Abemi be-AHOSTAL: Ah, i-classics, Ah, iimfihlo, Ah-Ah, abaphangi bamanye amabala, abaphangi bamagqabi. Kwaye ulibele ngokungenantlonelo le midlalo siye saphanda ngayo imida yabavumelekileyo kwaye enesidima. Masikhumbule le mithambo kunye.
Gqirha, yintoni?
Ngenisa amahlathi edolo kwaye qaqamba isibane, kulungile, kunjalo. Kubazali. Kwinkampani yabantwana, isifundo sinokubangela umdla kakhulu. Kwakukho umdlalo kunye nokukhethekileyo okungathethekiyo kunye nokunyaniseka: tshintshana nje ukuze ubonise ezinye iinxalenye ezinomdla zomzimba. Le yokugqibela yayisele iyure eqinileyo kwiyure yokuthula kwi-kindergarten, xa utitshala wahlambe ukuyasela iti kwaye waphumla ebantwaneni. Ukuba kubonakala ngathi kuyimfuneko ukuthathwa kwabantwana bakho ngokungxamisekileyo phantsi kolawulo lwewotshi, khawufane ucinge eyona i igon igorevich, intloko yenkonzo yezokhuseleko, okanye umamazala, naye wawudlala. Kwaye akukho nto, iphakame ngabantu abaziphethe kakuhle, ngendlela.
*** I-GnoMIC
Abanye abantwana babiza nenenekazi elicekeceke njengomntwana. Umsebenzi ongenantsingiselo, usongelwa ngokusweleka komceli mngeni. Abantwana abasebenza ngakumbi babangela i-gotley gnome. Emva kwesiko, elinokubandakanya, yitsho, ukubeka iilekese zesipili kunye nokujija kwisithende esinye, i-gnome ifanele ibhale amagama amanqatha asekhohlo. Ukuba abantwana abadala bafunda malunga nento, unokuxhomekeka ngokupheleleyo kwi-GnoMIC.
Intaka ayisiyomfesane
Kulungile ukuba nesilwanyana esifuywayo, ncuffy kwaye chwayitile. Kodwa isilwanyana esincinci esifileyo esasetyhini sasingeyiyo ipropathi exabisekileyo. Ngapha koko, inokungcwatywa! Ilahleko ingcwaba imingcwabo yengca, ngeyona ndlela ilungileyo. Ukunxiba ii-hamsters, iintaka okanye mouse kwimouserrap. Isidumbu sixhotyiswe ngaloo ndlela ukukhanya ngeembeko ekufaneleke kweNkokeli yeeVikings. Ibhokisi entle, i-storh ye-coltsfoot, i-qualungiseni yomngcwabo: "I-TU-104 yeyona nqwelo moya ilungileyo" kunye namanzi ngononophelo - i-Saint-Saint-umnqamlezo ovela kumazantsi.
Iimpukane ezinkulu
Uhlobo oluthile lwendle, ukusela uyolo ukubanjwa xa iphepha okanye ibhegi yeplastiki okanye i-cuns yeplasitikhi okanye i-inki yephepha enamanzi, yahlulwa yangu-Asphalt. Wowu! Phakama uhlala uphakama, umphanda, kunjalo. Ngamanye amaxesha umdlalo uqalile kude. Umzekelo, ngaphambi kokuphosa amaqanda eluphahleni lweemoto okanye ngaphambi kokuba uye kwigumbi lommelwane obizelweyo kunye noLithina omanzi kunye ne-musina, apho i-touche, apho i-torill igalelwe i-cap kuhlaselo lwequbuliso.
Inombolo yemveliso 2.
Kwakungekho sempilweni e-USSR, kodwa kukho uhlobo oluthile lweekhondomu. Kwaye akunakwenzeka ukuba okungenani kubantwana abakwazi ukhubeke kwi-gum engafihlakali kakuhle ngabazali. (Endaweni yoko, wayefihliwe kakuhle, kodwa sasijonge ngononophelo). Ewe kunjalo, ayikho enye into ngaphandle kwebhaluni engaqhelekanga, le nto ayinakuba njalo. Kwaye ke umntwana uhlala evuya ngabamelwane, ebaleka ejikeleze i -yadi ngesihloko esibonakalayo kwintambo. Esona sipho sipeyintwe kwibhola yobuso.
Ngaba yindlu ye-Zaitsev?
Kwangoko, ukugculelwa kwaye ubambe isisu, kufuneka ucofe inombolo engaqhelekanga, linda "Molo, yitsho!" Kwaye ubuze into engeyiyo. Ngaba unawo amanzi ashushu? Ngomso sikuzisa kuwe indlovu. Kwisiphelo esincinci, ungakhwela nje kwityhubhu. Nokuba ungaphendulwa yimpendulo yomnxibelelanisi, yonke into ilele phantsi ukusuka ekuhlekeni. Kwaye ukuva umnxeba wefowuni, i-hooligale yasemncinci yayingcungcutheka koloyiko: Ngequbuliso banenombolo yenani apho, ukumangaliswa okukhulu, kwaye ngoku baya kuthathwa emapoliseni?
Pile Mala
Ukucoceka kunye nokungabikho kobulungu kunye nokuvavanywa kwethiyori ye-Darwin-Tsiba ngaphezulu komnye kude kube ezantsi kuya kuqala ukuwa. Kwimbali yentendelezo, abanye bafa! Ubuncinci, amaqhosha enkqubo ayekhutshiwe kakhulu. Kodwa ukusukela oku iqela likaMala sahenda ngakumbi.
Hlukana kwaye ubaleke
Ukuba ilizwe lomlingo babesebuntwaneni, yayiyindawo yokwakha. Kwaye kukho amatye asele empumlo kwindawo yokwakha, i-carbide, eyapheliswayo kwaye ibhubhile, ukuba uyiphosa kwi-puddle. Kwaye wayenokuba wawususa umlilo (kwaye utshise)! I-squirture yokuzonwabisa, ifikelelekayo kwaye abo bangathethiyo kwanto kwi chemistry. Into ephambili, ngentonga yocingo kwindawo yokwakha.
Abantwana nxamnye nepropathi yontlalontle
Iitram kunye neetram ezinomdla ngamandla abo kunye nokungazithembi. Isilingo sokuvavanya i-iron monster yayilungile. Yintoni eza kuba yipatch, isikhonkwane, cork, ukuba uzifaka e-rais? Kwaye kuya kwenzeka ntoni kuloliwe uqobo? Ngokutsho kwentsomi, kwi-piglet, uloliwe unokufumana umoya. Iitsheki zihlala ziqhubeka de abantu abavavanyi bafundiswa ukusuka kwi-rails ngasemva kweendlebe emva kweendlebe.
Ivenkile
Phakathi kwezityu ezingenatyala, amabala aza agqobhoza umdlalo omangalisayo we-esile. Umsebenzi wommiselo wayeza kuhamba ngomntu ngebhola kwipopu okanye kwintloko (molo, concussion). Abadlali, kwangaxeshanye, akunakwenzeka ukuba ubalekele, kwakufuneka bachukumise umhlaba ubuncinci. Kwavela ukuba wonke umntu uqhekeze emhlabeni, ezama ukugubungela intloko ne-ASS ngaxeshanye. Ukuba umntu ugqibezela ukubamba ibhola, unokumdisa kude, kwaye wonke umntu ufumana ithuba lokuhlala kwaye aphucule izikhundla zabo. Kwaye le yeyona nguqulo ikrelekrele nephulayo yomdlalo. Kwinguqulelo elula, amanzi azama ukunika umntu iPodzhopnik, kwaye nayo.
