Kwiiveki ezimbini ezidlulileyo zonyaka wakudala, wonke umntu wehlabathi elijamelene nengxaki enkulu: Yintoni onokuyinika umfazi oyintanda ngeholide. Kwaye le yimeko engenathemba.
Kuba, nantoni na oyenzayo, sithandwa asiyi kuba nakho ukuqikelela. Ngomnye unyaka oqokelele imali yothando, wazikhokela kakuhle, wanika iinkonzo ezincinci nezinkulu, zabonisa ukuba unesifo sonyaka omtsha kwaye uphinde ubonakalise ukuba ubukrelekrele kwaye bungakhathali.Inyathelo 1. "Unika ntoni unyaka omtsha?"
Siyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba kukho abasetyhini abakwaziyo ukuphendula lo mbuzo ungasentla. "Ndinike iGelendvage entsha", umzekelo. Okanye "inkwenkwezi evela ezulwini." Ubuncinci, siyakholelwa ukuba loo miphefumlo icocekileyo ikhona. Kodwa uninzi lwabasetyhini banefuthe kwisiponji supys kwaye baya kuthi: "Ungandicingeli ngam." Okanye "Yintoni, awukwazi ukuqikelela?" Siyakrokrela ukuba bayayenza ngokukodwa ukuzishiya inkululeko ye-SAneuver kwaye bakunike ibango elifanelekileyo phantsi komthi weKrisimesi omtsha. Kwaye ilunge ngakumbi - ukusuka kwi-hangover kaJanuwari kuqala. Ewe ewe, ekuseni kaJanuwari kuqala, abafazi abanomona.Inyathelo 2. "into eluncedo"
Uqala ukucinga ngento eluncedo - enjalo inokukhulula ubomi bayo. Masithi iprosesa yokutya. Okanye isitya sokuhlambela. Okanye isicoci esitsha lokuphumla. Okanye umhle, uphawu olukhethekileyo yi-pinlon esebenzayo kakhulu ye-pinlon ye-Steak. Yeka! Khohlwa! Phatha ukulimala isicelo ngepani yentsimbi yentsimbi kunzima kwaye ibuhlungu. Kubuhlungu ngakumbi ukususa i-vacuum icocekile emntwini, owamenza umfazi kuye ngokupheleleyo. Izipho ezilungiselelwe umsebenzi wasekhaya zikhubekisa kakhulu. Sukubuza ukuba kutheni, ukhumbule nje.Inyathelo 3. "Into eyimfuneko"
Owu, ufuna iiglasi ezintsha! Umhle kwaye ubiza kakhulu, kwaye ukhululekile ukuze badlalwe kwezemidlalo kwaye bafunde iincwadi ze-smart. Okanye iibhutsi. Okanye iidumbbells, uthanda ukomelela. Ewe, ngokukodwa, iiglasi, ngokungafaniyo ne-dumbbells, zilungile kuba kunzima ukusebenzisa ukwenzakala kakhulu komzimba. Kodwa baya kwamkelwa nge-Acidic yam kakhulu: Zonke ezi ziqwenga kufuneka zingeniswe kwangaphambili kuhlahlo-lwabiwo mali lwakho kwaye ziboniswa ngokwahlukeneyo kunyaka omtsha. Kwaye kwiholide kufuneka unike nantoni na entle, eyomntu, evela emphefumlweni kwaye kumnandi kakhulu. Siyaphinda: Amanqaku akamhle kwaye engabi semntu, kwaye abeke amaxesha ali-10 ubuncinci ukusuka emphefumlweni, aya kuthathwa njengenzame yokugcina kwimfuno. NjengoCrutch chrome, ewe.Inyathelo 4. "Into ye-sexy"
Ukuba neqhayiya ngale nto uyazi ukuba yibukhulu bomfazi wakho kunye nokugangaza kwengubo yangaphantsi, uye kwivenkile ethengisa impahla yokuthenga ngebhanti ezimangalisayo zesitokhwe, iipaneli ngohlobo oluthile lwe-gesing ra. Ukusuka emazantsi entliziyo yam sikucebisa ukuba ushiye lo mbono kwaye ungawenzi nokuwela umbundu weSebe leLinga. Uya kuthi, acule kancinci: "Umhle, kwaye ngubani oyithengileyo?" Kwaye kuya kuba kunjalo, ngendlela: i-sexy lingerie kunye nebhanti yokubulala yinto enobusi, kunye nemeko elungileyo, iya kuzithenga ukuba ikunike "ubusuku obungenakulibaleka." Kodwa njengesipho kuye, ngokuqinisekileyo oonxantathu bangekhe bawe: iya kusebenza okanye kwindawo yokuzivocavoca kumagwala anqabileyo kwintyatyambo. Ewe, kulungile, mhlawumbi kungenjalo, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo, ngokuqinisekileyo.Inyathelo 5. "Kukho into eyinto ethandekayo"
