Ii-PDDs zinyanzelekile ukuba zihambelane nazo zonke abasebenzisi bendlela. Thina, ewe, sikholwa ukuba endleleni kufuneka unikele ingqalelo kakhulu, ububele kwaye ulumke. Kwaye nangokunjalo. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha kukho abalinganiswa abanjalo, ngokunyaniseka, hug kwaye bakhala. Okanye crap njengoko kufanele, ukuze ihlungulu ingakhange ibala!
Ukungakhathali
I-Bum ye-Pietice ihambile ikwindawo yendalo iphela. Ke ngoko, ukugqobhoza embindini wendlela, akuqondi kakhulu ukuba yintoni uloyiko yonke into ejikeleze uphawu kwaye inoloyiko. "Ndingubani? Ndiphi? Baphi bonke aba bantu? " -Cekelela engenakhaya. Le "ixhonywe" iLizwe lakhe Elingazinzanga likokugqibela, kutheni le bhamu ingahlala kanye kwi-Asphalt kwaye icinge ngokuqinileyo ngayo. Usenokushiya i-astol ngelo xesha kwaye ushukume intshukumo, enkqonkqoza inqindi ecaleni kwe-hoods, efuna imali yebhiya kunye nomntu okhululekileyo.
Unxunguphalo lwebhayisikile
Abaqhubi beenqwelo moya kudala baqhele iibhayisikile, nangona bengeyiyo i-cyclist - abathenga i-fashinees "abathenga" kunye ne-KASS, kodwa owazi ukuzijikisa abanye. Ngokubanzi, ubukhulu becala, abakhweli bahamba ngebhayisikile - abantu abanobuchule kwaye iingxaki ezikhoyo zenzekile. Nangona kunjalo, kukho izinto eziphambili zabahambi ngebhayisikile abasamkelayo emngciphekweni kunye nokuqhuba. Bayakuvuyela ukungena embindini wokuhamba kwaye babonisa imimangaliso yomjikelo. Abanye abantu abanomdla kakhulu bayathanda ukubambelela kwiilori zesantya kunye nePonte. Ke kuya kuba kuhle kwaba bantu basemgunyeni, kwiifutshane zabo ezigqubutheleyo, i-ASS ROUGES, UKUSUKA! Ukuze bomelele.
I-Cheeky Patsan.
"Ngubani omiselwe ukuba axhonywe, akasayi kuntywila." Enjalo i-tytot yawo wonke umntu otyhafileyo, esusa isantya esiphezulu-esibhozo apho wayegculele kwintloko yakhe. Ewe, siyaqonda-umntwana wokwenene akakoyiki nto. Kwaye eminye imigaqo yendlela - kwaye ingeyiyo kwaphela ayiyofomati yayo. Kodwa inkwenkwe enenkalipho ithanda iponti elungileyo, ikholelwa kwinkwenkwezi yakhe engapheliyo kwaye ifuna onke amantombazana ehlabathi ukuba abone ukuba unesibindi kwaye ushushu. Ayisiyonto yonke intombazana efuna ukukhupha amakhwenkwe esele epholile kwaye ethe cwaka phantsi kwamavili omchweli wakhe.
Ingubo kaThixo
Ngequbuliso, akakrokrela ukuba ubukho bezibane zendlela kunye neempawu zokuwela abahamba ngeenyawo, ngelixa ngenxa yoko zihamba ngokumangalisayo. Kwindawo ethile embindini wendlela, gorgo iza kuye. Akunzima ukuba ungafiki xa iibhuleki zichitha indlebe, kwaye umntu, ngezwi lomqhubi welori, ekhwaza "apho aphumle khona"! Ukusuka kwi-Work, iVidiyo yeDramatic iqala ukhwela ngocamngca kwaye yandisa imeko kaxakeka kakhulu njengoko inokwenziwa.
I-Hipster kwii-headphones
Ngokwenyani, ayinyanzelekanga ukuba ibe yi-hipster, kodwa iyimfuneko kwi-headses yobukhulu obukhulu, apho "i-titz-titz-titz-titz" ihanjiswa kwi-Ivanovo. Isidalwa esine-tez-tech ezindlebeni zempummo, ukuba ayiwedwa kweli lizwe. Uhamba apho kuyenzeka khona, ukudanisa nokucula. Indawo engafunekiyo, icala eliyingozi lendlela, ijika elicekeceke, itshintshe engalawulwa-isidalwa kwii-headsets azikhathali. Akakhathali nokuba abaqhubi, nge-hipster bakhe bacwangcisa iPastodobl, bamqhubela phambili iingxaki ze-gestrointenal kunye ne-potency kwishumi leminyaka elikufutshane. Akanabo ubomi-ingoma!
I-Durialka nge-microlka
Ukunyibilika kwi-Twitter yakho, i-Facebook okanye ifama kwaye ufumane phambili, kunganikeli ingqalelo kuyo nayiphi na into ngaphandle kwesikrini sokukhanya. Ngaphambi kwendlela? Kulungile, makube yindlela enkulu. Iindlela ezinqamlezileyo? Ewe, kwaye ungakhathali - ngexesha lokwenza iinkomo, zibuze ii-oats kwaye uqokelele ii-Eggplants. Iinyawo ezisibhozo? Akukho ngxaki! Into ephambili kukuba akukho qanda iqanda ayonelanga. I-oan kwaye yabhadula kwiLizwe ePhethekileyo, ukungaqageli ukuba kumhlaba wokwenene wobomi bokwenyani uxhonywe kwiinwele. Uxolo Durilka (kwakhona siyayiqonda), kodwa ke ndifuna ukubetha i-bilip kwi-esile kwi-esile. Kwaye ukohlwaya ngokugxothwa kwi-Intanethi yexesha elingenammiselo.
