Incoko kwiNkampani ihlala iqhubeka ngokwalo. Ke ngamanye amaxesha awukhumbuli ukuba yintoni emnandi ibe mnandi, kodwa wonke umntu wayenentlekele. Kodwa kukho amaxesha apho abantu bakhuthaze kwaye bekhuthaza ... kwaye ke, ukuba nikalukhwele ngobuchule uToko, uqalisa ukuba nomdla!
Sigqibe kwelokuba sishwankathele amava ehlabathi jikelele kunye neminqamlezo-kwaye senze incwadana enemigaqo-ntle "ukuba ingelosi yabhabha emva kweti (iMenti yazalwa ngokuqinileyo ngayo!" Kwaye jonga i-hype eqinisekisiweyo yendalo iphela!Kodwa i-pug yam ...
Emva kokuphilisa inqaku lokuqala nokugqobhoza cwaka, khangela ngengqiqo le khalenda kunye amaxolo - bathi ke ebantwini: "Yiza, kunye Matilda wam kanye kweli lizwe bahamba Dacot umnatha!" Umyalezo ofanayo ngokumangalisayo ngokuphendula, apho i-basset inamathela kwi-poirus, ikati ngasemva kwe-izulu kwaye igcina i-polythylene kwaye igcina imithi yeKrisimesi kunye neepristmatics Uvavanyo lwakhe "fuseprolc" kwiingxelo ... Ngokubanzi, umntu oswelekileyo oswelekileyo wanele ukuba ube yindawo yokuhlala i-sutartions ye-sutarhes kunye neengokuhlwa zabanyayo.
I-Hostess kwinqaku: Okokuqala, iikowuteshini kunye ne-corties zibalulekile kumdlalo wefowuni. Okwesibini, ukuba awunayo ikati (ngendlela, kutheni unganayo ikati ?!), andinamfesane kwabo basondeleyo iintlanzi ebusuku xa uGasman Chew.
Usana, abantwana
Ngaba iikati zidiniwe, ngaba izinja zazididekile? Kwaye sikwisitokhwe kukho ezinye izinto eziphilayo! Unokujongana ngokungapheliyo kwindlela umlilo ovutha ngayo, ukuqukuqela kwamanzi kwaye abanye basebenza - kwaye bathetha ngenyameko ngomntwana oselula. Ziyafana nakwenziwe ngaphakathi: zibambe iimpukane kwaye ziqeqeshe abanye, zihlale izikhombisi, ziyakwazi ukufihla umsantsa phakathi kweetafile ezimbini ezinamashumi amane kunye nenqanaba elinemigangatho eliziisikwere. Kodwa bayaphola: bayathetha! Ukuhlawula kwakhona kuyakuthatha ixesha elide, ukuba akunjalo naphakade. Ewe, kwifowuni banayo, musa ukulibala.
Ukuba i-lenki ine-chuck
Owu, ukuwela amathambo yinkqubo yakudala ye-SICRAL, eyabonwabisa ngeendwendwe ezinesithukuthezi kwintendelezo yeHammmurapi! Umdlalo ulula njengamajoni. Amaxesha amanani amanani: Ndikhumbula umntu endimaziyo ngokubanzi, andizange ndibulale uluntu lwethu kuqala. Inqaku lenqaku lesibini: Gimba ibhola ngobomi bakhe. Kwaye sifunda iqela leendaba zenkcubeko ngayo yonke into kunye nalowo wonke umntu, ukusuka kwinkwenkwe yokugqibela ye-nadka - phambi kweKolobkov, ivela ukuba iziko lijijekile! Kwaye ngubani oza kuthi: "Fu, apha andikaze ndihlekisi," makenze isipili kwaye akhangele impumlo yakhe. Siphikisana, sikhule? ;)into evanithi ngokuthambile
Umbhali womgca ukhe wagula kwaye wenzakalise - kunye nombuzo "ocinga ukuba" waphendulwa ngumbuzo. "Iirale, ubhale, pliz, into elungileyo?" Iipesenti ezingama-90 zabaphenduli baxelelwa: "Kwaye ndinayo ..." kwaye namhlanje ... "I-Grand Prober ye-Wizard yafumana intetho:" Ndihlala kwi-sauna! " Zama ukuqhuba isiqwenga esifanayo kwinkampani - kwaye ubukele ukophulwa kwemisipha! Ngendlela, ukuba i-OSlo elandelayo iyeza, eya kuthi ishushu, ukuba akukho nto ilungileyo ukongeza kwi-Tlen, kwaye akukho nto iwile phantsi kwe-ice izolo izolo, yena thumela ngempumelelo ukwakhiwa kwayo.
