UMaria nekrasova, efunda olunye ukhetho oluvela "kwiindlela ezihlekisayo zemiyeni", enolwazi malunga neentombi "kwaye zizinto ezifana nazo, kuphela malunga nemikhwa yethu yabasetyhini.
-Enze into enje? Iliwa kunye nomqukuhla awunamdaniso, ususa kwaye unxibe ibhulukhwe, andidlali umtshayelo. Kwaye ngokubanzi uhlobo oluthile lweHuror ... -Ubonisa iesile! "Ngaphandle kokucinga, uphendule iqabane." Ewe, xa ufuna ukuhlangana phakathi kwam kunye no-telly, awukwazi ukuyiqonda intloko kwiTV, kulungile . Khange uqaphele. Ngoku ndiya koyika ukubandakanya telly ngendwendwe. Ngequbuliso, ndicinga ukuba iya kudlula. - Ucinga ukuba awukuphela kwexesha? - Indoda imqabile, kwaye ingcinga ivumba.
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Intombazana yentombazana ithetha nokutya kwinkqubo yokupheka. Ngoku ndiyakumkela ngeoli abilayo, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha He! " Wabona indlela eyahlula ngayo inyama. Ukusukela ngoko, musa ukuxabana.
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Xa intombi yaqala nje ukungcangcazela, yayifuna ukutshaya. Ngamaxesha onke! Esi sitrato sasikhutshiwe ukuba akakhululwa ukuba akhulule i-asphalt, akunakwenzeka ukuba ayithwale kwi-stroller. Ndiphazamise iithoyi, ifowuni yahlwayelwa, iingoma ziyavuma ...
Ekuphela kwento enokuthi icoceke yile, le yingoma yenqwelwana: "Iya kuphela i-moscow uninzi." Ndamlahla kwipaki yonke de intombi yam yalala. Akukho nto, akukho mntu shagy.
Iminyaka emine idlulile ukusukela ngoko, intombi ikhulile, kodwa ngalo lonke ixesha i-stroller ingena ezandleni zakhe, rhoqo-i-Auchachan Trolley, ndicula "ingoma yemoto". I-melodic, kwaye kwivenkile ishukuma ngokukhawuleza phantsi kwayo.
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Abantwana neengoma, ngokoluvo lwam, isihloko esahlukileyo. Xa ndandizishiya, ngako konke ukubhomboloza kwakhe, ukuze alele, angcungcungcuthekise. Ndiyayimela le nto, ndiyakuthi: "Hay, en-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in.
Izabeki, mhlawumbi idratshi, kodwa ngononophelo, kuba umntu uyahlutha, ngenxa yoko, ndalala kwaye ndilungele imfuyo.
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Kwaye ndihoya iisokisi.
Xa unyana esenza ubungakanani bonyawo, wakhupha iisokisi zam. Nam ndiyamthanda, ngwevu, ke ngoko kwakungekho ngxaki umahluko weesokisi. Ukudideka kwayo kuyo yonke indlu- nakwinkampani ye-Mimimi yeNtsha. Kwaye indlela ekutyhala ngayo - ayizukubakho kwi-uphosi emdaka, igobe kwaye ayibuyise. Chwetheza, andizange ndithathe. Ixesha lokuqala laqapheka - lalikhona isikrelemnqa. Ixesha lesibini laphawula - isikali esipinki. Kodwa mnyama khange ahambe ndawo! Ngokubanzi, ngoko ke ndaqala umkhwa ohlekisayo, ivumba iphunga ngaphambi kokufaka. Nangona unyana weekawusi zam kudala incinci, ke ngoku ingaba umyeni wam utshaye.
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I-Ruschka yethu yayinengxaki ngeenwele zakhe, kwaye wayenxibe i-wig liine njengeKobson. Kwi-windows kwi-Will kwi-ofisi yakhe kwakukho uhlobo lwentyatyambo engacacanga, uninzi lwazo zonke njengenqwaba yenqindi,. okanye ulahle i-hump yeenwele. URuschka wayenguntangikazi onwabile, kwaye utholuphelo nanini nalisondela kwintyatyambo, isandla sakhe simahla wabetha iwig.
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Umongikazi emsebenzini yayingelilo ibele elinye. Ngeentsuku, xa ithuba laliwile, wasidubula i-bra (ukuhlala eBhatsheli), exhonywa esitulweni. Kwaye ukuphakama kwe-bra, ukuze kungalahleki, faka iWindows. I-PAD ayizange iwele ibhetri, emva koko udade wegama lakwaSANAR, owayenomtya wokubhala onuka evala impahla. Ewe, ngokufanayo kuyo yonke i-corridor: "Mikhalych, fumana i-boob yam!"
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Xa ndibona isipili, ndizama ukuqhawula iinwele zakho kwimpumlo yakho njengecala le-freken. Andizange kwenzeke. I-scrulp.
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Xa ndandihleli ekutyeni, ndihlala ndivavanya "indawo yengxaki" phambi kwesipili. Ndisondela kwisipili esikhulu egumbini, ndiza kufumana ibhulukhwe yam, ndizakuzama, ndiyekile, ndangcangcazela emva koko ndihambe.
Ngenye imini walibaziseka esitratweni esipilini ibonisa ... Ndisigcinile kuphela kweyona nto bendiyi-jean, hayi kuqeqesho. Ngokoqobo sabamba isandla sakhe sokutsala ibhanti.
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Ndicula ngokuvakalayo phantsi kwengxolo yomcoci we-vacuum. Kwaye ithile imbi, emoyeni 'yamantombazana kwiLake ihlambuluka. Kwaye yintoni: amagama awakhathali!
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Umakhulu uphosa inkunkuma ngenkunkuma ngekhitshi liphela kwinkunkuma. Andikhumbuli ngubani - abazukulwana bamfundisa esithi: "Ngalowo thile!", Kodwa umakhulu wenze oko. Iminyaka engamashumi amabini ihambile.
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Umama uhamba ngomsi kwindlu yangasese. Indlu yangasese encinci, emagxeni onqabileyo, akukho ndawo yokuya ngaphandle, ngaphandle kokuba uhlala kwindlu yangasese. Ihlala kwi-push, itshaya ngomnyango ovulekileyo. Ndidla ngokuma kwipaseji ngokuchasene noko, kwaye ndincokola.