Xa isalamane sakho esisondeleyo siziphatha ngendlela yokuba amaxesha ngamaxesha afune ukuyitshisa nge-sofa dummy, kungekho tyala alizange liyinqumle ngesofa. Nje imbambano nje. Intoni? Ewe, ezinye zeeseti. Ke ngoko, phumla kwaye uzame ukonwabela ukuphuculwa kwezizathu ezinzulu zezo ntloni.
Ingxaki ye-0 iminyaka (i-risis entsha yobutsha)
Ukuzalwa kukukhanya luvavanyo olukhulu. Kuphela loo nto yayifudumele kwaye ithe cwaka, kwaye emva koko ukutyhalela kubanda kwihlabathi elikhulu lenyukliya kunye nezixhobo zayo zenyukliya, imingxunya ye-ozone ehlathini kunye nentengiso kwi-YouTube. Kukho umntu ofuna ukuqalisa ukutyhutyha kakhulu, ukuthathwa kwe-chaotic kunokuba kuguquka, anciphise ubunzima kwaye alale kangange-80% yexeshana lelinye ixesha lokulibala.
Iziphumo. Ngokwenzululwazi, le ngxaki yenzeka ngenyanga xa umntwana eqalisa ukuncuma (kulungile, into ayihlala khona xa sele injalo nangayiphi na indlela). Kodwa, ngokunyaniseka, ngamanye amaxesha uyifunda iindaba - ndifuna ukuthi "u-uaa" kwaye ulale ngeeyure ezingamashumi amabini.
I-Crilisis 1 Yonyaka
Ndiye ndancuma ndaye ndatshaya, yena waqhubeka nesipuni kwaye waphantse wangena-kwaye wangena, bhala phantsi: ii-Hysterics kuyo yonke indawo kunye neemfuno eziphezulu zokukhupha iRosette, isikere kunye nesikali somthetho ngaphakathi kwiplanethi. Ukuba ayisebenzi nendlu yowiso-mthetho - iwele phantsi kwaye ibethe ukuze i-tragic enkulu iguqukele kwiibhokisi. Ngapha koko, okunjalo kuchazwa ngokulula: Umntu wokuqala waqonda ukuba ezona zinto zipholileyo kweli lizwe "ziphantsi" kuye, kwaye enye iyafana ngesizathu esithile "ZYA"! ..
Iziphumo. Nje ukuba abazali bafikelela kwinqanaba le-ninja, bafunda ukuphazamisa le ntombazana incinci yentombazana, eqhubeka "kunye ne" notoe ". Kodwa hayi ixesha elide, ewe.
I-Criris iminyaka emi-3
Andizukuya kwi-kindergarten! Kwi-kindergargargargargargargargargargargargargar Nantsi lo mchwephenya? Kwaye le! Hayi, owunikayo, andifuni! Incwadi yokuqhekeza! Umama Bite! Udade ogamanwabisayo! Ugogo weBolyak! NguThixo, kanye kumthengi othile, ubusi obungasondla-nika zonke iiprojekthi zakho.
Iziphumo. Umama noTata ngokuthe ngcembe bathobela ngengcinga yokuba bangazifumani ii-bups ezintle, kodwa zaza zaba yi-thug enomdla, abangayi kukhathazeka. Sele bayazi indlela yokwenza i-poker fais kwimall kwaye bandatheke kakhulu ubugcisa bobuqili "ukuvalwa" into efunwa ngumntwana. Ewe, kwaye umntwana wayebonakala ngathi afumana ingqondo ...
I-Criris 7 Iminyaka
Yintoni, phumla? Wagqiba kwelokuba ingelosi eyafunda ukubhala ileta u "YU" sele iza kuba yinkxaso? Kodwa wena ne-Indiya ye-I-IZBA ebizwa ngokuba yi "Figvam" kwaye amehlo amabini anomsindo ejonge kuwe ukusuka kwi-fikivama. Amehlo akwindawo enye, akaqhiphuli. Cela-andiva. Ukubamba-krwada. Kwaye kuya kufuneka uqhubeke neshishini lakho-inyusa amawaka emibuzo yobudenge.
Iziphumo. Emva kwexesha elithile, ihlathi liyaqonda ukuba isikolo sinobubi obungenakufikeleleka kuba phakathi kwemisebenzi enomdla, kwaye ibhola inokuqhuba ngakumbi kunokuba yinto emnandi kakhulu kunokuba igobe umama notata notata. Ukuba le yokugqibela iya kuba ilungele izangqa namacandelo, amandla e-pokemon eyingozi anokuya elukhokelo loxolo.
