto engenangqondo, ehlekisayo futhi ngeke ube ne-sushi. Ngakho-ke, ukuxhumana nesivakashi senhloko-dolobha, iMoskvich ihlala iziphatha njengembuzi ezikhukhumezayo.Ama-Muscovites ayisiphukuphuku
Ama-muscovites awazi lutho ngezwe kuphela, kodwa nangomuzi wawo. Akukho okuhamba nge-muscovite noma kuphi, ngaphandle kwamakilabhu okuqina kanye namaqembu amahle. Ebukholweni beminyuziyamu yeMoscow, i-Muscovite, ngokuvamile, ayisoli, futhi uma umbuza nge-Premieres yokugcina yezemidlalo, kuzoqala ukukhulula umsebenzi. Ukubumbana kwama-muscovites kwaziwa yiwo wonke umuntu futhi yilowo nalowo, ikakhulukazi kubaphathi, okuthi, kunalokho, ahlakaniphile kakhulu futhi athuthukile.
Ama-muscovites akhuluma njengama-morons
Inkulumo yeMoscow iyayenyanyeka. I-Moskvich ikhuluma ngokungathi ine-sushi emangalisayo emlonyeni wakhe, futhi kusukela kulokhu kuyaluka, yelula onkamisa kanye ne-akache enyanyekayo. Lapho uMuscovite ethi "noNasha eMaska", ngifuna ukuvala umphimbo we-espresso wakhe kanye nenkomishi.Ama-muscovites ngaso sonke isikhathi agijima endaweni ethile
I-muscovite ngayinye inembewu okungenani emithathu embongolweni. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ukuchaza kanjani ukuthi ijubane lokunyakaza le-muscovite liphakeme kathathu kunesivinini sokuhamba komuntu ojwayelekile? Ikakhulu esitimeleni, lapho uqonda ukuthi kungazelelwe wazithola emhlanjini obhejane futhi waphoqeleka ukuba aqhubeke nawo wonke umuntu, noma afe.
Ama-muscovites ahambile
Naphezu kwejubane laphakade, iMoskvich ayize ifike noma kuphi ngesikhathi. Ngasikhathi sinye, i-muscovite ngeke ibize noma yini futhi ngeke ixwayise nge-sekwephuzile, kepha izobe ithule futhi iphoqele ukugcina isikhathi okungezona isikhathi-skysviches ukulinda, kakhulu futhi thatha okubi kakhulu. Lapho ekugcineni iMoskvich izovela, ngeke axolise sekwephuzile, kepha azoziphatha njenganoma yini akwenzekanga, aphuze ama-espresso akhe ayisiphukuphuku futhi akhononge ngama-traffic jams.Ama-Muscovites ahlelwe ngaphezulu
U-Muscovite uhlangana noNevoshvich, uqala ukuzithoba, ethuka ngazo zonke izindlela ukumhleka usulu. Isibonelo, akekho ama-muscovite azokutshela indlela futhi azame ngisho nokuqondisa izikhumba ngakolunye uhlangothi - ukuze alahlekelwe futhi afe. Uma i-Moskvich ibona ipuleti yelayisense elinganasitolo emotweni, nakanjani izosika imoto enjalo noma ibambele. Ngaphansi kwedivaysi yomsebenzi weNevoskvich, ngokungafani ne-muscovite, izoba ngaphansi kokuphazamiseka okubi kakhulu. Indaba ehlukile namahhashi. Ama-muscovites awashadanga kubo, futhi uma beshadile - zonke izimpilo zabo zichithwa yisifundazwe kanye nesifiso sokuthola indawo yokuhlala i-metropolitan.
Ama-muscovites anethemba lokuthi kwi- "Mtksvasva" yawo yonke lahla njenge-wedge
I-MusCovite iyaqiniseka ukuthi mayelana ne-Todioney Moscow yabo, amaphupho awo wonke ama-Provincial, nangokwengeziwe kangaka. Ngakho-ke, noma yikuphi, ngisho nakuye iningi elingenacala, ibinzana laseNevoshvich Muscovite lenza ubuso bembethe ubuso futhi benenge: "Yebo, wena casso nje." Eqinisweni, le moscow nafig yanikela kunoma ngubani, kepha zama ukuchaza lokhu enhlokodolobha? "Kungani usilandela ngaleso sikhathi"? - Uyabuza, grinning buthule.I-Moskvich Muscovich Volk
Into ebaluleke kakhulu ukuthi amaSulumeni ayizonda ukuthi hhayi kuphela izifundazwe, kodwa futhi. Omunye nomunye ngokwengeziwe. EMoscow, abukho ubungane noma ubuhlobo bomndeni. Ngisho nezihlobo eziseduzane zihlala wonke umuntu emgodini wazo futhi zitholakala kuphela kwisikhumbuzo nasezikhumbuzweni, lapho i-espresso iphuze futhi idle i-sushi. Futhi azikho izingoma nomdanso kuze kube sekuseni, akukho "ngokwengqondo", kepha khuluma kuphela ngokubhaliswa kweMoscow kanye namamitha-skwele ngaphakathi komgwaqo we-moscow endalini, okuyi-muscovite enyakazisa njengenkukhu ngaphezulu kweqanda. Golden.
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