Ususe igumbi kwindawo entsha kwaye ngokoqobo kwimpelaveki yokuqala ufumanise ukuba i-Woodpecker yakho ihamba kunye nawe kwaye, kunjalo, ayilibali i-pucher yakhe ayithandayo. Kodwa ayisiyiyo le nto kuphela! Kubonakala ukuba bonke abantu abangathandekiyo abamelwane bakhukulisa lonke unyango lonke!
Ipesenti ye-stampja
Usana kunye nogogo owenzakalisayo owenzakalisayo ohlala phantsi kwakho. Akakukhumbula kuphela i-stalin kuphela neKghrushchev, kodwa abanjiweyo, kubonakala ngathi, iminyaka yabantwana kaJohn Grozny. Ngokuphathelele ngokwakhe ivakalisa i-pingthmic yokutsala ephahleni, iwotshi ngobusuku (iya kwaphula nini into esele isebenza ivolumu epheleleyo ngumakhulu, kunjalo, ongevayo. Ibonwa rhoqo ngeveki - malunga nesixhenxe.
Isizathu silula- uhamba kakhulu, uqhuba kwaye uhlala ngokubanzi. Mhlawumbi unayo i-cunk ye-mgrasnts ?? Kwaye, ngendlela, kutheni uhlala usenzeka robs ?? Ke ngoko, ihlale zikhalaza ngawe ngenkalo yesithili kwaye ibangela amapolisa. Abalindi bomyalelo malunga neempawu zobudlelwane bakho nommelwane bayazi. Nokuba uyavela kwaye ngamanye amaxesha uze nekhekhe kwiti. Iti, hayi abantu ongabaziyo.
Heck hefner.
Uhlala nawe kwiqonga elinye. Ayizukuhlala ngakumbi, ubulisa, uncumo, inkunkuma phantsi komnyango ayifanelanga. Ukuphela kwento esebenzayo kukuziphatha okuhle. Okokuqala, abafazi bahlala kuye. Kwaye intle. Ngapha koko, ngokwahlukileyo. Ungazi ukuba anazi ukuba uthe cwaka, nokuba uthe cwaka, nokuba ungumona, nokuba ugxeke kakhulu, wankqonkqoza iNkosi eludongeni.
Ewe, kwaye okwesibini, uziva mdala kwaye uyadinisa, kwaye ukuboleka kunye nokukhwaza rhoqo ukusuka emva kodonga, bathi ummelwane wakho ungowokuhamba ngesondo, imeko ilunge ngakumbi kunakho. Kwaye yena, inja, iminyaka eli-10 ubudala! Ngaba lihlazo, ewe?
Umphathi weNdlu
Uhlala nawe kwisitepsi esifanayo. Wenza umgangatho wokuhlamba iigrafu, imiqondiso izalelwe amagumbi anombhalo "emsebenzini" kwaye ngokubanzi uzibandakanya kumyalelo we-prouirsel. Kwangelo xesha, umgangatho akayeki ngokomgaqo, oshukumisela ukuba wayekuphela komnini walapha, kodwa uyakuhlamba. Ufikile ukufunga xa uqhwale, ngokombono, uqhwaba iingcango. Kwaye, ewe, iingxowa ngenkunkuma, ezivele zivela phantsi kweengcango zakho, ziyibeka. Ukusuka ekonakaleni.
Inja
Kwisitrato senkanyamba, isilumkiso seqhwithi kunye netsunami, kwaye lo mmelwane uhamba nenja. Njengesiqhelo ngaphandle kwe-leash kwaye ngaphandle kwe-muzzle. Ewe, uyazi ukuba akaluluma. Ewe, oko kukuthi, uthetha ngalo lonke ixesha. Kodwa ngokoqobo izolo, le monsster yeza notshaba utshatile. Kwaye le yokugqibela yayinethamsanqa kugqirha wezilwanyana. Ngaba unamandla akhe okucinga? Inja ihlala ikhonkotha, unjani enyangeni kwaye ngokubanzi ikhokelela kwindlela yokuphila ye-anacial. Kodwa uyadlula, ungoyiki! Akaluma.
