Kukho usizi oluzibini olonakeleyo emhlabeni kwaye kwangaxeshanye kwimibono ehlekisayo. Xa kitty ezingendawo zivela kubawa kwipani yeetapile. Kwaye xa umyeni wakhe waphosa ngonyameko ebonisa i-Stirlitz. Kutheni zombini izinto zenkqubo yasekhohlo iguqukele kwiinkqubo ezifanayo - imfihlakalo yendalo. Kodwa ilizwe lijikeleza, kwaye ziqukwe!
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Yiyo ifutshane. Igajethi ebalulekileyo ebaluleke kakhulu ihleli kwindawo enomdla kakhulu. Ngaphandle kwawo, akunakwenzeka ukucoca amazinyo, okanye kwindlu yangasese yokuphupha. Indoda, ixhotywe ngeepaneli kuphela kunye nefowuni ephathekayo, ijikeleza indlu ngeentsuku, njengommiselo webhanti kunye nomkhonto. Ifowuni ikhutshiwe ukusuka apho, kuphela ukuze iwele ngokukhawuleza phantsi komqamelo. Kwaye kuthekani ukuba uyamkhumbula olona nxeba lubalulekileyo kwivenkile yezilwanyana kwivenkile entsha ye-hamsters ?!Ubusuku bokubaluleka kobusuku
Ngosuku olungaphambi kwazo izolo, yayingumlawuli ngokubanzi, kwakuyimfuneko ukugcina inkampani. Izolo - iarhente yobuqhetseba, yayiyimfuneko ukusindisa i-galaxy ukusuka kubulala obulele. Nanamhlanje, kwivenkile yezilwanyana zasekhaya, ewe. Ke ngoko, "i-Kisa", malunga nayo. Owu, ayidingi nje ezi ntembeko zeVulgar, kutheni kwisiqingatha! I-Kissis, ngendlela, izilwanyana ebusuku, zazise.Izehlo ezibi kakhulu
Abasebenzi ngokungathi kukho umntu otyhafileyo, baqala ukutshata nokufa imihlambi, kwaye yonke imihla. Ezinye ezithile eziyimfihlo ze-matic Ngeempelaveki, i-cacting yamanzi enkcenkceshela iyafuneka. Uninzi lweziganeko zenzeka kwezo ndawo apho kutyibilikayo ukubanjiswa kweselula. Nokuba eofisini ayibambanga, nanku apha. Kwaye kanye ukusuka kwiofisi uyagqobhoza ukuba ancame umakazi weefestile zobusika ... ngoJuni. Ngapha koko, kubonakala ngathi, umakazi, osele engcwabeni kabini kwiveki ephelileyo.I-Rock ayiphumelelanga kusilela
Ibhetri kwifowuni ihamba rhoqo, kulungile, nantsi intiyo, eyibhetri entsha yesixhobo esitsha. I-tv ijijele umhlobo wam-kwaye waphinda waqhekeza, kuya kufuneka uhambe. Ebusuku bangevayo. Ngequbuliso wagqiba kwelokuba uthengise umshicileli wakudala, ke umxhasi wesithandathu uyala, emva kweentetho zeyure ezine. Ngexesha lokuphinda ifowuni. Wayesele enomsindo kubo bonke. Lumka.Ulandelwa kukungangqinelani okungahambelaniyo
Igaraji ibuyiselwe usana olucocekileyo. Hayi i-drip yeoyile yomatshini! Ngokuchasene noko, ngokungathi iintyatyambo zinuka. Kwaye yintoni esinayo ilizwe ledemokhrasi, kutheni umntu esimahla engenakulandelwa kanye kwigaraji, uya kutshintsha kwaye atshintshe impahla yangaphantsi? Kuba mna, ndizamile, andinambulelo.Iba lihlise ihlelo
Ngomnqweno we-Ihhuman izolo, indoda enekhephu iyakukhuthaza yonke into ityhila yonke into, apho kufikelwa imilenze emilelweyo. Izityholo, izithende, iindlebe, ezindle kunye nenkalipho nenkalipho. Sithandwa, le "Zhd" ngaphandle kwesizathu.Kwaye kwezinye iindawo ozifunayo kwaye uyanda ...
