I-Miscellaneous ... Abafazi bahluke kakhulu, kwaye nokuba banigxeka njani "ubuhlobo bakho", ngamanye amaxesha kukho abameli abangenakufanekiswa nabo bangenasini.
Amadoda athi (kwaye siyavumelana nabo), ekunzima ukuhlala nabasetyhini - i-hystericals, eya kuthi ngaso naliphi na isityholo kwindawo engenanto kwaye iguqule ubomi bosapho kwaye buguqulele ubomi bosapho bube nobusuku obumnyama. Amadoda athi abantu basetyhini-bitch bayathandeka kwiinyanga zokuqala zokuthandana kunye nomtshato, kodwa kungekudala babukuqhekezelwe kukuphazamiseka kwaye barhoxise. Abafazi "banomtsalane uhlobo lwezidenge" kungekudala okanye badanile, kwaye inyani yokuba ekuqaleni kwabona ukuba "umyalelo womntwana onomtsalane" uguqukele. Kodwa, thembekile, zonke ezi "ezi" "zingapheliyo", kunye nezo esingayi kuludweliswa ngenxa yokwahluka kwazo, esinethambisi xa kuthelekiswa nomfazi "obhinqileyo." Le ndoda yayinethamsanqa, osindileyo kunye naye okanye yayingathandekiyo kuye. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ibhinqa eliyinto "alizange limlahle umntu obonakala ethembekile lothando olunamathele nothando olunengcinezelo. Uyambetha kuye ngomnwe wakhe onqabileyo, amtsala kwi-Humimation yeyokujonga "ukuzinikela" kukutyeba ngonaphakade "kunye nothando lwenene" nomphefumlo, othintela ...Uhlala efuna ukuba kufutshane.
Umzuzwana ngamnye !!! Kudala boyika ukugoduka, kuba uyazi-Apho awuyi kuvunyelwa ukuba uhlale wedwa. Uya kudibana nawe ngembonakalo yenja ebusweni kunye ne-theword yakho oyithandayo oyile sele uyithiyile. Uya kuhlala ecaleni, ngelixa uhlafuna iibhotile zenyamakazi, jonga kunye nokuhlekisa, uncwina kwaye usoloko ulungisa into kwiingubo kuwe. Kwaye kuyo yonke le nto, kubandakanya iibhola zenyama, uya kugula. Uya kuzama ukufihla egumbini lokulala, kwindlu yendlu yangasese, ekugqibeleni, ukuze okungenani ukuhlala wedwa, kodwa uya kumisa phantsi komnyango wentloko, kwaye ncwina.Ukuba uyatyelela, uhlala exhonywa kuwe
Ngokubanzi, awukhathali ukuba iyenza ukwenzela ukuba ichonge ubunini bakho okanye kuba yoyikisa inkampani, uqhelene. Sele uqhele kwaye uqhelene nenyani yokuba ujoyina isandla sakho kwaye naphi na apho uya khona, yenza ukuba idrafti. Abahlobo bakho baqhelekile kwaye bengasakujongisi ngokugculela, kodwa kuphela ngenceba nokuqonda.Uhlala esenza! Inyanzelekile ukuba uzive u-bastard.
Uya kuva isikere sokwenyani, ukuba ngequbuliso uye kwenye indawo ngaphandle kwayo. Kuba ayiyi kungqina iLizwi elabelayo, akasayi kukukhathalela ngeefowuni neSMS, kodwa ubhala nje oku nje: "Ndiziva ndimbi ngaphandle kwakho" kwaye yiyo loo nto. Ngokuhlwa wahamba esothusayo. Uya kucinga ukuba uhlala eyedwa yedwa kwifestile, ejonge indlela kwaye ndilinde i-silhouette yakho ecaleni kwendlela. Ukuhlaziywa kwengqondo kuyinto ehlala ihleli kwaye ilinde. Imbono yakhe kwangaxeshanye, njengesikhululo sokutsala esishiywe kwisikhululo sikaloliwe. Ngokubanzi, esihogweni kunye nala maqela anamachwephesha - kufuneka ubalekele ekhaya.Ifuna isiqinisekiso esiqhelekileyo sothando lwakho.