Ingxaki 11 (12, 13, 14, 15) Iminyaka
Xa kuyintoni i-tincger igcwele igcwele i-charms ye-actures-umzuzu ngumntu ngamnye. Kodwa inyani yokuba zonke ii-scraps zangaphambili ziya kukufuna ngeentyatyambo - ziqinisekisiwe. Kunyaka omnye akaxabisekanga kwicuba, eli xesha leminyaka emithathu akasayi kwenza ukubhoboza elulwimini kunye ne tattoo emqolo, inkathalo yokuqala ayiyi kumshiya ebusuku. Kwaye ukuba umntwana uziva elilolo, ngokuqinisekileyo akacingi ngokudubula kwi-cyano potassium. Ngokungafaniyo nomntwana okwishumi elivisayo.
Iziphumo. Okokuqala, khumbula ukuba ukusuka kwi-cyano potassium awunakudubula. Okwesibini, ukuba kwimeko nje, fihla i-potassium cyanos kude.
Ingxaki eli-17 ubudala
Ngubani? Kuda fuck? ECascadeders, ithini intliziyo? Abaguquleli, bacebisa njani abazali? EMadagascar (kodwa apho uza kuthatha ibhegi yemali?)? Blill bonke ukufumana amanqaku? Uza kuhamba phi xa lufuna ngokungxamisekileyo uthando, nangaphambi kokuhlala kwakhe, njengokuhamba ngeenyawo ukuya eMadagascar?
Iziphumo. Ukuba umntu akafumananga i-rains kunye nemizekelo ye "Lenochka, iintombi zikaMariana" kunye nopela "nje ngolu hlobo," yonke into iya kufela ngezifundo zayo, kwaye ngomsebenzi wethutyana. Kwaye ukuba ayicinywanga phantsi kwewadi kunye ne-handcups, emva koko ngenjongo yokwaphula imfezeko ifundile izitya.
Ingxaki iminyaka engama-30
Ndinemfundo, ndisebenza, usapho, isini, umntwana, okuzonwabisa, isokethi, isikere, iTajka neMadagascar. Kwaye ulonwabo alwenzi oko, nokuba. Kwaye abanye ngokuphumla kunye nentando ayayi kutya. Iphi i-sanaride yam, iphi imnandi yam?
Iziphumo. Ungayiyeka, faka abalimi kwaye bafumane uxolo. Ungaya kwi-tibet kwaye ufumane i-nirvana. Ungaqala ezintathu zeChihuahua kwaye ufumane ukungabikho kwexesha leengcinga ezizukileyo. Kwaye ukhumbula ukuba sele uyinkwenkwe enkulu (intombazana) - kwaye awukhathali ukuba ungabikho kumda othile wokufezekisa into ongayifuniyo. Kuyinyani, nanku umbuzo othi "Indlela yokuhambisa bonke obu bulumko kude kube sekupheleni, ukoyikeka kwentlekele ye-tiverie" kuhlala kuvulekile.
Ingxaki ye-40 ubudala
Jonga ngasentla, imbi kakhulu. Ukudibanisa ii-Wrinkles, iifolda, iipropu kunye nento yentliziyo. Kwaye, abantwana bayasithandwa, kwaye abazali baphendukela kubantwana abahlukumezayo. Ukudibanisa ukutsiba ngeparachute kunye nokugcina, ekugqibeleni, ihlabathi. Kwaye ungayitsalela malini, apha - ke ukunyangwa kunye nomngcwabo.
Iziphumo. Unyango lwe-manuntra "andinanto yaneentloni, ndingakwazi ukuba" ngokudibeneyo nesikhumbuzo somlingo "ukufumana intsingiselo yokuba, awunakufumana kuphela usapho kwaye uwele ukufumana inkangeleko eyongezelelweyo kunye nemithunzi. Njengakwimeko yangaphambili, ukunceda umalumekazi obambisayo okanye i-tete, sikhombe indlela elungileyo, iphantse ayinamsebenzi. Ukugcina nje umonde kwaye ulinde xa ephosa zonke ii-cones kwaye ekugqibeleni khumbula ukuba ubomi buqala nje.
I-Criris iminyaka engama-60
Ipenshoni. Yonke into ilahlekile. Kwaye yintoni engenalo xesha layo yonke imxilolo yangaphambili, nayo. Akukho mntu undifunayo. Ufuna konke ukufa kwam. Ukucaphukisa, echibini, kwisofa okuxolayo. Ndithetha nge-rati yalo, kwaye andilunganga.
Iziphumo. Kuqinisekisiwe: Umhlala-phantsi osele uza kunyamekela, kathathu umhlala-phantsi womhlala-phantsi, owalumka wonke umntu ononophela. Akafuni ukuba yengqondo. Ingcali inokufuneka ngaphandle kwezinto zokukhathalela umhlala-phantsi. Kodwa ezi ziingxaki zabo!