Sherlock yethu yonke!
Umhlaba ochumileyo-irialsus. Ingxoxo ezithethayo ziyabhloka kulo mhlaba, ebizwa ngokuba yiPurion Pupik, ebizwa ngokuba yiSheldan okanye iSherlock, iinkumbulo ezimnandi zezenzo ze-mansiacs nasekupheleni kwabafi. Inketho yophuhliso lwe-serial kukuthi: "Nantsi apha kwixesha lethu! .." "" Yisuse nabani na othi, uJoséIckell no-Sisi Capmell ngokubanzi!
Ukuhamba kwe-demostidars
Isihloko esihle kukukhohlisa kwi-smartphone kwisitulo, kwaye xa uqala ukukukhupha ngokucaphuka: "Buyela kumgca!" -Ukukhutshelwa iziqhulo ezintsha ngomyeni olivila okanye umcoci kwiGazi. Incoko yemilomo ijika ibe yindawo entle ye-elastical ribbon ye-mebius. Wonke umntu uziva kwimo yesiqhelo, umoya uyatywina kwaye uEmodi emoyeni.INgcwele yeXesha Eliqhelekileyo
Ngapha koko, kukho injini engapheliyo emhlabeni. Kwaye ulula njengeentyatyambo ezintathu ngokubaleka, kwaye ke ubizwa ngokuba nguSrach. Izihloko ezinobuchule emhlabeni, njengemifanekiso engapheliyo kuncwadi, ziyindlela ethile, kwaye zingafiyo. Rekhoda: "Kukho ubuhlobo obuphakathi kwendoda nomfazi"; "Ngaba kunokwenzeka ukuba uncancise ngasese"; "Kukho ukutya inyama"; "Ngaba ungowe okanye nxamnye ne-palay?"; "Unokuba Njani AbaseYurophu Banembacu" ... Kulungile, le sele iphumelele lonke ixesha lexesha lonke leedada zobusika. Ngaba i-hipariariya kwezi zihloko ziyakwazi ukutshisa i-snap-free.
I-bazaar ngenxa yokunikezelwa
Choto hit? Ukhathazekile ukunceda i-masonic yokufakwa kweenkqubo! Kwintetho yabo, ifa labo elilula liya kuqonda kuphela i-pretexts kuphela kunye ne-chamoil - kwaye intle! Iya kuphathwa kwaye iyenza ukuba idrafti yesahlulo edabini. Dumani ukuba le ntetho i-infergenal iya kukrwitshi! Kwaye zibangele uxolo, ukuphendula kwe-Sarttrop! Endleleni, ngesihloko semodeli yehlathi ye-psychoanalysis ... ngokuhlwa ngokuqinisekileyo kuyayeka ukuba yiswetshe!Amaxesha amadala akakhumbuli
Ityala elinzima ngokwenene - ukuba inkampani yakho sele inesiqingatha senkulungwane, kwaye sele uyazi yonke into yokuqhekeka kwicandelo ngalinye lomhlambi ngalinye, lakwazi ukudubula izizukulwana ezintlanu, bayazi zonke ii-gesitous kunye nokucofa umhlobo womhlobo ...
Yintoni oza kuyithetha? Qala, zihlobo! Ihlala ... ewe, yena. Imozulu enkulu, enamandla nengcwele. Into yonke into yokuba yonke imihla isinika umbono omtsha kunye nezizathu ezingapheliyo ngokuzonwabisa, okuphazamiseka ekufumaneni kude. Kodwa eyona nto iphambili kunxibelelwano ayikho kubo bonke ulwazi. Oko kukuthi, oko kuyandonwabisa kwaye lo. Imozulu ifana nokucamngca. Kufana nokuthula okupholileyo kunye nokuqonda okunye nesithathu seLizwi. Ngendlela, ubonile ukuba loluphi uhlobo lwe-pigotine ngoku kwiyadi iqhubeka, eh ?! Andikhumbuli ukuba ngenye imini ngeli xesha ndinje- kwaye apha kwakhona! ..