Amaxabiso otshintshiselwano kunye ne-tags yamaxabiso ezivenkile ziyaqhubeka ukubangela ukothuka kunye nokuntywila. Akukho mali. Kwiinkampani ezahlukeneyo zaqala ukunciphisa. Ngoku siza kuhamba kwii-sellauses ze-Windows kunye neefoto ezivela kwimagazini kwihlabathi liphela. Kodwa yonke enye into iya kuba ngcono kakhulu!
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Inyama iya kunyuka ngexabiso, iziqhamo zeTropiki kunye nemifuno engaqhelekanga ayizukuhlawula (kamva, ungalibali ukutywina kwenkunkuma), irayisi, iitapile, iklarashi, zonke Ngokuhambelana neyona nto ibalulekileyo yemfashini yemihla yethu - kukho kuphela into ekhulayo kwi-radius yeekhilomitha ezilikhulu ukusuka kwindawo ohlala kuyo. Ngenxa yoko (ukuba awuzibandakanyi isonka kunye neetapile) inani liya kuba ligqwesile. Siza kuyitya inyama kwiholide, ekwakunye, ngokubanzi, impilo eninzi kunokuyihlikihla ingulube yonke imihla.Umsebenzi wasekhaya
Ngaba ukhe waqaphela ukuba amantombazana ngequbuliso waqalisa ukufunda ukungena ngokukhululekileyo? Kwiminyaka engamashumi amabini, le phantse ayikho enye into eyenziwe ngayo, ikhaya ligculelwe intlupheko kunye nengcambu yakhe, emva koko ngequbuliso uRzet! Inxibe into efana nento. Sukulahla umatshini wokuthunga wePrababin, uya kuba luncedo kuwe. Amadoda anokwenza ifanitshala yasekhaya, khumbula indlela yokugcina izicwangciso kunye nenqanaba ezandleni.Umgangatho wobugcisa bobugcisa
Ookhokho bethu bathi: "Inkomo nenkukhu, iyenza isidenge." Oku kuthetha ukuba ukuba unemveliso elungileyo- unokupheka nabani na. Ngoku yonke into iya kuba uphosakele. Ngama-800 aphambili kunye nezitya zetapile ezimnandi ziya kuthatha indawo ebekekileyo etafileni yakho. Kuya kufuneka sifunde amathandathu amabanga ama-varies. Funda ukulungisa i-pameta ngeekherothi kunye ne-ray yeGrey Pasta Cwangciswe. Kwimeko efanelekileyo kakhulu, fumana indlela ye-carrot ye-carrot.Abafazi baya kuyeka i-nevar
Le yinkqubo ecaphukileyo-"masihambe ndiye esitolo, uyakunceda ukuba ndikhethe isinxibo" - ngonaphakade sishiya ubomi bethu. Kuba ukuthengwa kwesinxibo ngoku kuya kuba ngumsitho wale nto phantse, njengakwiminyaka yamafutha-ukuthenga imoto. Ukuba ayizizo izindlu. Enye into kukuba ikwi-Anecdote "Hayi, Tata, uya kuba ncinci." Oko kukuthi, kuya kuqala kurhoxisa ubhaliso kwijelo lebhola, eliya kuyeka ukuthenga i-fags. Ukongeza, kusekho ithuba elingenamsebenzi lokuba amantombazana aqale ukuya kwiivenkile zempahla, njengeemyuziyam kwaye kukho i-windows kakhulu ngaphezulu kweefestile.Iityhubhu ziyadiliza
Ukuba ixabiso le-petroli libuyela kwinqanaba layo lendalo-malunga nedola nganye, kwaye urhulumente uya kusebenzisa kwakhona irhafu yokuhlawula irhafu kwaye akwazise uchulumaniso olutsha, ukukhwela imoto yonke imihla iya kubiza kakhulu. Ukongeza, inkonzo yemoto iya kubiza kakhulu: zonke iinxalenye ezizweni okanye izinto ezizweni. Ke ngoko, iimoto ziya kuma endaweni yokungena, i-rust kwaye ihlawulwe kancinci. Kwaye abo bantu banethamsanqa abasepokotho yepokotho yemoto yabo (i-couliabs ye-suliabs ngesandla, okokuqala, kunye nabanini beZhigow) baya kukhwela kwizitrato ze-moscow ezingenanto, njengakwe-1986.Sityebile ngokomoya
