Batsho ukuba kulungile, ulungile kwaye awungafakwanga ngumama-umthetho---nam kwaye thina, siyakholelwa kuyo. Thina nakwiSanta Claus siyakholelwa, kuba ebomini kufuneka kubekho ummangaliso. Nangona kunjalo, njengokuziqhelanisa nemisebenzi, ummangaliso awusoloko usenzeka.
Umlo wobukrelekrele
Umamazala uxela ngequbuliso xa wagqiba kwelokuba uphumle kancinci. Njengoko ibala ixesha elifanelekileyo - isayensi ayiziwa, kodwa kufuneka uxoke ngesilayidi samashiti afunekileyo ngethebhulethi kwisandla esinye kunye ne-mojito kwelinye, igumbi lam. Injongo yakhe kukubamba into ehlazo (iya kuba ngcono, kunjalo, kunye ne-Mulatte Lover, kodwa "Mojito" ziya kuhla). "Owu. Andikho ngexesha? Ewe, ukuzonwabisa ngokuphumla, intombi. " Qiniseka ukuba emva komzuzu uza 'ngumfana olihlwempu' kangangokuba watshata nolikholo. Wayilumkisa.Isigqibo: Ngaphandle komnxeba wangaphambili ukuya kumbundu, umkhwekazi ongumkani akavumelekanga. Amaxesha aliqela aya kukhutyekiswa, emva koko uhlise.
Hlasela uMama uSchchami
"Ulahlekelwe bubunzima. Intoni? Ngaba awukwazi ukupheka "? Ngokuqinisekileyo umamazala ngokuqinisekileyo uthi xa "inkwenkwana" ihlwempu "iya kumqhuba emva kokusebenza emfihlekweni kuwe. Uya kuncwina nawe, uya kuncwina into enje: "UKishai, unyana. Nangona uMama uyonwabisa, "ukuze wonke umntu afezekiswe, ngubani na ongumfazi olungileyo apha, kwaye ongubukhweba kwiPIN ngokuthunga. Kwaye ungazami ukwenza izizathu nge-bruschetta yakho kunye nezinye ii-ocedooks kwi-gascon. Isobho seveki nje yeveki nje sikwazi ukubuyisela umntu olihlwempu ebomini.
Isigqibo: Isandla ngentlonipho. Faka ngononophelo iresiphi engummangaliso. Ndithembise ukuba ndiqonde ngomso. Ukufumana amanqaku ngokukhuselekileyo.
Ukudubula kwe-sniper
Ungumntu ophilayo, ngenxa yoko uya kuba uphosakele. Ewe, kukho issikithi yoboya kumashumi asithoba anesithoba, okanye ngokungacwangciswanga. Ngoku, uThixo wakunqabela ekutsaleni kwentuthumo yezopolitiko yabelana ngale ndawo kunye nomkhwekazi wam. Zonke iibugs zakho zingeniswe kwiseli eyahlukileyo yememori, ziyahlalutya apho, kwaye ke isahlulo sikhutshwa phantsi kwesosi "Uvavanyo lwakho". Kwanakwiminyaka engamashumi amathathu, umtshato ongumtshato uya kukhumbula kwaye usilele inkcitho kwaye ulibale umntwana we-hairchesser. Ukuze nje ungaphumli.Isigqibo: Akukho nanye into umamazala ukuba angaxeleli, kodwa ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo uya kubuza esithi "Ngubani na othi cwaka, athi cwaka, njengamalungu atholelekileyo. Ngubani lowo? I-Pushkin.
Ikhaphethi ye-capt
"Into endiselayiyo kwakhona," "Undiphose" kwaye "Akukho mntu uya kundizisa kuma Unile weKefirchik." Uqhelekile? Umama ufuna ingqalelo! Ukuba uxakekile, emva koko wangena kwindlu yangasese, umkhuhlane wehagu uya kuhamba, ubuchopho kunye nesibetho setyhefu kunye nesibetho se-buge, ngenxa yoko kuya kufuneka unqumle umkhwekazi wonke kwisixeko sonke. Ngapha koko, kuyavela ukuba isibetho se-bunenic sicocekile ngequbuliso, kodwa kukho ipani kunye nentaba.
