Njengoko sonke sazi (kwaye uyazi!), Amava - unyana weempazamo kunzima. Kwaye amava oqoqosho ngumama wokwenene! Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, bambalwa kuthi bengazange bafike ubisi olutshintshileyo, amaqanda aphukileyo ngengozi okanye olibalelweyo kwaye engachazwanga kwi-crane epheleleyo.
Kodwa yinto yonke, uya kuthi, ezinye iimpazamo eziqondakalayo, inkobe enkulu kunye neyakho. Kwaye uya kuba ulungile. Ke ngoko, namhlanje sikunika isisa esiphelweni senene kubantu abaphilayo sele bekhulile, kodwa bayaqhubeka besela. Kwaye ezinye-ezanele ebuntwaneni, ke zikhumbula kuphela: o)Imimangaliso ye-smekalky
Ngandlel 'ithile, kwasebuncinaneni bakhe, sagqiba kwelokuba siyifumane ingubo emnyama nentombi yam. Khange sibe nelaphu emnyama, bekukho amaphepha endala. Mhlophe. Ipeyinti yelaphu yayingeyo (bekukho ii-nineties).
Sagweba ukuba ilaphu liintsika. Neenwele kukwayintsinga. Ke ipeyinti yeenwele iyaqengqeleka. Kwaye uthenge. Basma. Ipeyintiwe ebhafini.
Igumbi lokuhlambela kwakufuneka - umbala o-brown-aluhlaza akafuni ukuya naye. Amaphepha awatshintshiwe.
Oh
Xa ndinomyezo wam, umama wandinika imbewu yokutyala ndayithetha yayiyiparsley. Ndambona, wakhwela, kodwa kancinci wayengafani namagqabi kwi-parsley.Ndacinga ukuba yayiluhlobo oluthile lwenkalo ekhethekileyo. Iphunga lalingekho, i-parsley engakumbi. Kodwa ayindinqanda. Ndisebenzise le parsley ihlobo lonke ngokusongeza isuphu, i-borscht, njl. Batya ngokugqibeleleyo!
Kwaye ekwindla, i-parsley yam ifumene iingcambu zeorenji kwaye iguqukele ukuba ibe ziikherothi.
Pilaf
Kwakukho umfazi okhulelweyo, wagqiba kwelokuba alungiselele "ilungelo" le-pilaf kwi-bilaf yaseBlomorous yeBermof. Iqalile malunga "ioyile eqengqelekayo" kunye ne-ida.
Ioyile ibambe umlilo kwaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiyitshitshise ... ngamanzi! Intsika yomlilo itshise iimpahla ezikufuphi kwaye ishiye ibala elimnyama eluphahleni. Igumbi lonke lalisemsini.
Ndikhuphe umntwana oneminyaka omnye kwigumbi elide kwaye ndaqala ukubiza umyeni wam. Kwaye le bastard, ndimamele i-monologue yam, ebuza: "Ke andiqondi- iPilaf ingento okanye akunjalo?".
Suvi
Xa ndibuya kuhambo lwam lokuqala kunye neTurkger, ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiqhayise ngosapho kunye nesakhono esandul 'ukufunyanwa ukuze silungiselele. Yomboniso wakhetha isuphu. Kodwa kakhulu i-pea igalelwe kwi-pan eqhelekileyo njengoko sizifihla kwibhakethi yabantu abangama-30.I-Pea enesiphumo sigxila siyike isakramente, iqabaka, kwaye yanele ixesha elide.
Emva kokupeyinta
Ikati iphawula i-pad oyithandayo. Ndamkhwela ukuba ahlambe kumatshini. Wayekhutshiwe kule nkqubo, egcwalisa le yokugqibela ihlanjwa ngeeplate zamandulo zento yokuba kubekho iintsiba. Ndiyoyika kwaye ndilungelelanise imoto kwi-drain.
Imoto ikhawuleziwe, i-hoarse, kodwa yalinywa yanqatyiwe kwaye ivule isiciko ayivumeli. Kwakufuneka ndichithe iiyure ezimbini, ndaphosa amanzi ngevalve engezantsi. Inja ecinyiweyo icinyiweyo iyothunge kwaye yashiya ngokwakhelwe ngokwakhe.
