Izazinzulu ziyaphikisana ukuba ukuguqulwa kwamatshini wexesha akunakwenzeka ngenxa yezizathu zobugcisa. Kodwa iingxelo zefasimela kwezinye iindawo zokuhlala uNobel azikho isizathu sokuba siyeke ukuphupha kwaye ngethemba (siyakholelwa kwi-horoscopes kunomatshini wexesha?).
Ewe, ekubeni amaphupha - ayindawo ngokwezinto ezibonakalayo (kwaye siyakholelwa, tsalela umnxeba "I-Ambulensi"), ke i-Ambulensi "ininzi kangakanani i-tiesce yesayensi yethutyana emva kwesayensi yethutyana emva koko Iphenyane lobugcisa.
ICapricorn
I-Capricorn iya e-ERA, apho ungavela khona ngomxube weNkosi Vissis kunye nePizza yase-Master (ukuba awukaze uyifunde "umdlalo wetrone", emva koko i-vais ngu-Medieval onjalo Gqirha engenabubele. ICapricorn iya kuba ngumthwali wemfihlo, oya kuthi aphile nakuphi na ukulahleka kwebhotwe, kuba wonke umntu esoyika kwaye ahlonele iCapricorn, intlonipho noloyiko. I-Grozny yonke i-MAGNAMIAN noMdliwanondlebe. Kwaye konke ngenxa yokuba i-capricorn enengqondo iya kufaka icwecwe kunye nengxowa ye-antibiotics ezinxulumene ne-Intanethi engenasiphelo.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius iya kuya kwixesha elizayo. Ngapha koko, hayi kwikamva lomntu enemingxunya yase-Ozone kwi-Arth yasezulwini, nakwi-Utopini, apho, irobhothi iphangiwe, hayi umntu. Inqaku ayisiyiyo ukuba i-aquarius ayithandi ukusebenza, kodwa kwinto yokuba ukungafunelwa komsebenzi kuya kunika indawo ye-Aquarian kulwazi lwendalo yomntu. Ukuze ukwazi ukunxibelelana ngokuthe ngqo kunye nabanye abantu nge-telepathy. Kwaye, oko kuthetha ukuba i-robot vacuum cleaner cleaner, irobhothi ipheka ilungiselela, itrobhothi ibeka izinto ze-Odnoklassniki, kwaye phakathi kweliso lesithathu kwaye ikhutshiwe eyesine .
Intlanzi
Intlanzi iya kungxama phakathi kweenkulungwane zokukhangela indawo epholileyo yobomi. Ewe kunjalo, ayiyi kufumana. Kungenxa yokuba, ngaphandle kwenqanaba lophuhliso lwenkqubela phambili yezobugcisa, abantu zizidalwa zikhohlakele, eziziziyatha kwaye zinembi. Abo baphumeleleyo kwixesha elidlulileyo kunye nekamva lewaka kwaye nje ukuba intlanzi iya kuthatha isigqibo sokuba ayinamdla kakhulu kumatshini wexesha, wayethanda umatshini wendawo. Ukulala kwelinye ilizwe elinobuchule, apho i-mermaid ihlala khona emasebeni, ii-elves zakha isixeko somsebenzi, kwaye ezilungileyo zihlala ziphumelela ububi.
I-aries
Zasendle, entshonalanga. Ngasentshona. Ubukumkani bobushushu, isanti, iWhiskey kunye nezinto ezingenamda, apho yonke into isombulula i-colts, kunye nebhulukhwe yesikhumba iqinisayo ngokuqinisa i-AS Debles. I-Aries iyakhawuleza icothise iqela lemigulukudu, zonke iiTexas ziya kubanjwa, ziya kuvalela ubuqaqawuli be-robin entsha, kwaye ukubamba iintsomi kuya kukoyisa. I-Aries, okwangoku, iya kugqithiselwa kumntu otyetyileyo ngo-2015, uya kuya kwifilimu ebize emva kwakhe kwaye uya kutshabalala abadumisi be-blockbuster, kuba zizii-intiots kwaye zihambelana.
Ithole
I-Taurus iya kuhamba kwi-furshis enzima ngaphandle kwe-viks ezinqabileyo. Ayithethi ukuba i-Taurus iphupha bonke ubomi bakhe bunxibe isigcina-ntloko samashumi amabini anesitrato esineempondo. Oku kuthetha ukuba i-taurus inobuqili. Iplanethi yethu, "iTaurus ivakalisa ingqiqo," iRagnarök epheleleyo izokufika, neemeko zokuhlala ze-poststumuus (uxolo nge-oxymoron) eValgall - intle kakhulu. Ukusuka kwindawo yokujonga i-Taurus, iimeko ze-Valhal ngokwenene iphupha elifanelekileyo - apho kufuneka ubulala umntu, omnye umntu aze amnandi kakhulu ukuba atye.