Umtya wesetyhini omdala
Nawuphi na umqhubi wenqwelo moya okungenani kube kanye ebomini bakhe yayingumfazi omdala, ngalo lonke ixesha ibaleka kwindawo ethile. Apho kufika khona, kutheni kuqhuba - akukho mntu waziyo ngayo, kwanenkazana yexhego. Kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo unqamle indlela apho ilinde khona. Xhuma ngokungalindelekanga kwaye usoyike ngqo phambi kwemoto, ngenkani yokuhambahamba kunye nokuhamba ngenkani kundilondoloze kwicala eliqondakalayo. Ibhinqa elidala libetha ukutshintshisela imithetho yendlela, iqwarha kunye nezibane zendlela - ezo sele zikho kwiminyaka yakhe. Sukuzama ukuyinqanda-ubambe iqhosha elijikeleze intamo. Sicotha nje kwaye ulindile ngokungekho mthethweni, xa ixhego liqaqamba elidlulileyo, litsale ibhegi yokuthenga, iphumle umzukulwana wakhe, ukuhlamba umzukulwana kunye nenja katomkhulu.
Umama nge-stroller
Abanye abantu basetyhini, ukuzala, benze isigqibo sokuba ngoku banokwenza yonke into! Kwaye uninzi lwabo bonke bathanda ukuba bahambe ngesitrato esitratweni, batyhalela i-stroller. I-Elodimence bubukumkani bonke! Yonke into ilungile, yimoto kuphela yintsimbi kwaye engazifanekisweni. UnguMadonna ngomntwana onesidenge ngokungxama akukho mahluko. Indlela ye-brake yenye yayo wonke umntu. Ke ngoko, ukuqubha kwinqwelwana yendlela kwaye kancinci ngoMatshi-umbono kunjalo. Oomama abahle, bazame ukuba senqonya ngokusondeleyo, khumbula ukuba imigaqo ibhaliwe kwaye nawe kwaye ihambe ngokuhamba phambili yomhlaba ngokukhawuleza. Ayisiyo nayiphi na intuthumo eyahlukileyo kwaye izele kukuthobeka.
Isibindi se-5-grader
Ulutsha, Frisky, hype. Ndiqinisekile ngento eyenziwe nzima nangonaphakade. Ongoyiki kunye nengqondo. Ephethe isimo semoti "isifo sengqondo esixhalabisayo", iGrader yesihlanu iyagqobhoza ukubaleka kanye phantsi kwamavili ngaphezulu kwewaka lama ngaphezulu kweziqingatha ezahlukeneyo. Mhlawumbi, emva kwexesha kwisifundo, kwaye ithemba lokufumana i-whirlpool isuka kutitshala ibaluleke ngaphezu kokufa kwakhe apho. Okanye mhlawumbi ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndizame "ngenkalipho" okanye ndiphikisane nohlobo lwepakethi ye-chips, ezigidima kanye phambi kwamavili. Kwi-pimp egqwirha ezintlanu entloko, iinkqubo zelogic kukunqongophala kwegumbi, ye-AMOS. Ke abaqhubi ngamacebiso ethu: Iqela lesihlanu yoyika kwaye liphephe. Ngapha koko, uninzi lwakho lube lodwa okanye luya kuba ngobuqu bakho abahlanu abanesihlanu.
Ukulala i-Tweeper nge-sangs
Kodwa ngoku siyakufunga ngamaphako! Kakhulu kakhulu. Ngenxa yokuba iteetter elele enetyala, ukuba ihamba kancinci kwaye ilusizi ngaye phezu kwakhe indlela, ubuncinci kusemva kobomi bakhe. Eh, umakazi usisidenge tether, wenzani !? Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kuba umqhubi (ngakumbi ukuba use-jeep okanye ilori), ilori ye-San ock kunye nomntwana wakho kwikhithi azikho. Ubabona. Ayiboni. Kuba, kukho kuphela wena, ohamba ngenyawo ongenalo, ngokuthe ngcembe wawela indlela. Emva kokuba udlulile, kuba indlela yokuqhuba ikhululekile. Ke ukhetha ngokuzolileyo kwigesi. Kwaye kukho izilonda! Kwaye kubo baby! Nceda ungabi yi-scarb eleleyo. Nceda kakhulu.
I-crustic fathalist
Kuthiwa ukuba iifama zibizwa ngokuba ziibhayisekile ". Ukusuka kwisenzi "runch", kunjalo. IMakabric, nangona kunjalo, isijwili. Kodwa iziqhulo ezihlekisayo, kwaye abaqhubi bezithuthi abafani nabantu kwizithuthuthu ngenxa yemikhwa yazo yokutyibilika apho kunye nomntwana kwizithuthi eziphakamileyo, kwaye zibambelele kwizilayidi ezixineneyo phakathi koomatshini. Kwaye abakhweli beemoto bahlala bevalwa kwimithetho yendlela, kuba bahamba amakhwenkwe kwiibhayisikile, kwaye bengaqengqelekayo kwi-parquets ezihlalayo. Kodwa okona kubi kubo bonke abakhweli beenqwelo moya - abaziintloko abahamba ngaphandle kwesigcina-ntloko kunye nokukhusela. Ukuba umthetho wakhululwa, uvumela ukuba ukhethe iimpahla kunye nesithuthuthu kubabulala, ababefuna ukuphakama. Ewe, singowokuqala.
