Ngapha koko, "isiqingatha esiqingqiweyo" soluntu lingakumbi ngakumbi, likhethe kwaye elingaphezulu kwesiqingatha sobuthathaka. Nangona kunjalo bacinga ngenye indlela. Kodwa siyayazi inyani nawe. Kwaye siyayazi ukuba kulula ukubulala iindinyana kunokuba unike umntu amthandayo. Imijikelezo yesihogo, ilinde iDonele elungileyo, iqhelene ne-US.
Yenza isangqa 1 - "celaza"
Ngubani okhalaza malunga nokokuba aba bafazi akunakwenzeka ukuba baqonde? Ngubani ovakalisa ukuba umntu omnandi akasayi kukhankanya, kodwa ayenzeki kwiingcebiso ezingacacanga? Hahaha - kathathu. Indoda ephakathi yesiqingatha esihle sikaDisemba ithe cwaka njengeinxalenye zawo. Uhamba ixesha elide ngezangqa, emva koko ubuze kanye ebunzini: "Kwaye ufuna ntoni unyaka omtsha, ulonwabo lwam", kwaye ulonwabo lwam luthule. Yenza umntu okhethekileyo njengakwimihlanjiweyo ye-ntabaziweyo, kwaye ithe cwaka. Kwaye uyazi kakuhle ukuba kuthetha ukuthi cwaka. Ngaba oko kuthetha ukuba "ngenene awunakuqiqa"? Andikwazi, ukonwaba kwam. Kuba andikho, hayi i-kashpirovsky. Kwaye hayi i-octopus Paul, ixolile.
Yenza isangqa 2 - "Andifuni nto"
Apha iyakhumbula imnandi (ngequbuliso !!!) ukuba ungumntu, kwaye utsho ngokuthi: "Andifuni nto, ndinayo yonke into"! Kathathu amaxesha eHahaha. Kulungile ngolu hlobo: Hahaha, Hahaha, "Akafuni nto," Hahaha. Zama ukumnika "Akukho nto ifunekayo," kwaye ufumana umphefumlo kunye namehlo, njengosana, ongazange alunike inja. Ukuhlwaya, uya kuba yiyo yonke iholide yoNyaka oMtsha kwaye ukusuka kwiinyanga ezintandathu emva kwabo, ukuze ekugqibeleni uzifumanise amanqwanqwa bokuwa kwakho, i-villain stingy villay. Ke ngoko, kwangoko emva kokuba "andifuni nto," uyancwina kancinci, thabatha iinyawo zakho ezandleni zakho kwaye uqalise ukufuna okuthandayo "ufumane into, andazi ukuba yintoni."
Yenza isangqa 3 - "i-razor, i-bartie okanye tie"
Impahla yezizathu iqhekeze umakazi, kwaye kwi-UNIKIUPK ifumene ifunyenwe ngobulumko. Iseti esekwe "yindoda" yezipho zilusizi, njengesaladi ye-mimosa efakwe nge-mimosad nge-1 kaJanuwari. I-razor, eCologne, iTie, i-Cufflinks ... (uza kuthoba phi, uya kuba ulihlwempu?). Kwaye ukukhohlela. I-koushne, isihogo se-da ... ukupheka unento entle kakhulu loo nto, ukuba ifunwa, inokusonga i-tutankan ukhangelwe kube kanye. Kwaye ngokubanzi, ngaba ukho umntu owuqhuba ngokukhohlela le khohlela, ngaphandle kwe-daykov emhlophe ukusuka kwisikhululo sefoto? Ngokubanzi, ukuya esihogweni kunye notyelelo lwesikhumba! Sikhangela into ethile, elungileyo kwaye ibalulekile kuye.
