Xa umntu esigula, umfazi wakhe kufuneka akhe ubomi bayo buzakhe kakuhle nangonaphakade. Kulungile, hayi ngonaphakade, kodwa ubuncinci kwiveki yonke (okanye ingakanani umkhuhlane?). Ngapha koko, umlawuli ophambili apha yinto enye: yenza ubuso obunentlungu ngaphandle kwemizuzu emihlanu yomhlolokazi kwaye ungahleki kakhulu. Kodwa kunzima kuba amadoda agula ngale nto:
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