Abafundi bethu abanomdla sele besazi ukuba ubuhlobo babasetyhini abunayo intsomi, kodwa nangona kunjalo. Inyaniso eyomeleleyo, ebonakalayo. Kuyinyani, kusekho intiyo eyasetyhini. Kwaye oku kuyinyani.
Imifanekiso izamile ukujongana nezizathu zele phethanon. Kwaye andizange ndiqonde nantoni na, kunjalo.
Yintoni ityebile?
Kukho abantu abathanda abafazi abatyebileyo, kukho abantu abangawathandi abafazi abazityebileyo. ISAZISO SOKUQALA SOKUQALA. Okwesibini ayikho. Oko kukuthi, abayiboni into yonke. Kwaye kuphela abafazi bayayibona yonke into. Songa nganye kunye ne-tubercle nganye. Yonke into eyasasazayo kunye nantoni na ofuna ukuyenza. Khangela, utyebile! " -Ukubaleka umfazi. "Unamafutha! Uyibonile indlela ojonga ngayo ?! " -Ukubaleka umfazi. Ukuba umbuza ukuba wayezala ntoni, lo mfazi uya kuphendula ukuba ukuba inqatha kuyingozi kakhulu. Ukuxhasa, intliziyo kunye nesibindibandezeleka. Kodwa akanguye ugqirha, hayi.
Kwaye yintoni anqabileyo?
Ewe-Kutheni le nto? I-Anoreoty, kungenjalo. Kwaye oku kuyingozi kakhulu, iyafa kuyo. Kwaye ukuba ayina-Anoriety, ke ngokuqinisekileyo inesidenge kakhulu. Kuba iincwadi azifundi, kodwa kuphela ejimini ixaka i-dumbbell yakhe. Fu, yintoni isidenge.
Uyitya?
Lungisa ngokuthe tye. Ayithathi iqhekeza lekheyi, nalapha entlokweni yakhe. Kwaye ukhulelwe. Umalunga namaqanda abilisiweyo uphupha kwiveki yesibini. Intiyo. Bulala.
Kwaye yintoni angayityi?
Akukho nto idlayo. Bonke abantu abaqhelekileyo bathabatha iqhekeza le-pizza, kwaye uhlala kwaye enika ikofu yakhe emnyama. Kwaye ujonge ukukugweba. Mhlawumbi ucinga ngendlela oyityebileyo. Ngalo lonke ndifuna ukuthatha esi siqwenga se-pizza kwaye ndigungxule emqaleni wakhe. Inyawo. Kwaye ndingayicingi.
Ubonakala elungile kunam?
Isono esifayo konke konke. Ezi kufuneka zitshiswe kwimililo ngenyanga epheleleyo.
Ujongeka ngantoni?
Kwaye akukho nto iyenzayo ukuze ngandlel 'ithile itshintshe imeko. Ubusuku! Kwaye uhlala phantsi emva koko, jonga kwiingcambu zakhe ezingaqondanga, iesile kunye ne-cutrageclecleclecle. I-Fu.
Kwaye yintoni etshatileyo?
Kwaye ityhila iskyusi yakhe ngaphandle kwesiphatho, xolela iNkosi. Oku kungcono. Eyona nto imbi kakhulu-ihleli ekhaya, ithobekile. Ugh, ujongekalisile indlela umfazi aguqukele ngayo ukuba aveze kwi-blash kunye neTonkago Mnu. Yithathe.
Kwaye yintoni engatshatanga?
Kwaye ukuhlala apha yonke i-nimaksuned kwaye amehlo ahluma. Kwiqela losapho lihlala, ngendlela! Kwabanye abantu basetyhini bajonge, ngendlela! Kuyimfuneko ukumbuza ukuba kutheni engatshatanga. Haha.
Kwaye into angangabahlobo kum?
Ubuhlobo basetyhini bukhethekile. Ukuba kunjalo, kunokwenzeka ukuba uyijolise kuphela itotyl yetoni. Ukuba ayinjalo - ke ayiyiniki gca "i-Supermoment". Kodwa ukuba umntu obhinqileyo ufuna ukuba ngabahlobo, kwaye omnye akakho, ke kukho i-ton engenamandla yababingeleli (itoni - ubunzima bubo bonke, kwangaxeshanye beqhutywa luthando lommelwane. Kuya kubakho intiyo yommelwane. Amen.
Kwaye yintoni endichasene nam?
Izimvo, njengoko zithetha, ezingeyomfuneko.
Ungubani na kubantu?
Ibhinqa elikwimeko ephithiphithi lithatha icala lamadoda elifanelwe kuzo zonke iintlobo zokubhalwa. Nangona kungabikho - amatye akhe makakukhalisele amatye akhe. Kwisikwere esikhulu. Kuba ndibethe uBukumkani bam. Ngenxa yokuba kuthengiswa ziintshaba.