Amaqanda
Xa ndandineminyaka eyi-9 okanye eli-10, emva koko emva kwesikolo umama, ndandichazela kwifowuni ukuba ilungiselela njani isidlo sasemini. Nje ukuba iimveliso kwifriji azikhange zijike ngaphandle kwamaqanda. Umama ucebise: "Amaqanda eSwari, imizuzu emi-5 kwaye alungile."Ngokuhlwa, uMama wafumanisa ukubhuqa indlala kunye nebhakethi elipheleleyo lamaqanda aqhekekileyo. Ndiphalaze amanzi abandayo epanini, ndibeka iqanda, icinyiwe imizuzu emi-5, yathatha iqanda, laphuka - laza laphoswa ngaphandle. Kwaye ke ngeshumi eliphezulu
Umncedisi wePapina
Utata wayexakeke kakhulu kwisiganeko esibalulekileyo. Ndicele ukuba ndibethe ibhulukhwe. Ulwimi, ukukhupha ngenkuthalo kwi-gauze, ekhoyo ngokucacileyo yesolo ecaleni komlawuli we-logaritic.
Iintolo zaphuma-akuyi kufaneleka! Kodwa ngaphakathi kwibhulukweni, kuba ibhulukhwe ejijekileyo. Utata uyaleka le.
ULenin wayelungile
Kwi-oveni yam egciniweyo yonke ihlelo. Kwaye, xa ngequbuliso yajika, inamaphepha okubhaka. Ngaphambi kokuba ikhanyise irhasi, iphepha lokubhaka lakhupha, kodwa alizange libone iphepha. Ubambe umlilo. Ndigubungele i-oveni kwaye ndiyilinda ndide ndiyelise. Kwaye emva koko ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiqokelele njengokucoca ngokukhawuleza.Utatomkhulu uLenin wayelungile! Ilangatye lifakwe kwi-spark. Kanye kwi-vacuum cleaner ebhegini. Kwakufuneka nditsalele umnxeba umyeni wam - wacebisa ukuba axoke kwisofa kwaye angachukumisi kwanto ngaphambi kokufika kwakhe. Mhlawu ngephutha.
Iirosets
Abazali bashiye iintsuku ezintathu, bendishiya udadewabo kwifama. Sigqibe kwelokuba senze iirosees ", njengeziqwengana. Kwaye yonke into yenzekile kakhulu. Kuphela kusekupheleni, xa i-sacupan ivela egumbini elitshiswayo elahliweyo kunye ne-chadila, ndagqiba kwelokuba ibiyimfuneko yokuphola. Khange ndize ndize ndicinge ukuba ndingayigalela ukubila ngokubila i-oyile i-oyile i-mug yelitha yamanzi abandayo.
Kuhle, ukuba ndikwazile ukugqobhoza !!! Amabala ukusuka kwioyile eshushu eshushu egubungele ikhitshi liphela. Into ebuhlungu yayingumhla ophambi kokuba abe sisilizi. Ndizamile ukupeyinta neGouache kunye neCalk, kodwa ayiphumelelanga kakhulu. Lonke ixesha eliseleyo yayingcangcazela phambi kwesohlwayo.
Izamile
Ngenye imini, umama wamyalela ukuba ahlelele intamo, kwaye ndatshabalalisa i-hoe enqabileyo kwaye ndiyityala, ndalityalile nje i-bucktorn yolwandle, ababesebenzisa amaqhinga ophando olwenziwayo. Enye ibhasi ihleli, nangona ndazama ukumbetha kakhulu. Ngethamsanqa, i-hoe sele ifakiwe.Ukubulala ngokubulala
Xa yayilambile, kwaye ndandinenja enkulu, ndathenga ngalo msitho intloko yenkomo yonke. Ixabiso eliphantsi kwaye intle. Khange ndicinge ngenye into - ukuba iyinxalenye yenxalenye ethile. Nditsibela iiyure ezintathu ezijikeleze lebhola ngelishwa, kwaye ke ndiqonda-kufuneka unqumle!
Inkalipho intloko yakhe ebhafini, ibeka isitulo esinebhodi enkulu saza sagqiba kwi-AX. Kwaye ngalo mzuzu, xa sele ndiyenzile, ndafowunela ipolisa emnyango.
Kufanelekile ukuba, mhle kakhulu, kwaye phambi kwakhe intombazana, egazini, iindawo zenyama kunye ne-ax. Kwaye ukusuka emva kocango, i-Senbernar ijongeka ngathi ihamba imbi kakhulu kwaye ithwele izandla.
Kwakufuneka ndenze ipolisa kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwaye ndibonise iingqondo zenkomo kunye nezinye iimfuno.