Isangqa 4. - "Isixhobo"
Yintoni enokuba sesona sipho silungileyo kuneso sixhobo esihle sokusebenza? I-Barguzonky Sable, ukuba inyaniseke, kodwa, ye-A, awukhethi, mntwana. Ke ngoko, utsale e-Obi, kwisebe "lokulungisa". Kwenye indawo apho, kwindawo yamahlathi, uyaqonda ukuba inzonzobila emnyama iguqukile phambi kwakho. Ewe, iliso elivela kuloo nto inxibileyo, libeke, lahlule. Kodwa ungayikhetha njani phakathi kweMakita noBosha, njani, njani ukufumana ukuba loluphi uhlobo lwamandla olufunekayo, kwaye amangaphi ajikayo ukuba le nto i-hrenovina inzima? Kwaye ngokubanzi, yintoni le hrenovina - yeyiphi ukuba ihle? Ah, lo ngulowo ungangxamileyo ... yile ... iyimfuneko, kodwa ijongeka njani le nto! Apha ujonge ngethemba lokunceda abathengisi, kwaye imvakalelo yeapocalypse ikugubungela ngokupheleleyo. Lixesha lokuba wenze i-firical digs kunye nemona yabantu. Apha ngethemba le ndoda kwisebe langaphantsi eliphantsi, apho inyula ipire yentanda yakhe. Iqulunqwe icekeceke, i-friebleees ukubaves ngoncumo oluthambileyo. Baye bathunyelwa, bonisa iimodeli ezahlukeneyo (ngamanye amaxesha kubo), ukuthandana. Guria-Guria ococekileyo. I-ALIS, izixhobo zikaGuri azizange zihlangulwe. Iishelufu kunye ne-screwdrivers-indawo yokuhlala yezidalwa ezinokutsha kwi-verests kunye neziBonelelo, ukujonga ukuba i-shit kuyo yonke into engeyiyo i-screwddriver. Nxibelelana nabafana kwi-verestments kuhlala kuphelisa okufanayo. Ukusuka emphefumlweni kwava "i-eee" yabo kunye "ne-Daaa", wena kwinqanaba lesibini lenza isigqibo sokuthatha iorenji! Nantoni na, kodwa orenji. I-orenji enjalo ngombala oqeqeshiweyo. Ngeorenji, ubaleka kwi-cashier, emva koko wakhawuleza, emva koko upakisha "chainsaw" (okanye yintoni?) Kwi-crainey yentanda yakho. Kwaye, ewe, endaweni yokuba nombulelo, ufumana okanye "usana olucaphukileyo" okanye uhenyuzo ", yintoni enokucinga ngantoni na lo mfazi?
Yenza isangqa kwi-5 - "ufuna i-gadget"
Ukuba ufuna ithebhulethi okanye i-smartphone, isahamba. Nangona, qiniseka ukuba i-smartphone ayifunayo - hayi eyeyona ibonakala ngathi intle kwaye iphezulu. Eyona nto inokwenzeka, kumaphupha akhe kukho inkunkuma ye-Android kwityala eline-boring, kunye nesigidi semithombo yobudenge. Kunye ne-rabget entle ye-rabget kwimhlophe, oyithandayo (umzuzu) uchithe i-crap, iya kuba "yi-babkaya yenkunkuma". Yonke into. Uyagula. Ingaba udakumbile. Imali ichithwe. Iholide yaya esothusayo!
Yenza isangqa kwi-6 - "into ekhethekileyo"
Yonke into imbi kakhulu ukuba iyona kwaye wonke lo nyaka ndiphuphe nge-Idishtere 6790-khbkbbbbbbbbr89988 into. Shicilela into oyiyo, njengomfazi onothando onothando, uxokise abanye rumbyush, apho ikratshi, khona ikratshi, i-brazi, kwaye kukho into efana kakhulu nebhokhwe yakho efana nawe. Emva kweeyure ezintathu zokuthuthunjiswa, ekugqibeleni ufumane ibhokisi evaliweyo, inamathele kwiingcingo kwaye, ukuyicinezela i-gores, ibuyela ekhaya, ngethemba lendlela engakhange akhale kwenye indawo. Upakisha kwi-foil, linda umKarast. Watshintsha ebusweni bakhe, wathi: "Kulungile, bendifuna i-6790 - khbku, kwaye le yi-6790-khbkya. Ungawubona njani umahluko? " Kwaye uyaqonda: Yiyo le, Damn, Fiasco! Igcwele, umama wakhe, ukungaphumeleli. Ayisiyekisi kuphela, ngoku usaziqinisekile ukuba usisimvu esipheleleyo, esingakwaziyo ukwahlula ibhokisi enye engwevu komnye. I-Rrrrrrrrrrr.
