Khumbula imvakalelo yobuntwana: Ukuba ujonga phezulu kwikhephu, emva koko kubonakala ngathi bhabha phi kude? Phambi konyaka omtsha, yonke into, akukho nto, kukho iHlobe yangaphambi kweholide, i-jams yekhilomitha yeekhilomitha ezindleleni. Abantu abadala baqhuba ngokuzimela ezivenkileni, bekhangela izipho zokuthandwa kunye nabahlobo, bekuthenga ukutya notywala kuzo zonke iintsuku ezili-11 zeholide. Kuthekani ngabantu? Kwaye abantwana balindile nje iholide, ehlekisayo kwaye bagqabaza ngokuthe ngqo kuyo yonke into eyenzekayo.
-Ndithi i-niece:
- Ewe, Dashka, ngaba siza kubhala ileta eya eSanta Claus?
- Wowu! Ngaba uyayazi i-imeyile ye-SAntas?
-Ndizikhokelele kakuhle, kodwa uSanta Claus wandizisela izipho ukuze ndingabi nexhala. Ewe, ngubani ofuna umntwana ovuthayo ?!
"I-Semen, kwaye sele uvelile ukuba ubuya kucela uSanta Claus?"
-Ngaba andizukubuza nantoni na.
- Ngoba?
-Ndiya kuba nokuzibandakanya ngcono.
-UMaxim ucula ingoma:
-Ubusika kunye nehlobo lwakhiwe, luhlaza.
- Mama, kwaye umthi weKrisimesi unentloko?
-Ngaba.
-Ucinga ntoni ngeloxesha? -Ngaba njalo ngexhoba lomthi weKrisimesi ..- Ngaba i-asterisk okanye into?
- Kuya kubakho unyaka omtsha. USanta Claus uza kunika umama umhlophe wengubo emhlophe, kwaye uya kuba yindoda enekhephu. Kwaye utata uza kunika ihempe emhlophe kunye nesuti emnyama, kwaye iya kuba yi-zebra ..
Unyana uthatha iipipi ezivela kwisipho:
-Ingcikivo enesithsaba senyoka, ngokungcamla kwebhere, kunye nengca ebomvu ...
UTanya wayenezinyo. Ihlala kwaye ihlolisise, ukuxambulisana:
- Ewe, ithini inqaku lokuyibeka phantsi komqamelo ?! Ayisiyonto efanayo nakwezifiso zamazinyo, lo tata ubeka imali phantsi komqamelo, kwaye izinyo lithatha kwaye liphosakele ... - ingcinga.
- UTanya, well, yitsho ukuba uSanta Claus akakho !!! - Ndithi.
- Hayi ... ukuba uSanta Claus ungowakho nje. Ukuphumelela, malini, phambi konyaka omtsha onxilayo kwizitrato.
Umthi weKrisimesi kwi-kindergarten. USanta Claus uqhuba kwaye akhwaze:
-Karul !!! I-Baba Yaga Spew Maido yebiwe! Kwenziwe ntoni? Kwenziwe ntoni?
Abantwana nabazali bathule. UPasha ukhwaza kwiholo yonke:
- Kwenziwe ntoni?! Kwenziwe ntoni?! Ewe, amapolisa kufuneka enze oko!
Namhlanje unyana wabhala ileta eya eSanta Claus:
"Molo, santa claus. Ndifuna undinike ithebhulethi yonyaka omtsha. Kodwa ukuba ucinga ukuba andikufanelanga, ngoko ke ninike uTata! "
Amantombazana amabini athetha omnye komnye:
-Ndikhe ndazalwa unyaka wemouse, ke ndiza kuba yimpuku yonyaka omtsha.
Ndazalelwa unyaka wehagu, ke ndiza kuba ngoNyaka oMtsha ... Intombazana yekhephu!
-Ukufumanisa phantsi komthi weKrisimesi Isohlwayo, i-albhamu kunye nephazili eneSpiderman, i-Andridesha ithi ngocinga:
-Ewe, ewe, kwaye, kubonakala ngathi, uSanta Claus ikwangumphumi wesigcawu ...
-UMama, noSanta Claus balala?
- Andazi…
-Ngaba ulele. Emini ilele ebusuku, ebusuku iza ebantwaneni. I-vampire yasekunene!
I-KSyusha ukuya esikolweni yaxelelwa ukuba ize i-tinsel ngokuhonjiswa. Ndiyacacisa:
- Kwaye uthi, ngaba yimbuyekezo?
-Andazi, asizange sithethe nto malunga ne-Debauchery.
-Unyana si-odola uSanta Claus kunyaka omtsha?
-Andiyazi. Kubonakala ngathi yonke into ..
- Ewe, kuya kufuneka ucinge, ngenye indlela uya kuzisa into engeyomfuneko.
- Ke iphuli.
-Ukuphazamiseka?
- Hayi, eyona nyani, iya kuba kwintendelezo.
-Unyana, uyicinga njani? Ebhegini yeSanta Claus, ichibi aliyi kufaneleka!
"Hayi, uya kumbamba." Ifosholo enkulu.
"Ucinga nje lo mfanekiso, yonke indawo kubanda, ikhephu, kwaye sinesanti yeyadi yethu kwaye yenza ichibi. Kwaye abantwana bakhe balindile, kwaye bayalisusa ifoveli lakhe. Kwaye wonke umntu ulindele kwaye ulinde ..
Ngaphandle, linda!
- I-VOVA ithathela ingqalelo isipho esivela eSanta Claus (apho ipipi, amantongomane, i-tanger) kwaye ibuza:
-Umama, waqala phi ukutya okuninzi kangaka?
- Ntseni. Iintlawulo kwi-Kindergarten.
- Mama, unayo idayimane?
- Ewe, kukho kancinci.
-Ngaba enye imihombiso?
-kwakhona.
- Emva koko yizise kuyo yonke igadi ngokuhlwa.
- Ukwenzela ntoni?
-Siya kuhlobisa igumbi lethu apho kuNyaka oMtsha, batsho ukubazisa umhlobiso ophuma endlwini.
Ubusika. I (ndimi ngefestile):
- Wowu! Nguwuphi oyena makhulu katatomkhulu wenziwe kakuhle! Zeziphi iipateni ezintle kwifestile eyayingenayo.
Unyana fit:
-Ungathini na ukuba undinike ...
-Yintoni ese:
- Mhlawumbi umthi weKrisimesi sele ushenxisiwe?
- hayi !!! USanta Claus akazange azisile izipho!
-Uze nako? Nantsi!
- Khange ndiyi-odole le.
I-Sasha idlala kunye noMama "Qhubeka." Umama uqalisa, nyana uphela:
-Umnyaka omtsha, abantwana banxiba ...
- Umthi wekrisimusi
-Kuza kwiholide ..
- Usanta Claus
- phantsi komthi weKrisimesi ..
-Ulwandiso.
Kwaye ekugqibeleni.
- Nastya, biza uSanta Claus.
- Usanta Claus!
- Wenze kakuhle, kwaye ngoku jonga phantsi komthi weKrisimesi.
Ukufumana ipakethi yepipi, i-tangelines. Yonke le nto idla.
-Ngabana?
- Daaaa! Utat'omkhulu Moorosaa, Santa Mooooooooaaa!
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