Umbhali wethu, uElla Darzay, unesipho esikhethekileyo. Uyayazi indlela yokubhala malunga nezinto eziqhelekileyo kunye ne-phenomena (malunga nabo bangenayo abahambi, malunga nezikhova, malunga nezikhova kunye neebroli, malunga nokuba babenetyala kunye nabathandi) ngenxa yokuba ngokungathandabuzekiyo ngenxa yengxoxo evuthayo. Makhe sibone ukuba ngeli xesha iya kuphumelela. Sele senze ibhedi.
Ngesizathu esithile, uhlala ukhubeke kwi-Intanethi kumanqaku anamagama anomdla ngathi "Umhlobo wakho gener. Kwenziwe ntoni?" Kwaye ke kwaphela: "Umhlobo wakho Veegearian: Indlela yokuziphatha naye ?!" Ngalo lonke ixesha ndiyazibuza, kodwa funda ngononophelo. Kwaye ndiyaqonda ukuba andiqondi kwanto.
Ngokwale tekisi, oovimba bonke abaphambisi ngokupheleleyo, ekuyimfuneko ukunyanga njengabantwana abancinci. Eyona nto imbi kakhulu - injalo ngokunjalo. Brown kwaye kwangaxeshanye
- Owu, zama ukungacaphukisi umhlobo wakho! Ngapha koko, unokwenzakala kubudlelwane bakho!
-Ihlala unesitya semifuno esitokhweni! (Kwaye kwipokotho-iswekile).
Yiya kwindawo yokutyela ekhethekileyo, yitya i-carrot casserole, ubuhlobo bubaluleke ngakumbi, kwaye i-steak ungayitya kunye nelinye ixesha!
-Ukuba umhlobo wakho uthi ii-Sonsters zizinto, kwaye wena, ngenxa yothando lwakho, isihogo silinde isihogo, sizame ukungavisisani nembono yakhe, okungenani ungaphithi! Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ubuhlobo buyabiza kakhulu.
"Zama ukungabonisi amehlo omhlobo wakho kwidyasi yoboya, inokucaphukisa okanye ichithe." Jonga iimpahla zakho zewadi ezenziwe ngaphandle kokusebenzisa ulusu okanye izikhumba zezilwanyana.
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Kodwa izindululo ngokwazo zimangalisa ngakumbi, kwaye le miyalelo ibonelela ngezixhobo ezinobuhlobo kwimifuno. Ongenanjongo yokuthintela abantu abahlwempuzekileyo okanye abenze umfanekiso wabantu abathambekele kuye. Okuphikisanayo! Bayawaxhasa njalo! Bazama ukukhulula ubomi, ukuguqula kwizidenge ezifanelekileyo, ukuchukumisa kwaye kuncitshisiwe kwizihloko ezithile. Emva koko sithetha ngezinto zokhetho lobuchwephesha.
Ke mna, mna, andiyithandi i-melon. Intlanzi yomlambo. Kunye ne-tilanthole. Kwaye ndiyazi ukuba, ongenakuthoba, hayi omnye okanye amabini, kwaye uninzi. Khawufane ucinge ukuba ufunda inkcazo yesicwangciso sokuziphatha ngokuchanekileyo nathi. Kwaye uqalise ukusebenzisa ngokufanelekileyo. Fihla kuthi i-chilantro. Ekuboneni irestyu yaseGeorgia, jika ibe yeyona nto ikufutshane, kwaye ngequbuliso i-hinza iya kutsiba kwindawo yokutyela kwaye ihlasele? Kwaye xa silungiselela (kanye kwiminyaka embalwa, emva kokuba umphetho oqhelekileyo uza kuyibeka le ngca kwi-omelet ye-omelet yethu) iintshumayelo "Ukuncancisa i-kilant ilingana nelifu, kwaye ke itya ye-idiots" ngobumnene Siqinisekise kwaye sizame ukuguqulela incoko kwesinye isihloko. Ibonisiwe? Uthandile?
Andazi, mhlawumbi umntu ovela kwimifuno (okanye nangaphezulu kwe-vegans, oku kucela uxolo, nangona kufanele ukuba aphikise ukuba wonke umntu) ngolu hlobo. Elona candelo linobukrwada elingayityi inyama kwizigqibo kunye nokuzama ukukutsala kwicala lakho. Kodwa ujongeka - emva kwayo yonke incinci! Ewe, bayabeleka, kodwa ngokuchanekileyo ngenxa yomnqweno wabo wokuthwala abantu kwaye ivele ivele.
Uninzi lwezilwanyana ezinemifuzi akufuneki zenze umbono kwisondlo sabo. Abayithandi inyama, umzekelo. Okanye akunakwenzeka ngenxa yezizathu zonyango. Kwaye asiboni ukuba abanye babahlobo bethu kunye nabantu abaqhelileyo bakwimifuno. Kuba eneneni baphalaza umntu ukuba umntu atya kuphela ukuba uyayipapasha. Ngokwayo inika ingqalelo yokuba akukho lula uku-odola isaladi nge shrimp, kodwa ngenxa yokuzithemba ukuba inkuthalo ayilunganga. Ngaphandle koko, awuyi kucinga ngayo. Ewe, shrimp. Imnandi!
Aba bantu, uninzi nolinganayo, bayakwazi ukuzikhathalela. Sukungathi igama emva kwesimemo somhla wokuzalwa okanye umtshato ofuna ukwenza imenyu eyakho, uhlobo olunjalo. Bayakwazi ukufumana isitya semifuno kuyo nayiphi na indawo yokutyela. Nangona i-fritato kaFry kuye injalo, enyanisweni! Xa uhamba uhambo lokundwendwela abantu abangaziyo ukuba bapheka njani ngaphandle kwebhotolo kunye ne-mayonase, banokuyisela isaladi kunye nepakethi yeentengo.
Emva koko bonke abanyanzelekanga ukuba bacinge, indlela yokuziphatha ngayo kunye nemifuno. Kuba lo ngumbuzo onocalucalulo kunye nesidenge. Kudidi lwe "Njani Ukuziphatha kunye nebhinqa" okanye "Indlela Yokuziphatha nge-skier." Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, imifuno ayisisi sifo, kodwa yinto nje yeyobisi.
Kwaye impendulo yalo mbuzo inokuba yinye: ziziphatha njengeziqhelo. Musa ukunxiba kunye nabo, njengakwityhubhu ebhaliweyo. Kodwa musa ukuwela kwisothuso esinzima kwaye ungaxeleli ukuba basola ukhetho olunjalo, ukufunda ukuba umhlobo wakho akayityi inyama. Imikhwa yeziqengqelo, ngaphandle kwezizathu zokuba zabangelwa-yile nto, hayi esidlangalaleni.