Ubomi, ewe, yinto eneminyaka emide engekhoyo ukuba ihambe. Kodwa thina sonke (ubomi) sihlala sinceda, sichitha amandla ngokulungileyo. Ngenxa yokuba kungekuphela amalungu eKomsomol yaseTshayina ye-Chinese yenza into enzima ukubayisa ngembeko!
Kwinkunkuma engafunekiyo yamandla, sihlala sisebenzisa ubuchwephesha besithoba. Ukuba ufuna ukunciphisa nawuphi na umsebenzi kwaye ufumane i-fuigue yokukhathazeka - sikucebisa ukuba uzisebenzise rhoqo!"Vala amehlo akho nayo yonke into izoyika"
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Sukuthatha iqhekeza lenyani, ngakumbi okwenzekayo.
Awufuni ukuba kule nto ilungileyo yehlabathi kukho inkunkuma engenangqondo njengengxaki, okanye imvakalelo yomtshato, okanye ityhefu enekhekhe yolwandle. Ke ngoko, ayinakuphela, ayinalungelo. Kwaye ukuba ingxaki ayikwenzeki kwiminyaka embalwa, umyeni wayengumzekelo wesuphu kangangeminyaka emininzi, kwaye kunye nee-pie ezintlanu zangaphambili ziqhutywa (kwaye ngoku ayinakho Yibani, kuba oku akunakukwenza i-bandile! Kwaye uchitha wonke umkhuhlane womphefumlo wakho kwiminqweno ethandanayo kunye nokugqobhoza entlabathini. Ewe kunjalo, ukonwabisa ngakumbi kunokwazi ukuyiqonda le ngxaki kwaye uqalise ukuyicombulula.
"Konke kulungile, mahlungu mhle"
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Umgodi olungileyo ngomdlalo ombi.Kulo mdlalo we-classic "Indoda eyomeleleyo" ngamaxesha onke ukuthanda ukudlala kunye namanenekazi abuthathaka. "Yintoni ephosakeleyo ngawe, ngaba ungonwabisi uluhlaza kwaye uyakhala, kwenzeka into?" - Buza ucela ummelwane. Ngubani na ingwenya, ndiyingwenya ?! Ewe, ndiza kukuthanda! Awukwazi ukukhathaza kwe-pansovsky. I-Pantikovsky iyakuthengisa nonke, thenga kwaye uthengise kwakhona! " -Umcaphukisile kwaye womeleze izixhobo kumgubo. Ngaphaya kwehlathi, iinxalenye ezincinci zesatisha: kwaye umgubo odinga ngakumbi nangakumbi, kwaye ummelwane wasasazeka, ungcono kakhulu kunaye wonke umntu. Kwaye ke kuyavela ukuba yi-Sarochka, ebi kakhulu kunabo bonke, kodwa amandla okufuna ukuhlangulwa: bamshiya ukuba alwe.
"Uyintoni usuku oluza kum?"
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Khawufane ucinge izinto ezoyikisayo.
Yonke into ihambile, zonke. Uphulukene nencwadana yokundwendwela kule hole ilityelweyo. Wayehlala ehleli nawe kwipokotho ekhethekileyo. Utsaliwe. Ngoku jonga i-ofisi yozakuzo. Kwaye apho kuqinisekile ukuba i-Saber-towedsthed Dothumaids ihleli. Kwaye abayi kukuqonda. Kwaye ubeke. Kwaye ejele bayondliwa ngokutyiwa, kwaye ngelo xesha yonke imini. Kwaye soze sikhululwe. Kwaye zonke izalamane zakho apho ekhaya ziya kungxama ngelokishi ephezulu. Kwaye oyena mntu uyithandayo ficus uya kuthengiswa ebukhobokeni. Kucacile ukuba ukukucela ukuba ujonge kwitafile yebhedi kunye nebhegi yesandla ngeli xesha akunamsebenzi. Kuphela kuxa ekugqibeleni ufumana ephelelwe ngamanqatha angcolileyo kunye nemfesane yefayisi, ufumanisa ukuba usetafileni yebhedi. Musa ukubekwa yi-ficus, kodwa ipasipoti. Ngapha koko, lo mzekelo uchulumachileyo ubonisa uninzi lweemeko ezininzi xa sibulewe ngemibono eyoyikekayo-ethi, okokuqala, inokuthintelwa, ingene ngokuqhelekileyo. Uqhawulo-mtshato kunye neengxaki emsebenzini-kolu luhlu lweenkokeli ezaziwayo.
"Kwaye ke ndimphendule! .."
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Skrolela kwaye uyifumene i-fort-inyani.Umthetho ongumEcumenica osebenza kubi nangakumbi: Okwangoku xa usisithukuthezi, ukugalela okanye enye into kuyabiza kakhulu-idla ngokuvula umlomo wakho kwaye ubambe umoya weZABBI. Imizuzu emihlanu kamva, iqala ukuqaqanjelwa kwingqondo, kwaye inyulwe ekuqhubeni isiqhushumbisi: "Kwakufuneka sithi:" Kwakufuneka sithi: "Kwakufuneka sithi:" Kwaye kwafuneka sithi: "Kwaye ..." emva kokuba idlalwe kuyo. Uya kuthumela iindudumo kunye nabo bamangalisayo bobane nombane, ohlekisayo bahleka kwaye batyhafise ngokungxama kwingubo emfusa. Kwaye ngokuhambelana noku, kukho elinye inyathelo: Ibuhlungu kakhulu ukuze uqonde ukuba yonke into ihamba kakuhle ebomini - kwaye ukhawulezise kwindima encinci eyoyikisayo. Kukho amandla amaninzi ngokuhambelana nokufikeleleka ngokuhambelana nokungakwazi ukulima intsimi ngesandla esinye, kwaye omnye ubhale "uKumkani uKira."
