IKKIOIO YOKUZIPHATHA KWAMADODA: IKet

Kwangoko kule meko: Ukusuka kwitafile yonyaka omtsha, kuyo yonke into esondelayo yeyona nto ibalulekileyo yiglasi ye-ice vodka kunye nokutya i-anyanisi. Le yindawo yokwenyani yaseRussia. Inkomo egudileyo yenkomo yomhluzi kunye nemisitho yenyama ethatyathwa kakhulu ngehashe elinamahashe kunye ne-mustard. I-vodka ice umlilo isasazeka emithanjeni, kwaye iphoswe ngaphezulu kokuba oku kungathandeki into - kwaye yiyo loo nto, kwaye unokujonga ubuso bukaSanta Claus ngaphandle koloyiko. Kodwa uya kutsho isithandwa: Ndiyaphambana, ubusuku bonke bapheka? Kwaye i-chill awuyi kuba nayo, njengendawo yokugqibela, yindawo ecocekileyo ekuphekeni. Hayi! Siza kuhamba ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo. Iya kusebenza umgaqo "ngubani, ukuba andim." Ke yiya kwivenkile kwaye uthenge idolo lenyosi. Imelwe kukuba ibe ilize, ngokudibeneyo, kodwa nenyama ethile. Buza umthengisi, kuya kunceda. Lahla ledolo kwi-saucepan ngamanzi kwaye upheke kakhulu, kudala kakhulu. Okokuqala kufuneka unikezele ngomlobi, susa i-foam (kwaye uthathe enye imizuzu elishumi ukuyidubula), emva koko ubeke umlilo omncinci kwaye ulibale malunga neeyure ezisixhenxe. Eli lelona xesha limangalisayo ebomini bendoda. Zeziphi iiyure ezisixhenxe ezinokukuvuyela ukwenza nantoni na, funda incwadi, cinga i-movie, dlala imidlalo yekhompyuter, kwaye uphendule yonke imibuzo: Ndipheka i-chore. Emva kweeyure ezisixhenxe, umhluzi kufuneka ungenwe kancinane kunomhluzi oqhelekileyo, ukongeza i-Peas emnyama (Ewe, kuyo yonke imiphetho, kodwa igqabi le-anyanisi, i-carrot kunye nenye emibini . Ewe, yonke into inyani. I-Bouillon inika ukutya okuncinci, yonke imifuno kunye nengca kunye nengca kuyo ikuyo ukuya kuMama oMnambe, yiza nethambo kunye nenyama eyahlukileyo kuyo (ngokungekho semthethweni), yifake kwifom Ibanda iya kuqalisa (kwiintsapho zaseSoviet ihlala yenziwa kwiingcingo ze-ensuvettes, kodwa asiyinyanzeli), ityumka i-cloves ezininzi zegalikhi apho, igaleleke kakhulu: mayibe yinto ebaluleke kakhulu. Ukuba isitrato asibanda kakhulu, ungabeka i-balcony. Ukuba kukho isihogo seqabaka, umhluzi lowo uya kukhululeka, kwaye akayi kukhululeka, ngoko kukho i-cuvette engcono kwifriji. Abanye abathile bakholelwa ukuba i-Ket kufuneka igqunywe ukuze ibonakale, kwaye le nto isebenzisa iproteni yeqanda, kodwa sikujonga njengesitya somhlaba womhlaba ohlaza, kufuneka singabinamntu ngaphandle, kodwa mhle ngaphakathi. Ukuba uthandaze nzima, emva koko emva kweeyure ezili-11 emva kokuqala komsebenzi, uya kuba nomoya waseRussia ukuba abantu basemzini bangoyiki, boyika ke abamoyikekayo. Incinci: Thenga i-shopapest (kunye neyona nto iphambili) ye-rivent) ihashe kwaye ibeka i-vodka kwifriza. UNyaka oMtsha woNyaka, mhle!