Ke, isithandwa sam, iholide yakho yeyakho ibalwe ngokuchanekileyo ukuba:
1. Ukuba uhlobo lwesaladi kaOlivier kunye notywala bubangela ukuhlambuluka okungalawulekiyo.
2. Ukuba unegama elithi "lenin" ebunzini lakho.
3. Ukuba kwindlu yakho phantsi komthi weKrisimesi ulele indoda ngendlela yamapolisa e-Equist.
4. Ukuba ukhumbula ukuba izolo ihashe lomntu ngendlela yamapolisa amahashe.
5. Ukuba uvukile kwinyani yokuba abantwana bakho ngengcambu itya uphawu lwendlela yokumisa.
6. Ukuba uvukile kunye nomntu ongaziwayo, kodwa umntu omuhle kakhulu emlonyeni.
7 Ukuba ke wazala ukuba abe nguyise wabantwana bakho, ibe yiminyaka esibhozo njengomyeni wakho.
8. Ukuba uvusa ukumbamba kwaye ubuze indlela yokuya kumphezulu.
9. Ukuba uvuke kwindawo yokudlala evela kwinto yokuba i-crow enye ikhaba isandla sakho.
10. Ukuba ufumene umlenze wenkukhu nge-mayonnaise kunye nama-mushroom.
11. Ukuba umbuzo womhlobo osenyongweni, njengoko yonke into ihamba izolo, ikuthumela ikhonkco kwi-youtube.
12. Ukuba une-aquarium enesiqingatha esentloko yebhedi yakho. Ngaphandle kwentlanzi.
13. Ukuba, ukuvuka, utya isaladi ngaphandle kokuphakamisa iintloko.
14. Ukuba yonke imihlobo yangokuhlwa ikubiza kwaye uthi: "Daaaa. Wowu! Ubambelela ukuba uyabiza. " Kwaye awuyiqondi into esithetha ngayo, kuba andifuni ukubuza ukuba kutheni ndingafuni ukubuza.
15. Ukuba igosa le-DPS litshatyalalisiwe kwaye licela ukuba bakhawuleze abe ecaleni kwendlela.
16. Ukuba iifoto kwifowuni kuphela komthombo wolwazi malunga phezolo. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo awufuni ukubavuselela.
17. Ukuba ummelwane okhulileyo ulele kufutshane, ofike ebusuku ngesicelo sokungangxolo. Ngqo kumqamelo omnye nawe.
18. Ukuba abathengisi abavela kwivenkile ye wayini babiza "madam" kwaye babuze ukuba ifilimu.
19. Ukuba une tattoo entsha "dasya" wavela esandleni sakho. Kodwa kwangaxeshanye awuyoVasya, kodwa u-Olga Valeevnavna.
20. Ukuba unayo isidumbu esikhulu se-elk kwiholo.
21. Ukuba indlu yakho ithe yacocwa ngemali, kwaye abaququzeleli banxilile balala phantsi.
22 Ukuba uphume eflethini, nangaphambi komnyango kukho abamelwane ezingxoweni zombini, nesaphetha.
23. Ukuba uvukile emva koNyaka oMtsha, intloko ayibuhlungu, kwaye kwifowuni iza i-SMS kwi-Intanethi yomsebenzisi weselula: "Sivuyisana ngeKrisimesi ye-Merry".
24. Ukuba uvukile kwaye uvakalelwe kukuba uSanta Claus uwalibale abasebenzi bakhe kwaye wenzakalise le yokugqibela.
25. Ukuba umntwana wakho sele efikile iiresiphi ezi-mabini ezinxibileyo ukusuka kwi-hangover kwaye omnye kubo wakwenza ukuba ukhulise ukuqhuba.