Isigqibo: Yiya, ube nesuphu, mamela intlebendwane. Ukunyamezela. Phatha kakubi. Ekugqibeleni, uya kuze ube mdala.
Imisebenzi ePhakamisayo
"Ngaphambi kokuba ungenguye," uya kuthi aze alinde imilebe yakhe kwithuba elibalulekileyo. Eyona nto inentsingiselo ye-moron yaqonda ukuba "ngaphambili," iphambi komtshato nawe. Ukuba unyana wakho akakhathaleli ngokwaneleyo, umama uya kucacisa i-cruive eminwe eminwe yayo, yona yoyikekayo yaba yinto eyoyikekayo, iClwkkin, ubomi. Umzekelo, ukuza kuthi ga ngoku umntu ongelola ngelishwa kwizihlangu zonyaka ophelileyo, ezinye zazo zithenga iibhutsi zesihlanu. Kwaye le "umntu" uzivumela rhoqo endaweni yokuba enze i-bastard ye-bastard yokutya isidlo sangokuhlwa. Kwaye ngokubanzi, umntu udala walubopha intamo yeCrochkina. Ihamba phi? Noba kutheni. Umzekelo, eSaratov, umzekelo.Isigqibo: Enethemba lokuba umyeni wakho yindoda esengqiqweni, enengqondo esempilweni kunye nokuhlekisa okuhle. Ewe, Thenga izihlangu kuye, kungenjalo wandala ntoni?
Ukutshintsha ngasemva
Umama ongumkhwekazi owonileyo, kunye nomamazala, osele egqibile ukuphakama kwakhe kwaye wafumana i-biasco, ngokuqinisekileyo uya kujika abheke kwindawo yakho ngasemva. Ngaphantsi komxholo othi, "Ndiza kuhlala nabazukulwana" okanye "ii-cutlets ziya kuzisa", iya endlwini yakho kwaye iqalise ukuzisa i-odolo wakhe. U-Arctikelelo uphela ifriji yaseArugula, ezaphula iintolo "nge-jeans" i-"ibrary "i-"ibrary" i-"ibrary "i-"ibrary" i-"ibrary "yebhabhini" yebhabhini "kunye nothando olukhethekileyo luya kusasaza ibhulukhwe yakho.
Isigqibo: I-stitcher kwi-bud. Ifuna ukuhlala kunye nabazukulwana kwaye sinceda kwifama-enkosi kakhulu, kodwa kuphela kwisakhelo semvumelwano. Kwaye akukho hamers enoxantathu.
Ukuhlasela ngequbuliso
"Ndiza kunityelela kude kuseMeyi." Molo, ubusuku obubusuku! I-AM, ayingenzi kuphela umkhwenyana kuphela. Ngokokude, kulula- kungekudala, okanye kamva oyena mutati oqokelelayo aqokelela izinto kwaye ehamba iRavoisi, eqinisekile ukuba unyana wakhe uza kuqhuba kwibhokisi. Kodwa umkhwenyana, ngequbuliso ukulungisa ukulungiswa, ngokudibeneyo ekuhleni ukuba bahlelele "kubantwana", okanye babiza kakhulu - abantwana "bangena" kubantwana " Ngonaphakade - Igazi legazi elinesilayidi se-ash kwi -okugqibela. Eyakho, i-ash.
Isigqibo: Sichasa kude kube yithontsi lokugqibela legazi. Ukukhubazeka kokunqongophala kwezindlu, ukukhulelwa okuzayo, i-Nymphomania, inyanga kunye ne-allergies kwisuphu. Kwaye ukuba isoyiso senzekile - ukuba siwase amandla ezandleni, esingayichazanga ukuba ngubani ongu-hostess apha kwaye akavumelani ukuba uhoyiwe. Ewe, kulungile, isuphu ngolwesiHlanu kunye nekhaya "laseKhaya" ngamanye amaxesha linokusinda.