Incoko kwiNkampani ihlala iqhubeka ngokwalo. Ke ngamanye amaxesha awukhumbuli ukuba yintoni emnandi ibe mnandi, kodwa wonke umntu wayenentlekele. Kodwa kukho amaxesha apho abantu bakhuthaze kwaye bekhuthaza ... kwaye ke, ukuba nikalukhwele ngobuchule uToko, uqalisa ukuba nomdla!
Sigqibe kwelokuba sishwankathele amava ehlabathi jikelele kunye neminqamlezo-kwaye senze incwadana enemigaqo-ntle "ukuba ingelosi yabhabha emva kweti (iMenti yazalwa ngokuqinileyo ngayo!" Kwaye jonga i-hype eqinisekisiweyo yendalo iphela!Kodwa i-pug yam ...
Emva kokuphilisa inqaku lokuqala nokugqobhoza cwaka, khangela ngengqiqo le khalenda kunye amaxolo - bathi ke ebantwini: "Yiza, kunye Matilda wam kanye kweli lizwe bahamba Dacot umnatha!" Umyalezo ofanayo ngokumangalisayo ngokuphendula, apho i-basset inamathela kwi-poirus, ikati ngasemva kwe-izulu kwaye igcina i-polythylene kwaye igcina imithi yeKrisimesi kunye neepristmatics kuvavanyo lwakhe "FuseproLC" kwiingxelo ... ngokubanzi, omnye lock shwa ofileyo ngokwaneleyo ukuba ibe ngunobangela ngeembadada dissertation umyezo kunye ebusuku ye Yunnists.
I-Hostess kwinqaku: Okokuqala, iikowuteshini kunye ne-corties zibalulekile kumdlalo wefowuni. Okwesibini, ukuba awunayo ikati (ngendlela, kutheni unganayo ikati ?!), andinamfesane kwabo basondeleyo iintlanzi ebusuku xa uGasman Chew.
Usana, abantwana
Ngaba iikati zidiniwe, ngaba izinja zazididekile? Kwaye sikwisitokhwe kukho ezinye izinto eziphilayo! Uyakwazi ubuso ngonaphakade ngendlela zokutshiswa ngumlilo, amanzi abetheka kunye nomsebenzi abanye - Ndithelekelele ezingenakuphela malunga abatsha kwabantu. Yo- efanayo ngokungenabuntu: nabo ukubamba iimpukane, kuqeqeshwe abanye, baye wahlala ngamakhoboka ezizwe, ziyakwazi azifihla umsantsa phakathi iitafile kwebhedi ezimbini ngokomgangatho kwaneso mane yesikwere seemitha nayiphi na into wawa phantsi lomzimba. Kodwa bayaphola: bayathetha! Ukuhlawula kwakhona kuyakuthatha ixesha elide, ukuba akunjalo naphakade. Ewe, kwifowuni banayo, musa ukulibala.
Ukuba i-lenki ine-chuck
Owu, ekudibaneni amathambo kuyinkqubo sacral yakudala, leyo ukonwatyiswa kwababemenyiwe unesithukuthezi kwintendelezo Hammurapi! Umdlalo ulula njengamajoni. Amaxesha amanani amanani: Ndikhumbula umntu endimaziyo ngokubanzi, andizange ndibulale uluntu lwethu kuqala. Inqaku lenqaku lesibini: Gimba ibhola ngobomi bakhe. Kwaye sifunda isipha iindaba kwenkcubeko ngayo yonke into, ukusuka boyfriend yokugqibela Nadka - phambi kokuba kolobkov, kuvela ukuba ziko ejijekileyo kunye Lisitsyna! Yaye ngubani na oya kuthi ngoku: "Fu, apha andizange kutshanje hayi ngalowo," makabe uvumelane ukuze esipilini jonga kwi impumlo yakhe. Siphikisana, sikhule? ;)into evanithi ngokuthambile
Umbhali kumgca kanye wagula and kabuhlungu - kwaye umbuzo, "oko ucinga" kwimimandla yamaYuda wamphendula Facebook umbuzo. "Iirale, ubhale, pliz, into elungileyo?" Iipesenti ezingama-90 zabaphenduli baxelelwa: "Kwaye ndinayo ..." kwaye namhlanje ... "I-Grand Prober ye-Wizard yafumana intetho:" Ndihlala kwi-sauna! " Zama ukuqhuba isiqwenga esifanayo kwinkampani - kwaye ubukele ukophulwa kwemisipha! Ngendlela, ukuba i-OSlo elandelayo iyeza, eya kuthi ishushu, ukuba akukho nto ilungileyo ukongeza kwi-Tlen, kwaye akukho nto iwile phantsi kwe-ice izolo izolo, yena thumela ngempumelelo ukwakhiwa kwayo.
