Sifumene isicatshulwa (kunye nombhali) kwakudala-elungileyo LJ kwaye sagqiba- le imalunga nathi! Ubuncinci malunga nathi uninzi lwethu, ngakumbi kwinqanaba lokuqala lokuphuhliswa kwezibalo zemoto. Ke ngoko, sabelana nawe ngoko nangoko. Iimvakalelo eziqhelekileyo, ewe?
Siza kunyaniseka, andizange ndizuke ndiqhube imoto kwaye ndingacwangcisi kungekudala. Ndaya kwizifundo zokuqhuba ngokomgaqo: "Ndindedwa ngaphandle kwelungelo, kodwa ngequbuliso i-zombie Apocalypse."
Apha uyacinga, isihlwele se-ZOMBIE! Ngokungxamisekileyo kufuneka ubaleke! Ukuphaphazela! Iimvakalelo! Ndibulala umqhubi we-zombie kwimoto ethile (kuhlala kukho umqhubi we-zombie kwimoto eshiyweyo), ndinamaqhosha epokothweni yakhe kwaye ... yonke into! Aphi amaqhosha anokucofa phi ?! Pedals, dluliselwa phi? Uqala njani ?! Kwifilimu okwangoku ubonakalisa ukusikwa kwesidenge ukusuka kusasa. Ulwazi malunga nezinto ezibaluleke kakhulu zikhonzwa kakhulu kwaye jikelele.
Ngokubanzi, nezifundo kuphela. Khange ndikhonze uMhlohli ngeethagethi zakho zesibindi ngokufumana i-zombie Apocalypse. Kanye nje uhlaselo lwe-ohuman skicric, phantse lwahamba kwitram, lidlule kwimodi yesantya kunye namaxesha angama-3 (apho amaxesha asi-12 kwiindawo zokuqala) kwisifundo sokuqala, ukubetha irekhodi langaphakathi.
Ndiqonde kanye, ndingu-Pigstrian ukusukela ngokuzalwa. Ndikwinyani. Kwaye isantya esiqhelekileyo esiqhelekileyo sindibangela ukuba ndilahlekelwe yilahleko yolawulo, kwaye ndicinge ngobungqola bale nqwelo moya, kunye nemvakalelo yokungaphindiswa kwemiphumo.
Emva kweeklasi ezimbalwa, i, ngokuthile ukusinda kubo bonke abathathi-nxaxheba endleleni, beka isitayela sokuqhuba "Uxolo, ndiyavuya, ndiyaxolisa." Bendisoyika wonke umntu, ndaye ndahamba ecaleni kwendlela kwi-dick kum i-30 km / h. Kwaye bendisoyika. Kwaye rhoqo rhoqo. Umhlohli wandijonga kakuhle. Uyindoda elungileyo, izolile. Khange ndikhwaze, andizange ndikhwaze, andibambanga umpu ukusindisa ubuntu kum. I-Dzen-Buddhist ngokwendalo. Ndiyayithanda.
Ngasihlandlo sithile ndinamava ekusebenzeni ekuqhubeni umntu ongenguye umntu ongekho kwaphela, kodwa ngesizathu esithile wasihlawulela kwaye esiya kwiseshoni ye-BDSM. Iintlungu kunye neeseshoni zokuthotywa eziye zaphosa phantse kuwo wonke umvuzo. Ewe, hayi idiot, eh ?!
Kodwa kwinto ethengiweyo - kufuneka iginye. Kwaye ndifunda ngenkuthalo. Kwaye ngequbuliso, ngandlel 'ithile ndandiqhuba. Kwaye waza wayonwabela ukuqhuba! Imoto iphela ukubetha, kwaye ngokuchaseneyo kwaqala ukuthobela. Kwaye ndiphantse ndayeka wonke umntu ukuba aphathe indlela yokuhamba ngenqwelomoya. Eso sisesi "phantse", kodwa andifanelekanga ngokupheleleyo! Le yiKaifovo! Kwaye sele iphumelele ithiyori yesikolo.
Eli bali kufuneka libe ne-pincardale, kodwa andisiqondi ukuba kutheni ndifuna ulwazi malunga nokuba ngubani na omele anikezele ngendlela efanayo kwi-Zombie Apocalypse. :(
Isicatshulwa kunye nomfanekiso: Kohuku-No-Neko