Nabani na, nentombazana ecingisiswe kakuhle, kwiholo yeholo kukho i-rake ye-fithorical oyithandayo, intombazana ingena ebunzini. Ngapha koko, akunakwenzeka ukuba uphose ezi ntlekele. Ubuninzi-ubuninzi-uthoba isaphetha kwisibambo kwaye ubeke intle. Ngamanye amagama-ukwamkela, kuba njengamantombazana engavanga, baya kuyenza.
1. Thenga isinxibo sobukhulu
Okanye ezimbini. Okanye ezintathu, kodwa zintle kakhulu. Kungenxa yokuba kungekudala, intombazana ekuyo iya kulunga, ngokunyaniseka. Ngakumbi impahla yokuzithemba impahla yokuzithemba ukusuka ekuthini 'ndiyalahleka kwaye ndiphulukane "amaxesha amaninzi ngaphezulu koko kungafuneki" kufanelekile. "
2. Thenga izihlangu kwizithende ezingathandekiyo.
Kukho into enqwenelekayo kwaye iphantse yaphantse yona inkolo kuyo: intombazana ethenga izitudiyo ezingama-20 zokuqala inika ingxelo kwinto eza kubandezeleka. Kodwa ngokugcinwa kweemeko ezimbini (1 - izihlangu ezintle kakhulu; izihlangu zibiza kakhulu) iya kufumana i-wallet ngokumiselwa komKristu, ehamba ngesanti eshushu ye-consessim yaseRoma kwintlanganiso yengonyama. Kwaye ifa kumgubo owoyikekayo kwiqela elikufutshane, kunjalo.
3. Hlala phantsi kutya
Yonke intombazana iqonda ... kakuhle, kulungile: Yonke intombazana enengqondo iyaqonda ukuba nayiphi na into yokutya okwethutyana ayisebenzi. Oko kukuthi, okanye utye ingulube ye-shibs kunye nekhekhe kuwo onke amantombazana akholo, okanye uyayazi iresiphi ye-123 yokupheka irayisi emdaka yerayisi ngemini, ngamanye amaxesha ivumela i-apile kunye neapile. Kucacile ukuba ukukhohlisa umzimba yindlala yeveki kube kanye ngonyaka akuyi kusebenza. Kodwa uLondolozo lweRoyal aluyeki-lungaza, uzama ukuqubha, kunye negama elithi "ukubonakalisa ukutya" liphinda kukhokelele kwi-Injini yokukhangela.
4. Thetha malunga nobomi bakho bobuqu
Amava okuzala kwakhona kwakhona aphinda aqonde imithetho engalunganga imithetho: "Yonke into oyithethayo inokusetyenziswa kwaye iya kusetyenziswa kuwe," kodwa intombazana injalo. Ihlabathi liphela kufuneka lifunde ukuba ngoku] ngoku (okanye embi). Okanye ulusizi. Okanye ukonwaba. Okanye ilolo. Okanye ibhokhwe egumbini, kwaye uza kuyiphosa.
5. kholwa kwintsomi
Ayisiyonto inkongazana, hayi. Kukho iintsomi ezininzi ezintle, umzekelo: "Umalume olahlekileyo wase-Afrika ushiye iirandi ezimbini kunye ne-kimberlite tube (amanqanaba amabini e-Kimberlite (amanqanaba amabini asemantla eBrandberg, ahlawule izihlandlo ezithathu), yonke i-stobaksoff . " Intsomi inokuba lula, kodwa eyona nto iphambili kuyo yonke i-stabaksoff, kwaye umqondiso wezemali uza kuza kwintombazana.
6. Ukucinga ngentliziyo
Intliziyo ngumsipha. Njenge-triceps (kakuhle, phantse). Ewe kunjalo, amantombazana engqondweni awaze acinge nge-triceps, kodwa entliziyweni-ngokulula. Njengommiselo, izigqibo ezithathwe yintliziyo zikhokelela kwinto yokuba iinyembezi ziphuma entloko, kodwa intombazana ihlala iyinto enkulu yomntu wengqondo. Myeke kwaye ungonwabi.
7. Yiva intloko
Ingqondo yenzelwe ukuqokelela iinyani ezibonakalayo. Imizamo yokukhupha udidi lwe-ephemeral yenyani, njengothando, kube kanye kukhokelela ekuqondeni ukuba ubalo lwenziwe ngokungachanekanga.