Isangqa 7 - "Impahla"
Ngapha koko, amakhwenkwe ayathanda ukugrumba. I-racker yophawu oluthandekayo. Benza ngathi ngaphezulu kweyona nto ingentla kwaye bathande iibhutsi kunye ne-tumpeper, kodwa ijacper ethandekayo, iitakethi ezintle zeklabhu okanye iziqwenga ze-Italian ezisemgangathweni zinokuhambisa kakuhle indoda. Kwakhona-imali iya kuchithwa kunye nenzuzo. Ke ucinga, kwaye umthenge owona tyibiliza ye-cashiore ye-cashiore ye-farion yeyona fashoni kwi-seasion ye-mints. Ngokubanzi, usengengawo sele ilungiselele ukubonakaliswa kobuso "kwaye siphi isipho sam sokwenyani" ?, nakwinyani yokuba le sweatshi iya kukufudumeza elizweni. Kwaye konke kuba "uhlobo oluthile lombala obhinqileyo luyifestile," uyakothusa "kwaye" ndiyakuthanda tulup ".
Isangqa 8 - "hobby"
Ukonwaba, ulonwabo, ulonwabo! Lowo sithandwa unento othandekayo, kwaye kuthetha ukuba kufuneka usebenze kwiLebby ekhethekileyo, ukuthenga into ekhethekileyo apho- into ayinayo, kwaye iyenza kakuhle ubomi bakhe bonke. Le yeyona nto imbi kakhulu! Kuba zonke ezi ntsika ze-Hutsul, i-Shaman Bubnes, i-Super-Black, Iklabhu yeGeper kunye namaphiko aseBeetane, okokuqala ethengisa kwiindawo ezinobuqili, kunye nekhulu leepesenti. Kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, kuya kuphoxeka kungenamda. Ngenxa yokuba uqhume kwiNgcwele yabaNgcwele, apho uNatopetal, uNamosil, owonakalisiweyo waza wajonga ngokupheleleyo, etyhafile, engenamntu ohlonitshwayo ezandleni zakhe. Ngokubanzi, uya kuba nethamsanqa ukuba akuqhelekanga kwaye akuyi kuvula imithambo ye-ceary spissors.
Yenza isangqa kwi-9 - "Utywala"
Kungekudala, uya kuza kwiSebe le-Elitel. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ibhotile yeScotch elungileyo okanye i-Armagnaca ayinakukwazi kodwa iyonwabisa indoda yokwenene, onayo oyithandayo ngokuqinisekileyo. Nazi ukukhetha ezimbini. Nokuba uyabuqonda utywala, okuthetha ukuba yonke into oyikhethayo, ayiyi kuba "hayi ilungile." Nokuba akaqondi ngotywala, kwaye i-Armagna yakho iya kuphosa i-cola okanye imvakalelo kubo 'kwi-Pictish kubo' kwi-Dering phantsi kwengubo yoboya ". Ewe, kwaye emva koko uya kukujonga ngenkalo yokufa kwaye ubuze "yintoni yonke? Siphi isipho sam? "
Uhlangulo
Ndidiniwe, uqhume, ndiwuthiyile unyaka omtsha kunye namadoda, ekugqibeleni, thenga ihelikopta yaseTshayina. Kuba isityholo sakho lusindiso lwakho. Kwaye akukho nto uyinike ubuncinci kathathu. Ubuhle behefules kukuba baphule iiyure ezintlanu emva komthetho wokuNceda. Kodwa zininzi iiyure ezintlanu, ziya konwaba. Ewe. Uyabathiya ihelikopta kunye nomphefumlo wonke, kuba oku okungenani imithendeleko eyaphukileyo, ihlaselwe igumbi "le-mimosa" kunye nokuzithemba okuphelileyo ukuba i-idiot i-ofisi engamashumi amathathu, kwaye isaziphethe njenge-spasiel puppy. Kodwa kwelinye icala, siyabathanda ngayo.
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