Samphelkin
Wenze kakuhle! Yonke into iyenza ngokwakho. Nokulungiswa, ifenitshala, kwaye ngokubanzi kwizandla zonke zezandla. Inye "kodwa": Ukulungiswa kwayo sele iminyaka eli-15 ubudala. Isandi se-bilforator yakhe siyithiya yonke into. Kodwa akukho zibhuli zikuyo. Akenzi nto imbi. I-hammer nje. Kunye ne-SAWA. Kunye nokunkqonkqoza. Isebe lezona ziqine libonwa! Kwaye yonke le nto yimpelaveki yonke, ixesha elide ... bendikhe ndinomdla wokufunda, ngokunyaniseka. Ukuba ucinga, mhlawumbi umntu usakhulisa i-birforator kule ndawo?
Iqabane
Ngalo lonke ixesha kunye nalo mntu libali elinye. Yena, ngendlela, ephila kuwe. Ukuba uthe walungisa kwaye ubeke amalisenzile, wasindisa kwaye akazange abeke isakhelo esifanelekileyo. Ke ngoko, uyiva yonke into - indlela oluwela ngayo phantsi, njengoko wayenikela ngayo iti kunye nendlela ahlaba ngayo ifowuni yakhe, awayibeka phantsi. Iindwendwe ziza rhoqo. Kwaye nawe uyava. Kwaye basakuthanda ukucula kunye. Hayi ngale ndlela.
Bayakuthanda ukukhwaza ngokuvakalayo ngezaphulelo ezinqabileyo kwaye zibeka kwi-gitar (ocinga ukuba sele ingumtya, inye kuphela). Ewe, bonke bazigqala ngokunyaniseka ngalo kwaye bamangaliswa kakhulu xa qho emva kweminyaka engama-23 uyabiza ucango kwaye ucele ukonwaba. Ke ngoku ntoni? Ukuba iindwendwe azifikeleli, ummelwane uvula umculo ophakamayo kwaye ucula enye. Kwiminxeba yakho emnyango ngalo lonke ixesha emangalisiwe kwaye ubuza: "Kwaye i-chotakov?"
Madman
Ihlala injalo ngenxa yokungena. Wonke umntu uyazi ngokucacileyo xa ewaphule kwaye ethula uphilile. Ewe, nanku umntu. Kwaye unokulala ebusuku, atsibela ecaleni kwendlela kwaye asongele ukungavumiseka. Kodwa kufuneka ukubandezeleka, uyakuphendula kwinyanga epheleleyo. Kwaye ngokubanzi kufuneka iqondwe. Umntu unesiphelo esinzima, ewe. Notywala apha azikho kwaphela, azidingi mdaka!
I-botanist
Uhlala embulisa kwaye uthi, Umfana oselula uyaya phambili kwaye, ukungena kwinyusi, ebuza ukuba angawuphi umgangatho. Awuyithandi. Ukukrokrela kuluhlobo nje. Uyibulisa ntoni? Kwaye ngokubanzi emanzini ...
Ihenyukazi
Ewe, kulungile, yonke into icacile. Guys, yena, nangona kunjalo, akakhokeleli. Kodwa umphathi wakuxelela ukuba inja ithe yabona inja kwaye yaxelela i-tieigor, njengoko enjalo ebusuku kwiteksi wafika yonke iteksi nekwaKarorain. Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo ezi! Kwaye iingxowa zihlala zizisa ezinye. Kwaye i-manicure kunye ne-hairstyle, kwaye inxibe ifashoni ngandlela thile ... yintoni? Imisebenzi yePP? Le yindlela ekubizwa ngayo ngoku!
Irekhodi
Ubomi kumgangatho wesibini (kunqabile ngaphezulu) kwaye bahlala bebangela inyusi. Kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha ukucaphukisa ukulinda, kwaye uyahamba ngeenyawo. Kwaye i-wevator ayazi ngayo. Kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha ubonakalisa izolo zakhe. Kunye nani. Kuba ngokwemvelo ngaphakathi. Kuba ngalo lonke ixesha uphakame ixesha, ummelwane wakho ubangela inyusi. Yazi ke.
Usapho nabantwana
Uncume kakuhle omnye komnye xa udibana kwi-ifreed, kodwa ukuba bafikile ngentsasa yangoMgqibelo, xa ufunda ngetawuli entlokweni yam (kwaye ndizame ukufumana impendulo, kutheni izolo emva kwe-port yakho I-clank champagne), ngekhe ube nobubele kakhulu. Kungenxa yokuba ngeli xesha umntwana uqala ukusika amazinyo, ngelixa umutyuli wepiyano uza kumdala, kwaye umndilili liqela elipheleleyo le-kindergarten ukuya kutyelelo. Kwaye yonke le nto ikhwaza kakhulu !!!
