Ukupapasha into epholileyo, ayimfuneko ukuba ifune ukhangela nayiphi na i-OOGLVI kwaye ufundise uxinzelelo kwigama elinobunzima "intengiso". Kwanele itafile enye ... oko kukuthi, iipateni ezizahlileyo.
Imifanekiso .Uqokelele iseti yamabinzana anokuba nesibindi sokwala nayiphi na intengiso. Bawufuduse nge-sub efanayo - kwaye bonwabe! Oko kukuthi, ukuthetha ubuchwephesha, ukulayisha kwihlabathi lentengiso.
Ukuya kuthi ga kathathu!
Izinto mazikhuphele ezi zinto ze-rigs kunye ne-rigs yazo kwaye umhlala-phantsi ziya kuqubuka intetho yabo enkulu nenamandla yaseRussia kwenye indawo kwiindawo zeCushkin. Akukho sixeko sinjalo, uyabona! Kwaye uya kuba naye. Kungenxa yokuba "kathathu ngaphezulu" kukuqhutywa okucekekileyo, apha kuba i-bazaar kuya kufuneka iphendule. "Phantse kathathu" - ngandlel 'ithile, hayi kwi-patzensky. Kodwa le yi-macabric "ukuya kuthi ga kathathu" - kulungile! Isilumkiso, uqinile - kwaye akukho nto konke konke.
Yakho kuphela!
Kwaye akukho mfuneko, akunyanzelekanga ukuba uxelele apha ukuba "wena" ukusuka kwileta enkulu ubhalwe kuphela kwimbalelwano-kwaye ngokukodwa ukusuka kwintlonipho yangaphakathi yomnxibelelanisi. Kwaye ngenani elininzi-ke imali eyinkunzi ayikhathalelwanga konke konke. Kodwa kuya kufuneka ubonise abathengi bakho ukuba ukulungele ukuyibambisa entlokweni yakho ukuya kwimilenze kanye kunolu lwimi! Ngendlela, bhala rhoqo ngemali enkulu, kunye neempahla, umthengi, kunye nenkampani, kunye namanye amagama angalindelekanga anjengesitshisi okanye amanye amatshizi. Kuba kupholile.
Ifomula eyahlukileyo
Le nto ibizwa ngokuba "ibinzana elizinzileyo". Ukuba izitovu zivule, ukuba ngabahenyuzo zikwiivilili, ukuba ifomula yahlukile. Enye into ayinakuba kungenxa yokuba ayinakuze ibekho. Kuba ikrele alinakuba yidasli, iphupha liluhlaza. Zive ukhululekile ukwenza le fomula, nokuba wenza amanzi. Unokucinga ukuba umntu uza kuyiphosa ngokunzulu ukubala isalathiso sobunye be-ashdvao yakho.
Ivumba elimnandi
Ukuqhubeka kwengqondo yesihloko sephupha lethu le-Damogovoy. Kunye nobubele obutyebileyo. I-thecces emnyama. Iya kuba yimali exabisekileyo. Masithi iimvakalelo ezingalibalekiyo. Ukusuka kubunzulu bembali. ... Zonke ezi zinto zithabatha elona nani liphezulu, indlela yokudibanisa, inyikima kwaye isetyenziselwe nayiphi na imveliso. Ukusuka kwi-porridge yobisi kwikhondomu evuthayo.
Unonophelo ngononophelo
Kwivenkile yentengiso kukho i-Inyanisi yayo kwaye ivumile. Isetyenziswe-uthenge, ayisebenzi- sukuthenga. Inkathalo iyafana ne -uscular kunye ne-bogatyr, enomdla kuyo nayiphi na ibhinqa lomntu. Kwaye naphi na apho esiya khona, eneneni, umntu akanakho ukuhlalutya. Kwiintlobo ngeentlobo zeendlela ezingamashumi amathathu ezintle: ukhathalelo olunenkathalo, ukhathalelo olunesondlo, ukhathalelo lwevithamini ... kwaye nabo balucalule ukhathalelo lwabo olukhulu. Zonke zivela emgqomeni omnye, njengoko ucinga.
Zive Ucole!
Ewe kunjalo, umboleki-mali unento enye engaphezulu kokujongana nayo, ngaphandle kokuphumeza imiyalelo yakho: Yiva, uzive, uchukumisekile, uchukumisekile. Kuluhlu oluthile ngokuthe ngqo abanye abahlwempuzekileyo ngala maqela kufuneka baziva bekhululekile. Ukungakhathali nokulandela lula ukunganyamezeleki kwazo zonke iirhasi, i-yogurt, iimoto kunye ne-oyile yeenyawo. I-belizmmotheal yendalo yonke. Njengemvakalelo engalibalekiyo, eli binzana ligqibelele nantoni na. "Umcuphi omtsha uMckistiki Morovkina: Yiva lula ingqondo!"
Fumana!
Igama elityebileyo. Kwaoko nakuphi na ukunxulumana. Ukususela ebuntwaneni, umzekelo. I-nostalgic. Kwenzeka njani ukuba ndibekwe kwinqanaba lokuqala intamo kummelwane onesiqubulo: "Fumana uMesic, Grenade." Kwaye ngoku fumana okungakumbi! Fumana ithuba. Ungaphoswa ithuba. Thatha ngaphezulu. Okuninzi. Ewe, kakhulu, Damn, ngakumbi ... andikwazi oko! ..