Akuyi kubakho mali yokuzonwabisa (kwaye akuyi kubakho xesha lexesha, ukusukela emva komsebenzi siya kumangalisa izitulo kunye nezitshixo ze-bit), endaweni yokuya kwii-movie, sikwiiyure ezimbalwa zasimahla iya konakalisa ithala leencwadi labazali. Yonyusa ubumoya kunye nenkunkuma. Kwakhona, ilayibrari yabazali sisicwangciso esikhulu solondolozo. Iincwadi zinokunyathela ngokugqibeleleyo "I-Burzhuyk".Buyisa abahlobo bethu - donsshifters
Abahlobo kunye nabahlobo abagqibe kwelokuba baphile ngokuzinandi kwabo, badlula indlu kagogo kwaye baya eGoa naseTheiland, babuyela eMoscow. Ngokuba igumbi eliqeshwayo liqeshiselwe kwiiruble, naseGoa zihlawule kwiinqaba, ezo sele zimi njenge ruble. Kunye noThai Bati - ii-ruble ezimbini. Kungekudala baya kuthenga amatikiti kule mali yokugqibela, baya kuza kwisixeko sabo kwaye ungasela ngokugqibeleleyo i-vodka enexabiso eliphantsi kwaye utye iklabidi ye-acidic. Abahlobo-Ziincwadi ezibaluleke ngakumbi!Siya kusondela kwindalo
Ngaba unayo i-cottage? Apha uza kuya apho, uye kuthatha ifotsholo nobusuku umyezo. Iitapile, i-anyanisi, iikherothi kunye neenkonkxa. Jonga uncwadi ngoku, ukuze ungachithi xesha. Umsebenzi wezolimo, ngendlela, unegalelo ekomeleza ibhanti yamagxa kunye nemisipha ye-buttock: I-ASS iya kuba njenge-Nute, esiswini-kwaye awunakusebenzisa nantoni na, ii-conns kunye nee-cusions ukuba zenziwe ngefashoni).Ukulungiswa okuncinci
Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, asikasongeli nantoni na, ukuba kukho into eyaphulwe, le nto yayiphosakele yathenga enye entsha. Ngoku amakhwenkwe aya kufunda igosa, liya kumpompoza imiphathe yombane nabaqeqeshi kunye nokuhambisa kwi-Intanethi. Baza kuqalisa ukulungisa ngokuzimela ii-cranes kwigumbi lokuhlambela, bayayifumana i-gasket "ye-gasket evela kubuchule bakudala bebhayisekile, baya kuyenza ukuba balungiselele kwaye basebenzele inqwelo moya ... IXESHA LOKUGQIBELA , kodwa inika ukoneliseka okukhulu kokuziphatha, okungaphezulu kokuqhubeka noloyiso kumdlalo wekhompyuter.Siya kuyibulela into esinayo
Le yeyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu. Ngaphambili, ibinjani? Ivanova ine-VCR, yonke into iye eIvanov. I-Petrova ine-whisky yelinye ilizwe. I-whisky! Eli libali liphela, siya kungcamla i-whisky. I-Pavlova inemoto, i-pavlov ngumntu obalulekileyo. I-Katsman inekhompyuter, unokuyibona indlela ayidla ngayo kwiPacman. Kwaye iSidorov ihamba kwi-jean. Kwaye emva koko yathi wonke umntu unento yonke, kwaye izinto azihambi ulonwabo. Kwaye ngoku kuya kubakho! Kwaye masibe nesakuba sehle, kodwa kwakhona siza kuqalisa ukuyixabisa kwaye sibe neqhayiya ngayo. Yintoni engafezekanga?