Uqhawulo-mtshato yinto engathandekiyo, kunjalo, kodwa kwakamsinya nje ukuba isilumkiso sangaphambili siya kususwa emachini akho, ixesha elimnandi liza kuphinda libe yi-EGO. I-10 eyahlukileyo, kodwa abafazi bokwenene bahlulwe kuwe ngovuyo lobomi obusandul 'bokufumana ubomi obusandul' bokufunyanwa.
Ingaya ngokulula kumntu omnye kwimovie phakathi kwemini, ngaphandle kokuchaza nabani na ukuba kutheni ndisiya ndedwa kwaye kutheni ndingabizi zodwa.
Akukho sidingo sokuhamba kwi-tiptoe ngaphezulu. Ndinika umculo kwi-coil yonke kwaye ndidanise!
Ekugqibeleni, kwakukho umongikazi wasimahla kubantwana - i-ex yakho! Ngelixa esenza umsebenzi katata, ungachitha ixesha kuwe-ukuba uye kwi-cinema ubuncinci.
Ndiyakuvuyela into yokuba awudingi ukuba wabelane ngengubo. Kwaye igumbi lokulala liyinto yonke! Ndingaqengqeleka ebhedini, funda ngaphambi kokulala kwaye ungakhathazeki ukuba uza kuvusa umntu. Ndiyakwazi ukulala kwi-marine yenkanyezi. Kwaye akukho sinxibo sendlebe!
Kunjani ukuba akukho mntu ubonakalisa uluvo lwayo kuyo yonke intshukumo!
Akukho sitrato malunga neemovie. Ndiyakwazi ukuhlaziya onke amaxesha onyaka-nye kwisangqa kwaye ndingazenzi ngathi sele ivutha kukungakhathali ukubona "ukubulawa kwabantu ngokulandelayo."
Ngoku emotweni yam idlala into endifuna ukuyiva. Kanye ngohambo olude, ndaqala ndaphulaphula ngokuthetha ngomdlalo, emva koko ndaye ndaye ndakulungele ukutsiba ngqo endleleni kwaye ndigoduke ngeenyawo.
Eyona nto ilungileyo kwinkululeko kukungabikho kwemfuneko yokuhlala. Apho ndiya khona, kuba, xa ndibuya, into endiyichithe imali kwaye kutheni ibiyiyo. Xa abantwana behleli noyise, ndingahamba naphi na, kwaye ndingayidlula imini yonke ePajamas, ndityeshela intaba yezitya. Xa ndidibana nabahlobo abatshatileyo, ndaqonda kwangoko ukuba bendinethamsanqa! Ukudlala! Nangona ingeyiyo into eninzi kwaye iyadlala.
Ndingaya kubusuku bonke ndineentombi zam njengoko ndifuna, kwaye akukho namnye, ngaphandle kwekhadi lam lebhanki, alizukujonga kum ukuthantamisa.
Okokugqibela, ungatya ebhedini phantsi kwe-cinema! Kwaye xa ndisithi "ngu", andithethi ukuba hayi i-ice cream encinci. Ndithetha iplate epheleleyo yokutya okwenyani!
MAHHALA WOKUGQIBELA! Ndiyakwazi ukubambelela nge-barista entle e-Starbucks, kwaye akukho mntu uza kundixelela ukuba andikwazi.