"Yiyo yonke ..."
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Ngokubanzi kangangoko kunokwenzeka ukuze uquzelwe ngokubanzi kwaye uqhekezelwe ngokubanzi.
I-VARRRARE, ukuqala kwam sele iveki, indiza yesiqhelo, sele ndinomthengi wokuqala. Ngoku yonke into iya kuphola! I-Blue kwaye iZiqithi zeDayimane ilinde mna ngaphambili. Ndiza kuthenga iflegi ye-yacht. Kwaye ntoni: Emva kweveki ingxaki inesithukuthezi - kwaye unobangela wengxaki uya kuba ngobuqili babamelwane. I-Gypsim Susa, amagqabi abathengi. I-chef ihambile. Soze, andikaze ndize kum, yonke imizamo ibiyinto engento. Ndiza kunxila kwi "screwdriver". Ukusuka kwi-Opera enye - iClassic yokungafi "Siya kuhlala siqondane ngomlomo 'kwaye" andisayi kuphinda ndithande mntu. " Zombini ezi zinto zigqithileyo zinobunzima ngokwengqondo kangangokuba akukho mathuba angavumeli ubudlelwane. Ndikhe ndakhe ndahamba, ndingumntu, okanye ndibandezeleka.
"Tsala ucingo"
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Cela into enye kwaye isandi ibe yingongoma enye, ungashiyi naliphi na inyathelo.
Njengomthetho, asifuni hayi i-ice cream cream-bilee, kwaye ingabi bomvu "iFerrari", hayi i-gorrari ", hayi iblonda ephezulu kwi-sneakers emnyama, kodwa ulonwabo lomntu. Kwaye zonke ezi zinto, ezibonakala ngathi zenziwa ngu-Edodiment, aziyinjongo ngokwenene. Sisixhobo. Kwaye xa oku kungayazi le nto, kwaye ngobungqola beminyaka emithathu uyibetha intloko malunga nodonga, funa ngokuchanekileyo le nto- "Yayingumbala owuthandayo! Yayiyinto endiyithandayo! " - Okokuqala, okokuqala, sikhumbula ubunzima bezinye izinto ezinomdla zolonwabo. Okwesibini, umngcipheko uya kuziva, fumana-kwaye ubuhlungu: i-ice cream ene-blonde eFerrari yi-kwaye akukho lonwabo, akukho lonwabo.
"I-smart enye kwidyasi emhlophe intle"
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: gxeka.Jonga ngononophelo. Kuyo yonke imithetho kunye nokuchas 'umthetho, fu kunye ne-bue. Intombi itye i-corzhik kwaye umyeni wakhe makaye kwintlanganiso yabantu eklasini? Ewe, zonke, zilungiselele, sithandwa: ibhulukhwe eqhekekileyo kunye neminyaka yobudala inikezelwa. Inkanyezi yaqesha umqeqeshi wokuqina? Ifuna ngokukhawuleza i-psychotherapistry! Ukujikeleza amasimi angafezekanga 'ukungafezeki komnye umntu, ubudenge, ubuntu kwaye bangazi nto. I-Plum Slit-musa ukugqobhoza. Kunzima, uxolo ngenxa yeKefir kuye. Ewe, kunye nazo zonke ezi zinto zixhalabisayo emva kweKefirchik, ngamanye amaxesha akukho xesha laneleyo kunye ne-drill ...
"Yiza ukugcina ikati!"
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Ixhala kwaye ndilwele abo bangayifuni.
Ingcebiso elungileyo kunye noncedo lobuhlobo - iminenga apho ilizwe libambe khona. Kwimeko apho kufuneka. Xa ubuzwa. Ngamanye amaxesha, le yi-Senbernarsha enomdla, ezama ukugcwalisa kwaye ifudumele i-teddy uppy okanye ifundise ukugqobhoza i-selsuloid dack dack dack dack dack dack intsholongwane. Ewe kunjalo, unokuhlala kamva, emva kokuba umntu efile, ukuba adume njengesidalwa, osindileyo uTeresu. Kodwa kukho umngcipheko onamandla wokuphosa kwaye ufumane ipremiyamu ye-darwinia ...
"I-Spoon yoMama ..."
Yintoni ekufuneka siyenzile: Ukunyanzela ukubandezeleka "nangakumbi", ukungaqondi apho le yeyona ingenasiphelo "incinci" iphela.
Ukusebenza kwi-Monsters iqumrhu kunye ne-shrek-intloko ikwaziswayo. Okanye umtshato oneminatha yokutshiza akafikeleli kwinqanaba lokuyiguqulela ibe yindoda eguqukayo eguqukayo. "Linda kancinci, phumla kwaye wena", iintloko zeentliziyo nabonda nabo kunye nabo wayefunda nabo, kwaye uthi entliziyweni yakho, ndiza kuncwina, kunye nendlela yokuqhekeza ikamva. Ngeengxaki eziphambili ze-AHOST, i-AHA. Kwaye ubuncinci bezinto ezithile ezifunekayo, ziya kukhanyisela ntoni? Kwaye isidumbu sakho esiqinisekileyo 'esisigxina' kuphela siya kugutyungelwa zonke iijusi. Kwaye awukazenzi ifriji! Ke ukuphosa ezi zinto zilithoba zokuzonwabisa-zisashushu ...