Amawele
Yonke i-Twin ye-Blin iphuphayo ukususela ebuntwaneni: a) waba ngusomajukujuku; b) Phila ngonaphakade. Ke ngoko, amawele anomdla kwixesha elizayo xa ibhasi yokubhabha ene-hyperwinter iya kuphehlelelwa kwi-AlDebaran, kwaye ukwaluphala umzimba kuya kurhoxiswa kwinqanaba le-gene. Amawele aya kutyhala iziseko zendalo kwi-chesh yakhe ethembekileyo kwi-apile ye-spacecraft, into efana ne-teeffict "evulekileyo", evulekile ", evulekile", ivulekile, ibalulekile .
Umhlaza
Umhlaza uthanda ubumfihlo, uxolo, usapho kunye namathuba angenamda. Ke ngoko, ixesha lokuphumla lokuFumeka lomhlaza lithatha ixesha lokugqibela. Eyona nto iphambili kukuba umhlaza ufumana ubunini belifa kunye noyilo oluhle lomhlaba, ichibi, indawo yokudlala, amahashe kunye namahashe. Kwaye ukuze onke la masimi aphuma emqapheni, aya kwi-horquis yeKarabha yakhe kuye. Kwaye xa kusenzeka kwiminyaka engamakhulu amahlanu eyadlulayo okanye iminyaka eliwaka ngaphambi kwento yeshumi.
Ingonyama
Ingonyama inengxaki. Kwelinye icala, kuyacaca ukuba kufuneka ahambe kwixesha elidlulileyo kwaye ahlale kwitrone ephumelele i-Merivelival Europe. Kwelinye icala, iingonyama zihlala zifundiswe kakhulu kwaye zazi ukuba phantse zonke iinkosi zaseMonakali zeYurophu eziphakathi zilusizi kakhulu. Ke ngoko, ngaphambi kokuhlala kwimoto, ingonyama idlula zonke iincwadi ngesihloko - ukusuka kwimbali ukuya kwi-Articties ukuze yazi imeko ye-Aristocrats kunye neempethu kunyaka wobugcisa. Uya kuza ke athi yonke into ngendlela yayo. Ngenxa yoko, sithunyelwa ngefuthe elinje "esiya kuthi sifezekise unyaka ka-2016 kwiplanethi eyahlukileyo yomhlaba ohlukileyo ngokupheleleyo.
Virgo
Virgo ayizukuya naphi na. Kuba yonke into engeyiyo, kufuneka uphile namhlanje, umatshini wexesha kuyingozi kakhulu, iphumelele leo sele, yabona, yonke ichithe. Apho wazalwa khona, kwaye weza apha, "utshilo impumlo yakhe ekuqeshweni, efuna ukuba eshiye ii-colts kunye nezihlangu zothuli. Kwaye ke, xa wonke umntu ehamba, virgo ulele kwisofa ekhululekileyo, evala amehlo akhe ukuba asela njani iti ye-hergenev, eTerace, bendibona iidiliya zasendle. Nangona yonke le nto, kunjalo, ukungasebenzi!
Libra
Ukudibana kobunzima kunokubizwa ngokuba yi-platelneling ye-PERAGANMP. Izikali zinomdla wokwazi, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo zinomdla kwixesha elidlulileyo. Kodwa ibali elidlulileyo alichazwanga kwincwadi nganye, kodwa engaqondakaliyo kwaye ingaqondakaliyo. Izikali zaya ngokukhawuleza ukufumana ukuba i-Atlantis yanyamalala, kutheni le nto isuswe kuyo, kutheni i-dinosaurs yaphela kwaye luhlobo luni lwabantu abangaqhelekanga kwizikhewu ezikhutshelwa kwiindonga ze-Adams okanye asisodwa kwi Indalo iphela? Kwaye ngelixa izikali aziyi kuzaliswa zonke iindawo ezimhlophe zembali yehlabathi, zilinde ekhaya kwisidlo sangokuhlwa esingenantsingiselo.
I-Scorpio
I-Scorpio iya kukhetha ukukhwela kwixesha elidlulileyo, kodwa ukungayigcini ngokudibeneyo, bhala inkomfa kwaye uthethe kwinkomfa yenzululwazi yonyaka "kwi-pluto" kwi-2215. I-Scorpio iya kuhamba kuphela xa ukhetha isisombululo sokutshintsha yonke into. Khusela u-Kristu, ukubulala uHitler, tsala iJordan Bruno kumlilo noJeanne D'umkhombe. Ngaphezu koko, hayi ukukhupha nje oku, kodwa ukunika le pathos ngeenqwelo zokulwa kunye neLaser Blaster. Kulungile, kwaye iluncedo, kwaye ngokufanelekileyo.
I-Sagittarius
I-Sagittarius-Knight. Uyakuthandile naliphi na ixesha apho unokunxiba isikroba, nceda ubekade evinjwe amathuba kwaye ukhwele ihashe. Kuyimfuneko, kwangaxeshanye, ungabulali mntu. Ewe, ngaphandle kwaba kuphela, abantu ababi kakhulu. Kwaye ukuzonwabisa okuthandayo kwe-sagittarius kuya kutshintsha, umzekelo, iMonki yokuhambahamba, yiya kwi-tavern kunye ne-SIP ye-tavern kunye ne-SIP ethula kwikona eqaqambileyo kwingoma malunga nengoma ye-sagittarius yakho -Knight walwa nayo yonke into embi kuyo yonke into elungileyo kwaye iphumelele.
