Ekuseni uyamka emsebenzini, ukuphupha ukuze uqhawule umlenze wakho kwaye ufumane iinyanga ezintathu ubudala esibhedlele, kwaye ngokuhlwa sihamba ngomsebenzi, ukuphupha kuphela ngesofa. Kubonakala ngathi ukusukela nge-10 ukuya kwi-18 wenza into engento engenantsingiselo, kwaye i-HR yakho ilwele isiqendu se-Assholes kunye ne-gible.
Kodwa kanye le nto ibonakala ngathi ungumsebenzi wephupha. Into ayihamba kakuhle? Ewe, akukho nto ikhethekileyo neqhelekileyo yokudinwa.Yintoni ityhuwe?
Le, ithetha i-haircyrter ye-yengqondo, impendulo yoxinzelelo ixesha elide. Kwaye uxinzelelo lunokwenzeka kuyo nantoni na - umphathi-durilka ngokwakhe engazi ukuba ufuna ntoni, umsebenzi ungoyena mntu ulumkileyo, othululwayo, ogalelwe kuwe kunye nemisebenzi encinci. Zanele iinyanga ezi-2-3 zobomi obunjalo ukuze iimpawu zokuqala zokungabikho komsindo wobungcali.
Impilo. Emva koko uthoba, ke snot, emva koko intloko ibuhlungu, emva koko i-AS iphela. Uxinzelelo lwenza buthathaka ukukhusela kunye nokunyusa izilonda ezingapheliyo. Kuba umzimba uzinzo phumla. Ngokwemvelo, ubuncinci isidumbu, ubuncinci i-ceck, nakwibhedi yesibhedlele.
Awukhathali. Faka le khontrakthi ye-EPOCHAL kunye nokubamba "u-Egulle kwaye u-KO" okanye akaphili, aphile, ukuba unesebe elitsha eNistorkrensk - ewe. Ndingahamba kwangoko namhlanje?
Utsiba. Kwiprinta igcwele iphepha? Thixo, oko kububusuku obumnyama, ungasayi kuba nako ukuyizisa. Ngaba ingxelo yemizuzu emihlanu ivalelwe? Ndiya kuya, ndiza kwenza uHarakiri, kukusilela. Impendulo engafakwanga kwinkathazo encinci yenye yezona mpawu zibonakalayo zokudinwa.
Ukungakhathali. Akukho nto ikholekileyo kwaye ayigqali-ngaphandle kweofisi, okanye kwilizwe langaphandle. Ungazityhafisa kwaye ukhumbuza kakhulu i-zombies.
Ungayitshisi njani emsebenzini
Sukuhamba emsebenzini. Esi sisiqwengana sobomi, kunjalo. Kodwa okwangoku, obu ayilobo bonke ubomi. Usenazo iintombi zentombazana yakho kunye nabahlobo, i-MukHTAR ethembekileyo, i-MukHTAR ethembekileyo, umama oneepine, i-secy, itikiti elivulekileyo, itikiti le-mashka, eliya kuthi ga ngoku tyelelo uPeter. Ukuba akukho nto ingeyiyo - intle kakhulu. Kwaye susa umkhwa wokujonga i-Decleil, uqinisa neqela lemigulukudu nokuhamba ne-muktar.
Sukuthatha umsebenzi endlwini. Isibhakabhaka sakunika i-laptop akunjalo ukuze ube nentliziyo yosapho kunye nabathengi kwaye unikezwe kwintengiso. Isibhakabhaka sakunika i-laptop ukujonga i-Showdoom, ipics.ru kunye ne-RZCCHA e-Facebook. Umsebenzi ufanele upheliswe ngokuthe ngqo xa uvale umnyango weofisi. Yonke into, mayibe ngaphandle kwakho.
Enye imisebenzi. Emva kokuqhutywa ngalunye, ubuchopho bethu obucwangcisiweyo kuthatha ixesha lokuzola. Ke ngoko, ungaze ucwangcise izinto ezincinci okanye ezingathandekiyo ngokulandelelana. Ukuba ekuseni unayo ngokwesicwangciso-ingxelo phambi komphathi ovuthuzayo, ungahambi ngokukhawuleza emva kothethathethwano olunzima-amacandelo aphezulu eentyatyambo, asasaze itafile etafileni okanye kwiqabane eline-skype entle.
Khumbula ukuba kutheni kunjalo. Olu ayilolunye usuku olubulalayo. Le yinxalenye yenxalenye yeendleko zohambo oluya eChile. Igumbi elinye kwicala lendlu yakho, apho igumbi elinye liya kuba kwisitayile seMoroccan, kwaye okwesibini siseScandinavia. Fumana izizathu zakho zokusebenza.
Guqula imeko. Sukuyinamathelela kwimpelaveki phambi kwekhompyuter-oku kwanele kuwe emsebenzini. Khetha kwindalo okanye ubuncinci bahambe ujikeleze umzi, ngokweentlanzi, ezingazange zenzeke. Ingqondo ibalulekile kwiimpembelelo ezintsha, kungenjalo ziya kutshona.
Bahleleleke. Umphathi uyaluncedo kuwe, ugcwaliswe yimvakalelo yokuzivocavoca, wakhawuleza wegalari yakhe 24/7. Ewe, sele uphelele ukuba ufanele ukuphoswa sisiqingatha semini - nayo yonke into, iofisi iya kuwa Phuma, abasebenzi baya ehlabathini. Okanye uya kugxothwa kumazwe enja ngenxa yobuvila kunye nokufana. Ke, ayinakufikelwa.
Jonga malunga negumbi elilandelayo kukho i-sitilidhequa, ehlala ifike emva kwexesha, ijonge amatywina, kwaye ithatha umvuzo ojikelezayo kwaye ifumana umvuzo ofanayo njengoko ufumana umvuzo ofanayo njengawe, omkhulu Ukholo.
Cima ukugqibelela. Ukusebenza komsebenzi kwinqanaba elifanelekileyo onalo iyure. Ukulungisa kwaye uza kwimfezeko- ngaphezulu. I-gork isimangalo kukuba uninzi lwemisebenzi ayithethi eyona nto iphambili (ukuba awubizwanga i-hantor Hansso, awuhlali e-Okinawa kwaye ungazenzi i-samuurai katana). Ukuba uxelelwe ukuba "yibile kwaye isidlo sangokuhlwa", emva koko iCorop. Kodwa sukuprinta emva koko iindonga zomsele kwaye azibaluleli kunye no-Menetian Mosaic.