Kwindawo yokuphelelwa lithemba, uya kuzama ukuya kwivenkile yesondo. Luvo olubi. Bathetha iivenkile ezilungileyo zesondo ezihamba ngesondo elihle kunye nabathengisi kunye noluhlu oluqhelekileyo. Kodwa uza kubajonga phi? Ivenkile yesini eqhelekileyo, njengommiselo, i-kiosk evela kwi-vinyl yentsimbi kunye neetayile ezixabiso eliphantsi kunye ne-binks ebizayo, i-birty ebi kakhulu kunye nelinen ene-erotic, enamanzi kuphela kwaye afakwe kuzo. Abakhenkethi, ubukhulu becala, okanye ukufikisa kwabaseki-jizeli, okanye i-friesing maniacs. Ewe, kwaye i-Sleskoman ihlala kulo msebenzi ngqo ukusuka kwiSelpo. Ukungakhankanyi ukuba isipho esivela kwivenkile yesondo siya kwamkelwa njengesipho sakhe, hayi intanda.Inyathelo 6. "I-HOUTE entle, i-souvenir"
Siqhelene nomntu omnye oveze inkosikazi encinci yonyaka omtsha onoMculo wesibane. Saye savunywa kule ndoda, saza sasela cwaka. Ngempumelelo efanayo, wayenokumnika umfazi wakhe iphini ejikelezayo. Izipho ezingenangqondo kwaye zintle, zifanekisela uthando alwanelanga zingonelanga, into ekhubekisayo kwaye ihlala inesisa.Inyathelo 7. "Inqanaba lokugqibela: Ikhadi lesipho"
Mhlawumbi kukho abafazi abathanda amakhadi ezipho. Ngokukodwa mhlawumbi amakhadi ezipho ii-ruble ezingama-250, ezayo ngo-Matshi nonyaka omtsha ukuya kuma-passas wase-Asan, zisa ulonwabo kwabanye abantu basetyhini. Mhlawumbi, iindlovu eziluhlaza zikhona kwenye indawo. Kodwa uninzi lwamantombazana amantombazana awathintela amakhadi ezipho. Oku kutshintsha koxanduva, ukuzama ukususa isidingo sokukhetha kunye neentloko. Ivila kakhulu. Uyaqonda? Ngaba uyazi ukuba abafazi abadala bayayenza ngamakhwenkwe amavila? Kwaye nguThixo onokuthi uyazi.Inyathelo 8. "Into efudumeleyo"
Ubusika eyadini, kwaye iiflethi ezintle. Ke ngoko, kuyimfuneko ukuba uthenge enye iswiti eyoyikekayo emadolweni ngexhama. Okanye, umzekelo, i-hutelid yoboya ye-woolelsky. Ingqondo eqinisekileyo nefudumeleyo yothando. Kuyinyani ukuba akukho mfazi ekukhanyisweni kweso siphoso uya kuqonda. Ewe, ngaphandle kwabangcwele, kunjalo. AbaNgcwele baqonda yonke into (kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba ubuncinci njengento). Into efudumeleyo, inkwenkwe ingubo yoboya. Hayi ukusuka ku-Muta, mhlobo, hayi.Inyathelo 9. "kratartov"
Oko kukuthi, iringi yegolide ene-carata yedayimane. Kwimigaqo, le yinguqulelo engathandabuzekiyo, iyamangalisa, ithandwa kakhulu; Sele uhlawule ibhaso leminyaka elitsha, ekunene? Ingxaki kukuba awukhumbuli, uthanda igolide entle okanye ibomvu? Uyilo lweClassic, lanamhlanje okanye i-Averiga? Okanye i-ar Deco? Ngaba uyayazi ngokubanzi ukuba yintoni i-Arco? Ngamafutshane, kunzima ukukholelwa kuyo, kodwa "i-ring" engalunganga "enedayimani enkulu ngokwenene inokubhabha ebusweni bakho.Inyathelo le-10. Kitty
Ngokwenene le nto ithuba lakho lokugqibela. Nika umhle unyaka omtsha wekati. Thatha nathi, sisasaza veki nganye kwiikati. Oku kuyakwandisa kakhulu iidigri zeMi-Mi kusapho lwakho kwaye ayizukukwazi ukwala. Kwaye awukwazi ukuphosa ikati kuwe. Nokuba uthe wakhwela kuwe ngekati, ke i-CAT ngokuqinisekileyo iya ngokuqinisekileyo. Siyijongile ;-)