Abesilisa, ngaphandle kokungavamile, izidalwa ziyabekezela. Futhi abamhlophe bahlushwa, nezinhlanga, bashade ngezinye izikhathi. Kepha kunezindawo eziningi zokuphahlazeka, ama-assters athi, ngokuzithandela noma ongazi, angaphendulwa abe yi-tyrantosaurus evuthayo ye-botany evalekile. Indoda izohlala ivikela:
Eziyisikhombisa zakho
Noma ngabe unina eshaya i-borsch entsha, ngoba lapho, kuyavela, kuneklabishi elincane, futhi namanje alilona ukudliwa. Umuntu omisiwe ocabangelayo unokukhetha okubili esimweni esinjalo: 1) Bulala lo wesifazane masinyane; 2) Bulala lo wesifazane isikhathi eside. Kepha le ndoda izosikisela inketho yesithathu, ngokuzumayo: "Ungakhathazeki". Ungakhathazeki, ngoba umama wami, empeleni, uyakuthanda. Futhi uNkulunkulu wenqabe, uNkulunkulu wenqabe ukumamatheka ngenxa yokuphendula.Imoto yakhe
Kuthiwa imoto yemoto iyinhlangano yokuqhubeka kwelungu lelungu lakhe. Ngokusobala, kunjalo. Ngoba le ndoda isanda ekugxekeni ekhelini lemoto yakhe efanayo nowesifazane ukumgxeka umzimba wakhe. Lokho wukuthi, owesifazana uqobo angabubula esihlokweni esithi "walulama ngokungenathemba, ah." Kanye nowesilisa angasho ukuthi i-injester i-bastard, ukumiswa kuyangqongqoza, futhi empeleni "uphethiloli uyadla hhayi kuye." Kepha uma omunye umuntu ekhuluma ngakho ...
Mike yakhe yakudala
Owesifazane akajabuli, okwakubeka engcupheni i-T-shirt yakudala, ngaphandle kwemijikelezo emithathu yezingxoxo nokubonisana. Umhlaba kuye phansi. I-T-shirt yakudala enombhalo osuliwe. Ukhumbula uKoktebel, Goa noBlonde abavela ePatya. Wayengumcamelo ehlathini ngaphansi kukaKherson kanye nethawula ebhishi laseBaikal. Walala ngaphansi kwe- "muscovite" yasendulo, futhi ngaphezulu kwethonsi lamafutha (akukaze kuboshwe). Indoda ne-T-shirt yakudala yayinokuningi. Futhi nawe, Owesifazane, kuphela ubulili.Jedi.
Well. Kungenzeka ukuthi ube nethemba lokubona umfazi weTitanic. Uzogcina isandla sakhe futhi ahlale e-Idiompan iPhone yakho. Kepha kuthatha kuze kube sekupheleni. Akunasidingo sokuthi lokho lokhu kuyizimpi zezinkanyezi ezipholile " Cha, kwesokudla. Izimpi zendawo, izimpi zama-clones, inkanyezi yokufa. Kuthiwani ngawe? Ucezu lweqhwa elintantayo? Ukuze uhambe amantongomane, upholile.
Indaba yesiphequluli sakhe
Yebo, porn. Manje?Imikhuba yakhe yobuwula
Uma abesifazane beba namadevu, bebengazi ukuthi kuhle kangakanani ukukopela emunweni. Futhi ngubani oshukumisa ethusayo emcabangweni owodwa kuphela ngakho - leso siwula. Futhi ungadla izingcezu zephepha. Akukho sina. Ishidi A-4 lithathiwe, liyasuka kuye esiqeshini futhi lishwabansele umdlalo webhola. Cha, akalilambile. Umkhuba. BR-R-R.
Intshebe yakhe
Omunye besifazane ngeshwa banikazi babantu, nabo, abanikazi bentshebe. Ekuqaleni kokusa, ngamunye ucabanga - ngolunye usuku kamuva, lapho engahambi ndawo, ngizomenza asheshe. Ha ha ha.Ubuntwana bomngane
Noma ngabe lo mngani engakuthinti kabi (futhi nakanjani athonywe nguye - Abangane bengane abakwazi). Imemori yokugxuma ophahleni lwamagalaji ama-zambles wendoda engaphezu kwe-charm ebabazekayo yowesifazane othandekayo, ahlala efihla njalo ngaphansi kwe-bra.
ISchumacher
ISchumacher isithombe esihlangene. U-Akinfeev, Jordan, Stephen Hawking - Akunandaba. UCumira akakwazi ukuthintwa. Izandla kude noMichael, umfazi oyisiphukuphuku.I-Tank KV-2 ene-122 mm cannon
Lowo ocabanga ukuthi iplanethi edonswe ngamaphikseli anama-ray kuphela, ayikaze ibe nesifiso sangempela. Lowo okholelwa ukuthi uyisiphukuphuku isikhathi esingangesonto ukujabula ngethuluzi elisha elibonisa ama-artillery (Virtual, kunjalo), umane angazi ukuthi iyiphi injabulo yangempela. Futhi lowo okholelwa ukuthi indoda eneminyaka engamashumi amathathu akufanele ihlale kumdlalo wekhompyutha, ayizwisisi lutho empilweni futhi, cishe, e-General Baba. Indlela ebabazekayo yokuqeda impilo yokuzibulala ukuyongena kulo mdlalo futhi ushise leli thambi lakusihlwa linama-hangar ezinja. Kodwa-ke, empeleni akunangqondo: Umuntu ngeke anikeze ngisho nephasiwedi yakhe ngisho nakulabo ababulawa abavela ku-SS.