Zonke izinto ezifihliweyo zinikezelwe. Sizilile kunye nawe.
A-ABRAL
Imeko apho bonke ootatomkhulu basula, umphathi ngomsindo, iVaseline iphelile, kwaye sele iza kwenzeka i-fakap epheleleyo. Iza ngequbuliso, njengokuba ubusika okanye ukukhulelwa. Ihlala ixesha elide.
B - umphathi, cinga
Umphathi ngumphathi. Ngaye, njengokusweleka, okanye kulungile, okanye akukho nto. I-Brainsming ihambelana "ne" Phring ". Ukuba i-vl izakusebenza, kwaye umphathi unethamsanqa, ungadibana nokuhlanganisa kwaye uzolile ukuze ubudenge kunye noogxa bakho.
Ukuphuculwa njengekhoboka kwigalari yegalari, ukuya kwisidenge isidenge.
Ukuphuculwa njengekhoboka kwigalari - into oyenzayo emsebenzini, ngokoluvo lwakho. Ukuphawula isidenge - into oyenzayo emsebenzini, ngokomphathi. I-Vaseliline sisindisa ioyile ebonakalayo, esikumisele ngayo ukuthatha naye ukuya kwi-boss kwikhaphethi (Qaphela: Akukho mntu wanceda).
G-inkosi okanye ngokubanzi
Ke bathi ngomphathi xa befuna ukuba bayive kwaye bayayixabisa. "Eyona nto iphambili." Xa umphathi engavanga, ungasebenzisa elinye igama kwileta "G". Hayi. Hayi "iqhawe". Elinye igama.
D - i-Resilan
Eyona nto iphambili, edalwe kuphela ukuze ibe 'idiniwe. " Ixesha elide linikezelwe ngomhla obekiweyo, kokukhona iya kuba yinkqubo yokuqwalaselwa.
I-E-IGROFRIFA NE-EBETA
Amagama afihlakeleyo (njengemiqondiso ye-Masonic), ngokutsho kwe-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi ye-Ofisi yesobumbano. Kucingelwa ukuba ikhuphe ingubo ebalulekileyo ye-semi. Kumbuzo "Ithetha ukuthini le nto?" Imvula amehlo ngoloyiko lokwenyani.
E.
Ibaluleke kakhulu kuyo yonke ileta nganye yeofisi. Kholwa nje igama!
Kulungile ...
Enye ileta ebalulekileyo yomsebenzi weofisi. Ibonisa imeko xa zonke ezona zinto zisulekileyo, umphathi ngomsindo, kwaye iVaseline iphelile.
Umvuzo we-S-umvuzo, umthengi
Umvuzo-kanye ngenyanga ivela kwi-plakkoton ndoda. Kulungile, smart kunye nesisa. Umthengi yinto eyenza kwi-chapkton engalunganga yePlakkton-Cannibal. Rhoqo. Iintsuku ezisixhenxe ngeveki.
Kunye - inyathelo
Isibakala sokuba akukho tyala alinakusetyenziswa, nokuba umphathi uyamkhuthaza. Ingakumbi ukuba ikhuthazekile! Ookhokho bethu baqonda ukuba inyathelo kububi. Ngubani umntu okokuqala ukukhwela umqolomba ngaphandle, ufumana i-Saber kwisidlo sakusasa.
K-ishishini
I-orgy ekhutshiweyo, injongo yokuba kukuhlanganisana kwiqela elinye lobuhlobo. Akukho nto iqhekeza ngcono kune-Hangover, i-AMMOOIA ye-AMMEAIA, imvakalelo yehlazo kunye nefoto, apho ngenxa yesizathu esithile sihlala phezu kweChubhonki. Ngethamsanqa, enxibe. Ngelishwa - isiqingatha.
L - lemmm, crap
I-lemming iyafana ne-chapkton, kodwa ijongeka intle. I-laja ziipesenti ezingama-90 zeemveliso ezenziwe okanye iinkonzo ezibonelelweyo. Ngayiphi na imeko, umbuzo "Wenza ntoni?" I-90% yabemi idla ngokuphendula: "Ewe, najae."