Uthini?
Zithanda njani ukuba zifune into kuwe kuphela kwezi zizathu zakho nje ?! Kwaye ke ngokomsebenzi bayabandakanyeka, kwaye banomzimba uqobo, kwaye ucinga ukuba ngamanye amaxesha ulinde ukufanayo - kuphela ngenxa yezizathu ezininzi kuphela ukuba unazo ezimbini ze-chromosomes ezimbini. Yiya nafig! Akukho nto iqhelekileyo, ngaphandle kokuba i-chromosome, asinayo!
Ungubani lobufazi?
Kunjalo ngoba? Kungenxa yokuba abafazi bakhe abaqhelekileyo abasebenzi ebhasini. Ngenxa yakhe, uhlala kwi-cafe kwaye ucinga-hlawula ikofu yakho okanye hayi. Ngenxa yobutshaba bayo. Kukonke. Ezinye ze-tits ezivela kobufazi kwaye zihlala. Ngubani na, kunjalo.
Kwaye yintoni utarreal?
Kunjalo ngoba? Oku ngenxa yayo, abafazi abaqhelekileyo bahlawula ngaphantsi kwamadoda - ngomsebenzi ofanayo. Ngenxa yakhe, uhlala kwi-cafe kwaye ucinga-hlawula ikofu yakho okanye hayi. Ngenxa yakhe, impumelelo yabasetyhini ixabisekile. Kukonke. Ezinye zezi phumela zaza zahlala. Ngubani na, kunjalo.
Kwaye uphumelele ntoni?
Kwaye ukumema ukuba usele wayini kwaye utye kebab kwilizwe lakho. Iikhilomitha ezisi-7 ukusuka kwikomkhulu. Nkqo kwaye ungazi ukuba ithini ingubo kaKebhebs. Kwaye, makayidle inyama yakhe ye-marble, ephekiweyo kumalahle avela kwi-sequoia. Ngoba inyama yenkomo, mhlawumbi, kwaye imbi, kodwa mamela malunga nendlela umfazi ophumeleleyo ethathe udliwanondlebe ne-DMMMMY Analolich - ingenangqondo!
Yintoni engaphumelelanga?
Neembobe, neempilongo. Malunga nenyaniso yokuba uphila nabantwana ababini, umyeni, umkhwekazi, umkhwekazi kunye nenja kwibhayisekile encinci - ngokungafanelekanga. Malunga nento yokuba urhulumente uhlawula umntwana isikhokelo. onokuthi uyithenge i-3 chups. Malunga nenyani yokuba i-buckwheat inyukile. I-Doight ?!
Ngaba uthenge ntoni?
Kwaye yonke into kuye kwayo. Tsibela, nceda, uvelise. Kungenxa yokuba wenza into eyenziwa yikati yonke ihlobo. Ihanjiswe i-ETZETEEIN yabo!
Kwaye yintoni umntwana?
Kwaye kwakhona - i-cho ayinanto, i-egost kunye nesidenge. Ingabonakala ithini ishishini, ewe? PHAWULA. Kukho isivumelwano. Ngoobani abantwana abaya kuba nentsumpa kubulutshwe kubudala, kwaye? Bantwana Bethu! Enjalo!
Yintoni elumkileyo?
I-Lits, inyikima i-Thestoral Thesis - nayo, yenzekile. Amahlaya ahlekisayo awahlekisi, uyabona. Kwiingoma zeVaengi, iindlebe zakhe zisongwa, uyabona. Ewe, hlala yedwa, ungabi nankanyezi.
Yintoni isidenge?
Iingcaphuno ezivela kwiCoelho sisifo. Izixhobo ziya kuqala nini i-Intanethi, kwaye?
Uxoxa ngantoni abafazi?
Inkukhu yesidenge. Akukho ebomini, uhleli kwi-Intanethi, ubhala malunga namafutha, malunga noomama nabasetyhini. Ndizisola ngenxa yakhe, ndilusizi, kunjalo. Kodwa umgongxo wentiyo kufuneka uthunyelwe. Yena wabuza.
Yintoni engaxoxa ngantoni abantu basetyhini?
Yintoni esikhethekileyo, nceda undixelele! Ungaphezulu kwayo, jonga! Ewe, makesele ikofu yedwa. Kwaye emva kweqela lenkampani, masiye kwi-bar, kwaye andiyi kuyibiza. Kuyadiliza, ukuthetha naye malunga nento - lixesha. Kwaye zimbini - wabiza ukuba sihleba, mantombazana!
Kwaye yintoni iyonke?
Ewe! Yintoni eyona inkulu ?!