Nika iinyawo zakho!
Okanye iinwele. Okanye isibindi. Into enikezwe, ungabizi iilebheli. Unxibelelwano namalungu abo kufuneka ibe yinkqubo ebangela umdla. Ngaba ubanika into ethile (ndiyabuza ukuba zeziphi iiholide zobungcali ezibhiyozela iinxalenye zomzimba kunye nezithonga?), Kwaye bayayintoni ... Kuthembiswa ngubani? "Imilenze yakho iya kukuxelela enkosi." Kwaye apho incoko yababini iya kuqala, imixholo ngokubanzi iya kufunyanwa ... uthethathethwano lwe-psychchist ikhululekile.
Amaxabiso amnandi
Sazisa ulwimi lomntu: "Guys, sinexabiso eliphantsi" - alinakwenzeka kuyo nayiphi na imozulu. Kuba ngandlel 'ithile ubuxoki obuncinci kwaye ungazenzi blush. Kwaye "amaxabiso amnandi" aphantse athi "ukuya kuthi ga kathathu." Umhlaba, uyahluka- kwaye, mhlawumbi, ngubani othandekayo wokufumana iibhutsi zamawaka amashumi amabini. Ukuba amaxabiso okwenza ngokubanzi une-Universallial-transcentgental, ibimkelekile. Inkcazo ye "Supercenar" ikwalungele nayiphi na idigi.
Ukuphosa amaxabiso!
Abantu bathande nayiphi na ingxolo, i-gims, ukungcola nokutshabalalisa. Yonke into kwintengiso yakho idlala ngengozi ukuya kubo bonke esihogweni. I-sugh engaqhelekanga kwaye inobuchule obufanelekileyo. Ukuqhuma kweemvakalelo. Izabelo ze-DUB. Izaphulelo ezihlaziyiweyo. Abazukulwana abangoyikiyo. Izibonelelo ezisixhenxe ezinganyangekiyo. Ammona njengesipho!
Ibhiya yethu-yento elungileyo!
I-Slobles enesingqisho ilunge kule nto xa uqala, awunakuyeka. Kwaye ungazininzi izinti-njengentyatyambo ephambeneyo. Umgangatho wemvano-siphelo kufuneka uhambelane nobuchule bokutsala i-pihola. Isibindi senziwe - uyakonwabela itram. I-Tram-Pam Pam iya kuba ngxungupha. Ulusu lwakho tiryy-tirymama luya kunceda. I-Bay-schmeyk - ungaxhathisi nangayiphi na indlela. Ngaphandle kweenwele zethu ukuba yinkawu. Ngokubanzi: pheka iindlebe-i-ovoist utshaye i-pickkin!
I-Pepsism-Kalitism
Ukutyikitywa kwecawa kwazisenziwanga ngokucacileyo, baya kuba negalelo kwizichazi-magama. Ngenkalipho qhubeka neshishini labo kwaye wenze i-neologisms kuyo yonke into, ukuba loluphi ulwimi oluza kukhulelwa. Cebisa uMthengi: Chipsi, HalvsonI, iisoseji. Nceda uthathe ngokwaphula kunye nokuqhekeka. Ukugula? Kefirni!
I-hemorrhoids yakho ixhalabele!
Ngokuzithemba ukubiza inkxalabo yakho nayiphi na indawo yobomi babaphulaphuli ekujoliswe kubo. Ukulungiswa kwakho kuyinkxalabo yethu. I-Pimple yakho yinkxalabo yethu. Imali yakho yeyona nto ixhalabisayo. Nangona kunjalo, kubonakala ngathi kukho inyaniso engafanelekanga.
Umhlaba wento
Ukuba uthatha isigqibo sokufumana ivenkile, hayi umzuzu malunga nesihloko. Yongeza nje igama "yeLizwe" kwiimpahla ezithengisiweyo. Nabani na, kunjalo. Umhlaba weSuelars. Ilizwe lesoseji. I-tights yendalo iphela. I-Galaxy Curates kunye nokuthunga. Iqela lebhanti lokuhlambela kunye neengubo zokuhlambela. Kwaye umthengi oqaqambileyo makaziva njengesanti encinci phakathi kwehlabathi. Kwimitha yeesokisi.
Iplagi yehlabathi yento!
Ukuba sinjalo nje ukuba bayakwazi ukwakha umhlaba, emva koko bangenelela kubo. Thenga nje i-panties okanye ibhiya yesiselo - nge-neromantate. Le nto ifanele ibe lihlabathi liphela, kwaye siya kunguphambisi singene entlokweni yakho! Akwanelanga, nangona kunjalo, ukukhetha kusetyenziswa: Mhlawumbi ewe ukulayisha. Isichazi-magama esifanayo sokukunceda: ugqibelele, hla, uDip! Intsingiselo iyafana. Kodwa akusafuneki nje, kodwa ingene kwihlabathi lokuyila.