Ulusu
Xa ndandisuka kwindlu yabazali, ndabamba ulusu lwe-yak. Inyathelo lokuqala elize nesipho esivela kwi-Asia. Ulusu luhle kakhulu, luziimitha enye kunye nesiqingatha ngemitha nganye, uboya obude.Kutshanje uthathe isigqibo sokululula kumatshini wokuhlamba. Ekuphumeni, kwakuyimfuneko ukususa iiflethi zoboya zokususa iifletshi zoboya, kwaye isiseko sesikhumba saqhekeka saya kwizihlalo kwaye saphela ngokoqobo. Kwaye zingaphi iiwotshi ezizukileyo endizichithe, ndiphunga amasuntswana e-microscopic skins evela kwi-pumed yedyfor yedrafu ...
Abantwana bengqolowa
Ebuncinaneni bam, okwangoku asikayazi indlela yokupheka ipopcorn. Ndanikwa ingubo yengqolowa. Faka ipani yokuthambisa kunye negesi. Isiciko asifikanga.
Emva kwemizuzu emihlanu, isuswe lokuqalisa kwengqongqo eshushu! Kwakufuneka ndiyeke ikhitshi ikhitshi kwaye ndifihle emva komnyango kude kube yonke into iphele.
Kuqinisekisiwe
Ukulungiselela inyama yenkomo ethengiweyo kwintengiso. I-Sleslewoman, intle kakhulu yam, ingeyiyo ihlazo lokuthengisa inyama yenkomo yaseBelarusia.Ndizichukumisile iiyure ezimbalwa ngeendlela ezininzi, kodwa ayikhange ihlatywe. Umyeni, ubunqolobi obuphambili, uCaliphal u-blender wakhe kwiitapile, kodwa ihlafu yayingekapheli. Ukusuka kwi-Mass Comment kuye kwenzeka ukuba incancise i-broth kwaye ithe theka ikhekhe. Ke siyisebenzise.
Icebo
Emva kweholide, ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndigcine "inyamaide" yokunyamalala. I-uplded compote. Wajika wasweleka ngokukhawuleza. Kodwa bendingadideki. Ihlewe brandy njengoko ifanele kwaye ibone.
Pelmeshi.
I-Bacheloring kwiZiko leHosute, lagqiba kwelokuba le-fry sumplings. Ewe akukho lula, kodwa ukutshintsha - ngomphefumlo ongu-Deb Wathatha ilitha leoyile yemifuno, ethululwa kwi-saucepan kwaye waziswa.Waqala ukuphosa ilahleko apho, kwaye bamnyama phambi kwamehlo akhe. Bamba ipani kwaye phantsi komjelo wamanzi. Chwetheza ukupholisa. Kwaye ke i-classic yohlobo. Amanzi ngababini, i-oyile splashes kuyo yonke indawo ejikelezileyo, i-scrych!
Akukho hood, ke ndibaleka ndiyokuvula umnyango ukuze ndigcine ikhitshi ukuba liphumelele. Yonke le nto iphumile kwaye ... isebenze ngezixhobo zomlilo. I-eppoles yomiswe kuyo yonke ihostele, inyuka ivinjelwe kwaye ibize umoya. Ukubetha ukuze akunakwenzeka ukuvula umnyango kwizitepsi.
Kwi-levators, akukho mntu ubambeke kuphela ngamathuba acocekileyo.
Kwizinto ezincinci
Ukutyelela wonke umntu ukuba abetha kwaye apheke kwikofu yasempuma. Yongeza ii-SALTS ezisekwe kwitispuni kwikomityi yesiselo. "Yonke" imangalisiwe.
Eselula ndathatha ndaza ndagqobhoza iitight. Neetemps, kunye nesinyithi, kunjalo, inyibilikisiwe.
Ndicofe izihlangu zamazinyo (hayi i-sneakers) izinyo. Ewe, iicuba zesihlangu asikude kakhulu.
Intombi ikwiminyaka engama-26 ubudala izele ngandlela ithile izele sisitshe kwi-saucepan yamaqanda-itshekishwe, iddyile okanye hayi. Uye wathi: "Ewe, iitapile zitshekiwe kakhulu!"
Ndaqhekeza kwi-borch yeviniga kangangokuba ayinakwenzeka. Ndacinga, i-scodid yesoda ukuze ndingakwazi ukutshixeka. Batya.
Izihlandlo ezithathu zabetha i-freezer ngesitshetshe. Kwi-freezers ezintathu ezahlukeneyo. Khawuleza ukwenze. Akukho nto iyondileyo.
Endaweni yeGinger, ukutyhila ngengozi kwisiqhumiso sentlanzi. Ayizange ifumaneke, njengakwindinyana.
Ihanjiswe amantongomane obisi olunomtsalane ohlekisayo nentombi. Ubisi oluthathelweyo lwaluphekwe iiyure ezimbini. Kanye, kwakuyinto enokufumana isityu.
Inqaku lilungiselela i-lilith mazikina