Ngekhe uphuthele kwiphupha elibi ukuba iqhawe lakho (i-tarzan, iguqukayo iguqukayo ibe ngamandongomane omeleleyo), uyakwazi ukuya kwi-salon yobuhle. Kwaye smear abasikiweyo ngaphezulu kwento yokuphilisa, kuyabiza kwaye kunuka. Kodwa le nto kanye yenzekayo - kanye phambi koluntu olumangalisayo!Uphelelwe ngumonde ukujija kwaye unciphise ubunzima
Ndimcinezela ngokungxama i-pedometer apha, uqhuba izangqa ezimashumi mabini ukusuka kwisiqalo esisezantsi. Ubonile, hayi ?! Kodwa ngoku uza kutsala abahlanu onesiqingatha (ubucinga, hayi ?!), emva koko kuya kubaleka isikali. Ngokukhawuleza ngokukhawuleza, ukuphulukana nelinye i-calorium enye endleleni. Ngokubanzi, kuyakufuphi. Ndisazame kancinci-ke ndingathanda umfazi wam wemveli!Kuthatha ukhathalelo lwempilo yakhe
Izolo, kwiLizwe liphela leMicimbi, wayeqhelene ne-analgin, kwaye ngelo nqanaba, apho imeko yendoda "ndilungile njengenkomo" ndikhumbula ngoku. " Namhlanje, ngequbuliso into ihlala ikhula into, into etyebileyo, kwaye ibonakala ikhunjulwa ngegama elithi "ukuthintela". Waqala ukukholelwa kwisongezo sokukhulisa amanqatha kunye nemikhono yomlingo. Ukungazami ukuphucula kuphela ingqondo. Oh vain!Iwadi yakhe iguqulwe
Phakathi kwe-hulfur yakhe ayithandayo ye-hoodies ngequbuliso ihempe. Ipinki kunye nelilac. Kwaye ibophe. Kwiiparrots. Kunye nokunqongophala kwezinye iingubo ezimbi. Lo mfanekiso ubizwa ngokuba "ndingumphefumlo omncinci ongapheliyo kunye neengcinga ezinomsindo."Kunye naye kukho uhlaselo olubukhali benkathalo
Enjalo ... Ndizithembile ... xa sele eyiphinde i-stack ye-lilac ye-lilac. Ngenye imini, ngequbuliso agcina i-crane, ethi yona yangaphambi kokuba izolo ibhiyozekile kanye iminyaka emibini yezithembiso. Uhlaselo lwenzeka ngequbuliso - kwaye kanye ngokutshintshwa ngamakhathimkhazi Kuhle ungabi nabugqwe, wayesazi.Kwangelo xesha uneziphoso ezimbi kakhulu.
Unomfazi, ukhohlakele, ongenanceba, ungamcela njani ukuba azihlambe izitya. Umonzakele kuwe. Ngoku uya kubandezeleka aze akhale iveki. Ukugxekwa konqulo lwezitya sele kuyinto ephezulu. Wathuka, wavelisa kwaye akazange aqonde. Kwifom ye-graine.Uqala ukukufowunela ngokwahlukileyo
Iminyaka elishumi ubuyi-mashka, i-mameri kunye neempuku, emva koko kwathi ngequbuliso waba lilanga. Engachazwanga, engenanto kwaye engenamandla amazulu aphezulu. Kwaye uziva ngaxeshanye ... umtsalane ngandlela thile. Ngokungathi kumgca othile ophakathi onamalanga aliqela. I-Gadskaya ye-asstrophysics.Uqala ukuphononongwa ngenkuthalo ihlabathi
Ingcaciso yolwazi. Apha oko uyabuza kwaye uyathandabuza. Iisayithi zokuthandana naye ngaba wayefunda ngokuxhomekeke, uqhuba isifundo sezentlalo. Ukunyanzeliswa kweevenkile "Ukonwaba kwabasetyhini" -kwale sele kuthengisiwe. Umphandi abaninzi.Ukuqonda iindawo ezingalindelekanga
Okumangalisayo, uba yi-dork kuqeqesho lokutshintshwa, nangona ekhayeni lakho akukho nto ingenanto inja nkqu ngohlobo lwemifanekiso eshushu. Kuya kuvela ukuba ubuze kwizimo ezisongelwe kwaye niye bahlula-hlula ukuphakama. NguThixo onqabileyo.Kwaye iimfuno ezintsha zifunyenwe. Ekuqaleni kakhulu
Ngaphambili, uJoe Dassen wayengu "snot pink." Kwaye ngoku uluhlobo oluthile lweVauregu, i-Prodigel Trust, ijika emotweni. Kwaye fake inyani, ngoncumo olufanayo.Ukugqobhoza kwakhe okungapheliyo
Weza - walahla-wanqumla. I-SIVKA ingenasiphelo ngokupheleleyo kwi-Aunt kunye nearhente yobuqhetseba kunye nolondolozo lwabo zijikelezwe ngokupheleleyo. Inyanzela kuphela ngokwaneleyo ukuba ibe selukhuni isandla sokutyhila ifowuni ethembekileyo ibe ngabakhweli abatsha ngeparothi ngamalungu ahle kakhulu ngokweemvakalelo.Ufumana umakazi womntu ebhedini yakho
Hmm Ukumangaliswa okungathethekiyo. Kodwa zonke izinto zangaphambili onokuthi uzichaze ngokunjalo, kulungile! Mhlawumbi le inokwenzeka ... ngandlel 'ithile?