Sherlock yethu yonke!
Umhlaba ochumileyo-irialsus. Ingxoxo ezithethayo ziyabhloka kulo mhlaba, ebizwa ngokuba yiPurion Pupik, ebizwa ngokuba yiSheldan okanye iSherlock, iinkumbulo ezimnandi zezenzo ze-mansiacs nasekupheleni kwabafi. An khetho ukuba zibanjwe kuphuhliso lezibuko na ngengqondo ejijekileyo: "Apha kweli xesha lethu ..!" Susa ngubani na kubo woonongendi, José Ignacio kunye Sisi Capwell mali ngekopi and non-umyili!
Ukuhamba kwe-demostidars
Isihloko esihle kukukhohlisa kwi-smartphone kwisitulo, kwaye xa uqala ukukukhupha ngokucaphuka: "Buyela kumgca!" -Ukukhutshelwa iziqhulo ezintsha ngomyeni olivila okanye umcoci kwiGazi. Incoko yemilomo ijika ibe yindawo entle ye-elastical ribbon ye-mebius. Wonke umntu uziva kwimo yesiqhelo, umoya uyatywina kwaye uEmodi emoyeni.INgcwele yeXesha Eliqhelekileyo
Ngapha koko, kukho injini engapheliyo emhlabeni. Kwaye ulula njengeentyatyambo ezintathu ngokubaleka, kwaye ke ubizwa ngokuba nguSrach. Izihloko ezinobuchule emhlabeni, njengemifanekiso engapheliyo kuncwadi, ziyindlela ethile, kwaye zingafiyo. Rekhoda: "Kukho ubuhlobo obuphakathi kwendoda nomfazi"; "Ngaba kunokwenzeka ukuba uncancise ngasese"; "Kukho ukutya inyama"; "Ngaba ungowe okanye nxamnye ne-palay?"; "Unokuba Njani AbaseYurophu Banembacu" ... Kulungile, le sele iphumelele lonke ixesha lexesha lonke leedada zobusika. Ngaba i-hipariariya kwezi zihloko ziyakwazi ukutshisa i-snap-free.
I-bazaar ngenxa yokunikezelwa
Choto hit? Ukhathazekile ukunceda i-masonic yokufakwa kweenkqubo! Kwintetho yabo, ifa labo elilula liya kuqonda kuphela i-pretexts kuphela kunye ne-chamoil - kwaye intle! Iya kuphathwa kwaye iyenza ukuba idrafti yesahlulo edabini. Dumani ukuba le ntetho i-infergenal iya kukrwitshi! Kwaye zibangele uxolo, ukuphendula kwe-Sarttrop! Endleleni, ngesihloko semodeli yehlathi ye-psychoanalysis ... ngokuhlwa ngokuqinisekileyo kuyayeka ukuba yiswetshe!Amaxesha amadala akakhumbuli
Ityala nzima ngenene - ukuba inkampani yakho sele isiqingatha senkulungwane, kwaye sele uyazi zonke iintanda kwi upopu nganye abazukulwana kwelungu ngalinye le-emfutshane, yakwazi ihlumelo umngcwabe, izizukulwana ezintlanu uphindo, bayazi yonke maritous kunye nokucofa umhlobo womhlobo ...
Yintoni oza kuyithetha? Qala, zihlobo! Ihlala ... ewe, yena. Imozulu enkulu, enamandla nengcwele. Into yonke into yokuba yonke imihla isinika umbono omtsha kunye nezizathu ezingapheliyo ngokuzonwabisa, okuphazamiseka ekufumaneni kude. Kodwa eyona nto iphambili kunxibelelwano ayikho kubo bonke ulwazi. Oko kukuthi, oko kuyandonwabisa kwaye lo. Imozulu ifana nokucamngca. Kufana nokuthula okupholileyo kunye nokuqonda okunye nesithathu seLizwi. Ngendlela, ubonile ukuba loluphi uhlobo lwe-pigotine ngoku kwiyadi iqhubeka, eh ?! Andikhumbuli ukuba ngenye imini ngeli xesha ndinje- kwaye apha kwakhona! ..