Kukho iintlobo, zokuba sonke sinxibe ntoni, nangona kunjalo, mantombazana? Yeyiphi inyani. Ngaba uyazi ukuba mangaphi amantombazana anifumene kuwe kwiimpuku ezifanayo? Lemion! Oku kuyabonakala ngakumbi xa kuziwa kwiindidi zesizwe.
Ewe, thina, siyazi ukuba anikho, kwaye awujongi ubuzwe bakhe kuqala, kodwa ukuba ayililixa elibi. Yep. Kholwa njani. Njengakwi-Julayi ikhephu. Usahlasela okungenani kanye ngohlobo olunye. Kwaye khumbula i-pics elungileyo yemifanekiso, oyilumkisile.
UmYuda onobulumko
Ulumkile kakhulu. Bubulumko nokuba. Kwaye unomdla kakhulu. Amehlo amakhulu, azaliswe yindlu exhelwayo, umlomo onobude, iminwe emide kunye neprofayili ebalaseleyo, ngokungathi hin. Khm, uxolo, uxolo, uxolo, uxolo, sitshutshisiwe. Ke ukongeza kwezi zinto ziluncedo, umYuda unikwe umlinganiswa othambileyo, umsindo onoxolo, kwaye - yindoda elungileyo kunye notata omangalisayo. Ukubamba, mfutshane, ndide ndikhule.
Yintoni ukubamba: Unomama. I-MOM bonke banomntu wonke, kodwa ungumama. Ke ngoko, ulibele igama elithi "isibini". Umanyano lwenu nguYe, Unina kunye nani. Ukwindawo yokugqibela. Umama uya kumxelela malunga nokuba lumbono wakhe kwisifundo sakho.
I-tuerk ye-tuerk
Okanye i-turk. Okanye umYiputa. Mpuma, mfutshane. Ugqibele nini ukuva njengenkosazana - ebuntwaneni, xa iHula-Hupe ibotshelelwe esinqeni saza samkhwelisa iphepha? I-Bingo-ubuyela kwakhona i-aurora. Okanye iJasmine. Ngayiphi na imeko, unqula. Kwaye unxibile ezandleni zakho kwaye uthembisa ukuba inkanyezi evela ezulwini. Uyaqonda, awukholwa. Kwaye ke uyaxelelwa-sithandwa, phuma kum! Nali ikhaya lam elunxwemeni lolwandle oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, nantsi i-wallet yam, igcwele idayari, nanku umama, ukudibana, ngendlela. Siza kuphila ngendlela ofuna ngayo, kuba ndiyakuthanda. Ngaba uyatshaya kwaye usele ibhiya? Mkhulu, uyithandayo! Ndikufuna njani abantwana! Kwaye, ngendlela, naye wonwabe kakhulu. Yindoda enomthendeleko. I-WII!
Yintoni ukubamba: impempe, njengokuphefumla. Indlu ayisiye, kodwa umalume, i-wallet yalityelwa emotweni yakhe, xa igqitywe, kwaye ayiyi kuyifumana inkanyezi, ukuba iphezu kwamagxa! Nangona kunjalo, ukuba uyi-connoisseur yempempe ye-arches ye-arches- ungazama. Uya kudale iholide ebomini bakho, kwaye unjalo ezinye zenye. Kubandakanya imigodi ye-mammoth.
I-Burger elungileyo
Funa indoda eya kukujonga ngamehlo awonwatyiweyo yinja ethembekileyo - abantu baseYurophu. IsiJamani, ngokukhethekileyo. Bona, izinto ezihlwempuzekileyo, zivaliwe ngamanenekazi abhinqileyo ukuba iintombi zaseRussia zibonakala ziphantse zibe phantse. Owu, Thixo, uyayazi indlela yokufumana i-borzshzh! Ukongeza, abantu baseYurophu baxakekile ngenkangeleko yabo. Ewe, kwaye phakathi kwabo kukho amalaphu adidekileyo, kodwa oku kunjalo, yithi, jikelele. Abantu baseYurophu balandela ngenzondelelo inani, amazinyo kunye newadi. Ngaba indoda injenge-melodrama entle? Bakhetha ukuba kukho ubumdaka.