M - messidge
Xa isetyenziswa, ithatha indawo nayiphi na isigama esibonisayo. "Kwaye yintoni, uxolo, tyala kulo myalezo"? -Ukuba eli binzana libiza eli binzana ngekratshi elifanelekileyo, emva koko umthengi, kwaye umphathi kunye nomphathi uya kuqonda ukuba bathumele phi. Ngentlonelo.
N - Irhafu, intiyo.
Irhafu yerhafu. Ishishini lithiya irhafu. Ubudlelwane obuphezulu.
O-inomdla kade
Uhlobo lolo hlobo loncwadi, apho kukho nayiphi na i-leming ingubuhlakani. Eyona nto iphambili kukugcina kwimemori yabo bonke ababuhlungu, abaye bafikelela izalamane, bengasebenzisi gadalala isisu, kwaye yonke into izakulunga.
P - inzuzo, p-c
Inzuzo-YINGAYIPHI IXESHA LOMBULELO LOMphathi, kwaye loluphi uxanduva olunzulu, kuba akukho nzuzo kubomi bakhe. Kodwa i-P-C ibonakalisiwe ngokugqibeleleyo. Kuba i-P-C yingcinga yefilosofi yefilosofi yokungahambelani, kwaye ke yona iye kuyo yonke indawo. Kusekho ipenshini, kodwa kuyimfuneko ukuba uphile.
IOfisi yeOfisi
Loluphi ugcwelener olwenziwe ngokuzithandela kwaye yinto engumphunga wokophula ubomi bakhe bonke. Kodwa ukuba buthathaka ngokomoya, ayisonjululwa. Abanye, nangona kunjalo, kunokwenzeka.
C-intlanganiso
Kuyanyanzeleka ukuba iveki yonke (ngamanye amaxesha rhoqo) isiko xa umphathi wambetha izidlele zakhe, kwaye ezinye ziyancuma kwaye ziyabenjiswa. Akukho ntsingiselo isebenzayo - yonke imibuzo inokusonjululwa kwimizuzu emihlanu kwi-skype. Kodwa ndiyawuthanda umphathi.
I-T-UKUFUNDA NGOKUGQIBELA
Ishishini elikhulu kakhulu kwaye lahluke kakhulu. Bayasinda kwezona zinamandla.
O-ukugxothwa
Isimahla, enokufumana nayiphi na i-lemm enesibindi, ubhale nje ingxelo. Kodwa akabhaleli, kuba isetyenziselwa imixokelelwane, iziphoso, umdibaniso kunye nomvuzo oqhelekileyo. Kwaye asiyigwebi.
F - i-fakap
Into yokuba kwenzeka umntu ngokufika kumqeshwa abeze neRodlandee ababefike emva kwentlanganiso engakhange bayiphawulele umphathi ngokuwela imbambano njalo. Ngexesha le-fatpa, yaphela yothuswa kwaye ityhuwe, khumbula i-fakaps eyamkelwe ngoncumo lwe-nostalgic.
H.
Enye i-Indent-Incwadi yeleta yeofisi. Kwaye oku akuyiyo yonke into oyicingisileyo, kodwa i-XLS.
C-Ixabiso leNkululeko
Ukumiselwe kwimvumelwano yabasebenzi. Ibizwa ngokuba ngumvuzo. Irhafu yerhafu. Busuku.
Ishedyuli eqhelekileyo
Isicwangciso esineenkcukacha, apho indawo yakho ichazwe kulegalari ye-Damn. Kwicala lasekunene le-oess ezigqithileyo.
Wothuka.
Batsho ngaphambili, xa uqeshisa umqeshwa, banika isuphu njengovavanyo lwentsebenzo kunye nokungahloneli koxinzelelo. Ngoku endaweni yeqela leemvavanyo ezingenantsingiselo nodliwanondlebe. Buyisa isobho!
E-e-eichary
Izitena eziphuzi, ezazivula indlela eya eofisini.
Yu-yuga
Indawo apho iPlankton ifuna ukufuduka ngexesha leholide. Amazantsi e-Eles alungile kwaye akukho mphathi, uGemyiya no-Eicherov. I-FAKAOVV nayo ayinjalo.