Hayi, awuyongxaki kwaye hayi i-macho - ibinzana elithi "Ndiyakuthanda" kuba awupapashwa. Kodwa ungakanani na? Kodwa? "Uyandithanda? Ewe, ndixelele, yithi, Uyathanda ukuthanda? Uyandithanda, "Unxiba rhoqo ngemizuzu emihlanu. Ewe, sele uyifundile ngokuvakalayo zonke iivesi zothando, ubhale ngeeleta ezithandekayo zeshumi elinambini kwaye wabeka ixesha lokuthumela i-sms ethambileyo kwiyure nganye emsebenzini. Kodwa akwanelanga! "Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uyandithanda?", "Ukutsala kwintlanganiso ebalulekileyo kunye nefowuni yakhe kwaye, njengekhoboka elithobelayo, phendula. "Ewe. Ndikuthanda kakhulu ngenene". Kwaye zama ukungaphenduli, okanye ukusetha kwakhona umnxeba ... Uya kuthathwa ngemilenze yakhe esitulweni kwaye uya kuba lukhala ngokuthe cwaka, umntu, ngelishwa, akavunyelwanga. Ukudada-Yazi.Unobuchule bokukhathazeka.
Nje ukuba uyithandile. Kwaye isondo kunye naye wamiswa kwaye enomdla. Kodwa ngoku indlala yakhe yabathabathe yanganyamezeleki. Ekhaya, ukutyelela, esitratweni, kwivenkile enkulu ikukuchukumisa ngalo lonke ixesha. UThixo wanqamcela ukuba ahambe naye. Izakuhamba-ewe. Kodwa amehlo akhe aya kufana nebhotile ebunjiweyo. Ukulala naye akunyamezeleki, kuba ufuna ukuyenza kuphela xa wayesiya kuphela, kwaye ukuba ngengozi ubuyele kuye, oko kuthetha ukuba "kuhlelwe." Kwaye, kuyavela, ngomso kuya kuphinda ube naloo mbono, kwaye mhlawumbi iinyembezi.Uyakhala kakhulu ukuba ndifuna ukufa.
Ngokuthe cwaka, ngaphandle kwezikhalazo, akukho zikhalazo, ngaphandle kwengcaciso yezizathu. Ndihleli nje kwikona, ndityhala ebholeni, kwaye iinyembezi zihamba ngokuthe cwaka kwizihlabo zakhe. Ewe, kutheni chaza izizathu? Kwaye icacile. Nguwe, uGadin, usohlwaywa kwintlungu engapheliyo. Nguwe-iinkomo, i-EDAK, ayizange iphinde imbize, yahlala ixesha elide njengoko ubumkhumbule, ndilibele ukuba uneholide enkulu namhlanje - kunjalo kwi. I-pose yakhe, ukuthula kwakhe, amagwaleko kwakhe anganyamezeleki ngokupheleleyo. Kwaye uyaqonda ukuba kufuneka hug, cinezela ngokwakho, cinezela - kodwa ngalo lonke ixesha ufuna ukwenza kancinci naphantsi. Kodwa ngakumbi kwaye ngakumbi ndifuna ukucinezela. Akukho nto.'Unyibilikisa "kuwe ngokupheleleyo.
Akananto. Bonke ubomi bakhe nguwe. Nokuba iyasebenza okanye ixakekile nesibini sabantwana, yonke le nto kuye kwindawo yeshumi. Nguwe kuphela, izinto onomdla kuzo, ishishini lakho, umdlalo wakho wokuzonwabisa kunye nobomi bakho zinentsingiselo kuye. Ukhumbula amagama abo bonke oogxa bakho, umhla wokuzalwa kwabo zonke izalamane zakho, ucaphula amabinzana akho kunye namahlaya (afumana ukuhlekisa okuqinisekileyo, ngendlela) nangayiphi na enye into enokuya ekhadini okanye kuyo. Ngobuqili ilungiselela izitya zakho ozithandayo, nxiba ukuba ujongeke kuwe kwaye ungaze uxabane nawe. Apha, ndixelele ukuba ngubani oza kumona. Kodwa ngenxa yesizathu esithile sokuba unamachaphaza kuyo yonke le nto. Ewe, ubuncinci i-barrel eludongeni eludongeni iphosakele, ngokunyaniseka!Ayikho kwaphela.
Eyona nto iphambili, ngokwahlukileyo kwi-bilical, i-bitch kwaye yasiyatha. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uyichaphaza elinje. Ulungile, uyathobekile, uthambe kwaye ufuna ukuzikhusela kwakho. Akafuni kwanto, ngokuchasene noko, bancamathela ethobela. Wenza ... mbi ngakumbi ... ahlula nayiphi na iminqweno yakho kwaye konke okulungele yonke into. Ngokwenyani, yile nto kanye inomdla ngaxeshanye. Yayikukungancedi kwakhe okwenza ukuba uvuke naye emva koko kwaye ubeke igxalaba lakhe kwigxalaba lakhe - "Owu, ntombazana yam." Kodwa ngoku awunayo into yokuphefumla, kodwa akunakukwazi ukuzikhulula. Ngenxa yokuba "ukuba uyandiphosa, ndiza kufa" ake kubonakale kuwe ngomzekeliso oqhelekileyo. Ngethamsanqa! Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, thatha kwaye ufe. Kuya kuba njalo.