Yintoni ukubamba: Uya kuba nesini esimangalisayo. Ibizwa ngokuba "ngumfuno kulula ukunikezela kunokuba uchaze ukuba kutheni kungenjalo." Ngokubanzi, yonke loo nto iya kwakhiwa ngalo mgaqo. Sithandwa, awufuni ukubeka i-toothpaste kwishelufu ekhethekileyo? Oku akungqinelani! Sithe cwaka ngenkcitho yenkcitho-ye-Ah, zeziphi izihlangu, ongenakuqhubeka nokuphila ngaphandle kwesinye isibini esiphuzi kwi-Green Peas. Kodwa fitsu. Kufuneke u.
I-Anian engaqondakaliyo
Nokuba yi-sysadmin, ijongeka ngathi yi-Samurai. Kwaye ukuba akuthathi i-samurai, njenge-ninja. Dhina kuye uyayazi indlela - loo nto ibonakala ngathi inengqondo entle ukuba ayisiyo indibano yenkunkuma, kodwa hayi. Ihamba njengegorha. Okanye njengomdanisi. Yintoni i-tit-njengenyoka. Inomdla. Akubonakala ngathi ayisiyo yonke into entle - iAsia ikwayamkeleka. Uya kwenza ingqiqo ngokwakhe ngokwemisebenzi emihlanu, ukuba kuphela usapho lwayo aluzange alufumane nto. Kwaye usapho lwakhe luqala kuko konke ukuba ngabantwana, kwaye kuphela ke zonke iintlobo zezihlobo apho. Igqibelele, akunjalo?
Yintoni ukubamba: Awunakho ukusebenza. Ngubani okukhathaleleyo into oyifunayo? Awunakho ukusebenza - kwaye uhlale ekhaya. Mlungiseleleni izitya ezisibhozo, izidlo-ngaphandle kweshumi elinesihlanu kwaye ungalibali ukufumana amanqaku ashushu kwimazi yakhe. Kwaye kwakhona-ilizwi alinyukanga. Uncumo, isaphetha kwaye ungakhethi ukuba iNkosi ayiyi kuba semotweni. Nabantwana bakuwe. Uyasebenza! Ngokubanzi, ufuna ukwazi ukuba yintoni ubudlelwane bobuqili ngenene - ngenkalipho uphume amaJapan. Okanye isiKorea. Ihashe elinye (elincinci).
Umntu wethu
I-Vanya elula yaseRussia. Okanye iKoyan. Inkathazo ekhululekileyo, ihempe-yesoka, umphefumlo weNkampani, elula kwaye iyaqondakala, njengeKopecks ezintathu. Kwaye usenazo ezinye zephoso, okanye into. Angahlanjwanga kancinci, ngesisu sokucwangciswa, kwiimbadada ze-mushroom - Olu luhlobo oluthile lwayo yonke indawo yomthonyama, emnandi .. kwaye kubaluleke kakhulu - unomphefumlo, ukhona. Enkulu kwaye icocekile. Isasaza ngokutsha i-aquatic. Yintoni, nangona kunjalo, ayisosicenga-ukuya kwinqanaba elithile. Kwaye sonwabile. Kwaye akufuneki achaze. Uyayazi indlela exabiseke ngayo - xa kungekho nto ifunekayo?
Yintoni ukubamba: Akanyanisekanga, iyinyani. Yabo bonke. Ngubani ekubiza ngentsimbi yesithathu ekuseni? Kwaye lo ngumalume Grisha, ummelwane katata kwigaraji. Amakhandlela akhe anelisekile kwaye imibhobho ivutha. Kuyimfuneko ukuvuthuza, kwaye .. Phawula. Ke wena, sithandwa, ngandlela thile apha i-Hut kude kube ngoku, kulungile? Kunye nehashe lamahashe. Kwaye i-oveni ayilibali ukusula. Iqhawe lakho liya kubuya lize liwele kwiDuma Duma Duma. I-HoD intle yabane. Kwaye emva koko uya kuthatha isigqibo sokuba awumqondi- namagqabi. Akuyi kubakho i-alimony yokuhlawula, musa ukubala.