8. Yibuyisa
Emva kwayo yonke into embi, yonke intombazana esemngciphekweni obuthathaka bomphefumlo iyayiqonda into awayeyifudukayo. Ayivunywa, kodwa iyaqonda. Kwaye uzinike iLizwi elingaphezulu kwenani, kuba ndilumkile kwaye ndithintelwe. Kodwa inyanga-enye idlula, kwaye i-sputcher entsha iqengqeleka malunga nethayile yase-Itali, kwaye intombazana kwilizwe leNtlalontle ithunyelwa ecaleni kwendlela "yokuthatha abantwana naye.
9. Sela utywala
Ngalo lonke ixesha, xa umntu engazange adaniswe ebhedini, xa umphezulu wangaphakathi wehla i-cactor, esetyenziswa kwicandelo lezolo, okanye xa ithembisa intloko, intombazana ethembisayo engasaseli. Soze. Ewe.
10. kholwa ngamazwi
Kwaye emva koko khwela izandla ngokuzithemba: "Ewe, awunakuxoka kakhulu ?!" Yintoni engenakwenzeka? Kunokwenzeka kakhulu. Ewe, iNdlu ethile kagqirha inyanzelisa ukuba wonke umntu axoka, kodwa xa intanda ifunga, ukuba "ndikholwa njani kuyo? Akukho ndlela. Kunye nendlu-i-cynic endala kwaye ikhoboka.
11. Vala amehlo akho kwiifowuni ezingathandekiyo
Le yeyona nto ithandayo i-rake. Intombazana iyayibetha ngothando indawo yempembelelo kwaye enkosi i-rake yesayensi elungileyo. Ngoku, intombazana ngokuqinisekileyo iya kuphendula kwi-ding ye-ding. Intombazana kunye nengqondo iya kuphila ngolonwabo kwaye ngovuyo, ngelixa iDogamine elandelayo ayizukwahlulahlula.
12. Xelisa i-Orgasm
Ngalo lonke ixesha, ukungena kulwalamano olutsha, intombazana ifuna ukudlala ngokunyaniseka. Kuba, wena mbi ngakumbi. Owangaphambili wayeqinisekile ukuba ndiyayithanda yonke into, kwaye le ntombazana yayisoyika ukuvuma ukuba oku kuhlawulelwa okwesine kweshumi elinesine. Kodwa kwinkqubo yesondo yokuqala nothando olutsha, intombazana inikezelwa, kwaye ngokukhawuleza. Ke ngequbuliso uthatha isigqibo sokuba andinakukwazi, kwaye ndiphoxekile? Ewe, hayi, "le ntombazana ithatha isigqibo kwaye inyibilikisa iminwe yam ngasemva, incinde, njenge-ginea enomtsalane, kwaye kwakhona iya kuthunyelwa ngokuzithandela kwisangqa esivaliweyo.
13. Ukuzama ukulawula yonke into ngeenxa zonke
Xa ihashe elinxilayo, oko kukuthi, ntombazana, iphinde yatsala kwakhona, le ntombazana igqiba kwelokuba inike inxaxheba kwiGunya, umzekelo, iqabane. Kwaye musa ukulawula ukubulawa, kuba ndilapha, njengomfazi, umi, hayi njengemisebenzi. Kwaye emva koko amatyala awalibi, iKota ayisoyi, umntwana akanamntu ngaphambi komntwana, kwaye kuyo yonke impumelelo yempucuko ye-Intanethi kuphela. Ngenxa yoko, imitya enqumlayo iya kuthi ngandlel 'ithile ibuyele kumagxa achanekileyo.
14. Jonga abajikelezileyo
Intombazana leyo nengakhathaleli ukuba bacinga ntoni ngam, ingaba i-mascara ayizange ivule. Andililo ikhulu leedola ukuba ndithanda wonke umntu, "uyakhala kumqamelo xa iqala ukuba umntu akayithandi. Le yenye yezona rabs zibuhlungu zenkampani "yazztakstakstaras ltd".
15. Nxibelelana nefowuni yakhe
Intombazana ayisosidenge kwaphela. Wazi kakuhle kakuhle, akasayi kufumana nto kwifowuni (ethi, ibe sisizathu esithile esibethile, kodwa siyakufumanisa kuphela), kodwa iya kuyilungiselela intombazana leyo, kodwa intombazana ayikulungelanga jika. Ngokubanzi, hayi isizathu esingesosizathu esinye sokufunda iSMS yeSMS. Kodwa ifowuni ilele ngolu hlobo etafileni kunye ne-munit, manit.
16. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba "ndiya kwahluka kunye nam"
Ha ha ha ha, rake iqhuma ngalunye, haha ha.
17. Beka ulwazi malunga nawe kwiinethiwekhi zentlalo
Akukho mali amapolisa amabi, okanye oyena mntu wayengekho mgangathweni owayekalelayo intombazana, kuba wayethabatha kwikhefu lokugula agungqisa imilenze yakhe ngemvelaphi yeThailand. Ii-rakes nazo azisebenzi. Yintoni esinayo nayiphi na imingxunya ebunzi, xa bonke abahlobo, nokuba bangabaphathi okanye i-maniacs, musa ukubona indlela endiwagona ngayo umthi wesundu.
18. Uxolo imali
Isisombululo esiqinileyo sokuhlehlisa inani elithile lemali kwintlawulo nganye ukubetha kwiphulo ngalinye elitolo. Ngenxa yokuba kwiphulo lokuya kwivenkile ijika kulawulo "Lowo mfazi wokwenene akazigcinanga."
19. Fumana i-Intanethi
Yabizwa, ibhaliswe, kwaye apha i-Facebook kunye nee-pans ngelizwi lombane kumyalezo wobuqu: "Mhle kakhulu." Ewe, kulungile, "le ntombazana icinga," kodwa lixesha lokugqibela. "
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Isitokhwe kunye neetights azinakungxama iminyaka. Kwaye emva koko - njengamakhonkco, izibini ezintathu ngosuku. Kwaye ukungabikho kwi-Reserbag yintlekele kakhulu, kuba intombazana, apha unawo umnqamlezo, zithembise ngokuqinisekileyo ngeyolo. Okanye ubeke i-jean. Okanye ujonge isitulo ngaphambi kokuba uhlale. Ezona ntlawulo ze-idiotic, ngokufutshane. Ibhere nkqo.
21. Ukuzama ukwenza iparallel yokupaka ngaphambili
Nokuba intombazana iyayiqonda into yokuba kunokwenzeka ukuba ungene kule hole kuphela, uya kuzama ukupaka okokuqala. Imizuzu emihlanu kamva dibanisa isihlwele. Iyure kamva ifikile kwi-U-tuba. Ukulila intombazana, isiza, kodwa ukukhwela umva ukoyikisa.
22. Ukukhwaza umntwana
Ngalo lonke ixesha, ngengozi baphule, intombazana ibeka isandla sayo sasekunene kwi-spock, ekhohlo kwi-hyphenrateter kwaye ifungelwe ngentloko, engazange iphinde ifunge. Emva koko uqhekeze kwakhona, uphinda uqhubeke, kwaye lo mjikelo "ndingoyena mama ombi ehlabathini" ayaqhubeka kunye - iminyaka elishumi elinesibhozo.
23. Ukuzama ukuchukumisa okwangaphambili
Intombazana iqinisekisa ukuba usekhona. Ngaphezu koko, kwakudala. Isekude kudala, malunga neMesozozic. Kwaye kumthengisi weenwele phambi kwentlanganiso ecetywayo, uhamba nje. Ewe, kunjalo. Okukhona amantombazana angaphambili, kokukhona efumana umvuzo wakhe weenwele.
24. I-smear i-purns entsha yeoyile
Kwithiyori, intombazana iyazi ukuba indawo yokutsha kufuneka ipholile. Hayi imizuzwana eli-10 phantsi kwamanzi abandayo, kwaye imizuzu eli-10, hayi ngaphantsi. Kwaye emva koko smear. Kodwa akukho namnye wamantombazana afundwayo athabatha ngaphezulu komzuzu ongaphezulu kwesicelo sokuvala izicubu ezingafakwanga ngeoyile ye-fantmetic okanye i-panthenol pushion.
25. tshata
Yonke into ethile, "le ntombazana ithi ngokwakho, - ngekhe. Ubudlelwane bufanele ukukhululeka. Ndinekratshi intaka. Akukho makhonkco. Akukho rapch Akukho khoboka. Ukuntywila, yazi. Kwaye ke ngu: "Ngaba uza kunditshata?". Kwaye intombazana yile: "Ewe-aa". Ibeka umsesane we-paw kwaye uye eBoosch. Wonwabile ngokugqibeleleyo.
