Kulungile, unxilile. Ewe, kwenzeka ... kwenzeka wonke umntu, kwaye akunqabi kangako, njengoko uninzi lwethu luzame ukubonisa. Ngoku eyona nto iphambili kukuba ungayenzi into enjalo ekuseni uya kuzisola. Kwaye nomnwe awuchukumisi ohlanu olona hlobo nobuqhetseba lwezinto ezikhohlisayo ezilindele nje xa uqala isidenge.
Umnxeba
Inombolo yotshaba enye yi-smartphone yakho. Okokuqala uxubha iphepha lokunxibelelana nalo kwaye, kunjalo, musa ukucwangcisa ukufowunela wonke umntu okanye iSMS-it. Ungaze! Kuphela zii-pinglely ngaphandle kwetyala ... emva koko ucinga ukuba unokwenza, ngokungathi ndiphosakele. Kwaye ndiya kukhala kuye (yena naye kunye naye umyalezo ofana "Lucy, ndilusizi, yiza." Kwaye xa (kwaye yena, kwaye yena) akaphenduli, ungena emgceni kwaye sele iqhubile: "Owu, kubonakala ngathi uphendula-unjani?" Ingaba ungayikhathaleli kwakhona? Kodwa sele uqalile, ibhotile yokuqala iphelile. Lixesha lokuvula elandelayo kwaye uqalise ukubhala "inyani iphela." Ulonwabo lwakho, ukuba ababhena wakho bancinci kwaye abayi kuyishiya ibhotile yesibini. Kuba emva kwesithathu uya kwenza isigqibo sokumbiza. Kwaye, ukuba akaphenduli. Kuba ukuba uphendula, uya kwandula uzokuzinzela lo mnxeba wale fowuni. Okanye ngonyaka, ukuba ifowuni iyayinyusa "i-Urodina" kwaye iya kumnika, ndiza kuyinika imilebe ukuze ndive: "Owakho okwakho. Wajonga kwakhona. "
Isibuko
Xa usela kancinci, isipili siphilisiwe. Kwaye xa sele inxilile, kuyaxoka kuwe. Ngequbuliso ucinga nge-mega-yenziwe, inyibilikisi, ityhidiwe kwaye iyilonwabo. Uzitsale imilebe emiselweyo, yiza neentolo zeHumrows kwaye ujonge ifotik okanye ifowuni ukuba inyibilike ikhulu-ezinye izixhobo zokuzila. Musa, sithandwa! Musa ukuza esipilini, kuba indlela ozibona ngayo, kwaye indlela oyijonga ngayo - izinto ezahlukileyo. Kakhulu. Uya kwazi ngayo ekuseni, ujonge iifoto. Kholwa, ukutshixwa, ukutyholwa, kufikelwe kukukhathazeka okukhohlakeleyo, kunyinyiwe nge-lipstick kunye nokutsala izithunzi, eza kudibana nawe kwifolda enemifanekiso, akuyi kongeza amanqaku ekuzithembeni. Ke ngoko, kube kanye kwaye sizixolele ukuze sijonge esipilini emva kwebhotile yokuqala eyomileyo. Emva komzuzwana-ngokukhawuleza wakhawuleza, ukuthoba amehlo kumgangatho. Ngokulinganayo uyakuphela.
Ikhompyuter eqhagamshelwe kwinethiwekhi
Ngaba uyayiqonda yonke into ngokwakho, ewe? Uya kutyalwa ukuze ubhale itekisi engakumbi ngentsingiselo yefilosofi. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo ngokuqinisekileyo iya kufuna ukuba ithethe nayiphi na inyani, kwaye kuya kubakho amagqabaza abukhali ngakumbi, eyona nto iyinyani. Ewe, ewe, ukuba awusiphulaphulanga kwaye uphoswe iindlebe zentshululo 2, ngokuqinisekileyo uya kubekwa kwinethiwekhi "eyoyikisayo" ye-bikini, ngaphandle kwe-bikini). Kusasa uya kubaleka yonke le nto ihlanjwe, kodwa kuphela - emva kwexesha! Sele usemoyeni, imifanekiso kwi-cache, kwaye kwi-freaks "phantsi kwefoto yakho idubula amawaka amahlanu amawaka, phakathi kwento engeyiyo enye elungiselelwe. Sinethamsanqa ukuba umama wayengenalo ixesha lokuya kwiphepha lakho ukuba anqwenelele kusasa. Notata. Kunye chef. Kwaye yangaphambili. Kwaye uRodna ... ngesizathu esithile ngeentsuku ezinjalo azize zithathe nabani na. Umthetho waseMurphy, othandwayo.
I-wallet kunye nekhadi letyala
Akukho nto ithethwayo engaphezulu enxileni. I-ALO, zonke iziseko zophuhliso ezizibini ezidolophini zilolwa ukuba zinxilise amantombazana esele ebizele bonke ngaphambili, enza imifanekiso enokwenzeka, ebambelele kubahlobo kwaye ngoku ucinga ukwenza le nto. Apha, beza nekhadi letyala! Ngapha koko, i-vicy encinci, iteksi, iziko lokuthenga elikufutshane kunye nabathengisi bobuqili abangathethiyo: "Ntombazana, kwaye ngomso uyeza le leopard." Hayi. Baza kuthatha umbala ovuthayo we-fuchsia kunye ne-boottings ye-raste raste raspberry oopard jumpsuit. Kwaye emva koko nqwenela ithamsanqa, ukuhleka ngasemva kwaye enye iveki iyakukhumbula idiot enxilayo, othenge ukuqokelelwa kwengqokelela yeminyaka engamashumi asibhozo anesibhozo. Kwaye nokuba ukhumbule apho ndithenge khona "leopard", awuyi kuyiphumelela. Kuba ihlazo!
Emantla eBeryovo
Kuyi-South Boovo, ikwafana neLibertsy, yiSelmashe, nayo ikwaphambana. Le ndawo apho yonke intombazana enxilayo iya yeka, xa sele idlulile kuwo onke amanqanaba, kwaye ngenxa yesizathu esithile siphila kwaye siqhubeka emilenzeni. Kutheni le nto i-Bhiybuntu, ukuba kukho i-biryuntu kule nto, kwaye into enjalo ilindele ukuba i-bit yakhe ilinde. Kodwa yena ... ngokuchanekileyo, kubonakala ngathi kuyawe ukuba ufike apho namhlanje, kuya kwenzeka apho! Kunene! Phantsi! Intle! Phumla! Njengenkosana eCinderella, ipholile kuphela. Ngokubanzi, kulungile, ukuba ekungeneni kweBoryoka, uyakuyeka kancinci kwaye uthembisa ukuguqula iteksi. Kuba iBoryokalyo (iyi-butovovo, ikwayi-Hlythabi) ihlala iphelela mmm .... nege njenge. Eyona nto iphambili, ekuseni uya kuba ebhedini yomnye umntu ecaleni kwendlela engaqhelekanga kwaye yoyikekayo kwaye uya kukhunjulwa ukuba kukho into okanye unqumle nje emotweni yakhe. Eyona nto imbi kakhulu-uyazi ... ngokubanzi, awudingi ukuba yiTurwie! Kungcono ukubeka i-bikini, yima esipilini, thatha i-smartphone nekhompyuter kunye ne-wi-fi. Nantoni na! Ukuba kuphela kukaBoryoka.