NgoDisemba, ixesha legolide le-hatriteria kunye nokunganyamezelani. Usuku lokukhanya luhlala ixesha elinye elinesiqingatha, kwisitrato esongeneyo, umphunga uqengqelisa ibunzi lakhe. Yonke into ejikeleze i-snow yekhephu kwizikhafu kwaye kuphela yi-snotty monster enempumlo ebomvu. Kwaye ngoku konke kulandelayo konke kukunitsalela kwingxoxo yehlabathi kwaye ndibuze imibuzo ezimangalisayo qho ngoDisemba.
Uya kubhiyozela phi?
Ngokungathi baninzi abantu abasemhlabeni abanokuphendula lo mbuzo ngaphambi kwe-30 kaDisemba. Nangona kunjalo, lo qheliselo lubonisa ukuba eyona ndlela ifanelekileyo yokucwangciswa kweqela lasendle enemithi eluhlaza, i-champagne spish kunye nokuvuka kwesinye isixeko-sithatha isigqibo sokufuma, emva kokuba sityhutyha intetho yakhe.Yintoni ebandayo!
Inyaniso emangalisayo: Umthamo wememori yethu yanele kuphela ubusika ubusika. Umntu unokusinda kubusika abangama-30 baseJamani, ngalo lonke ixesha bebukele ii-Dwarfs zikhulula kwimpukane, kwaye bezibuza ngokungaguqukiyo- ngoDisemba kunye nobushushu? Injani?
Uza kuhamba ntoni unyaka omtsha?
Nantsi imfihlakalo yoNyaka oMtsha kuwe: ayiloluhlobo luhlaza, hayi loo mhlophe, kwaye apha kunjalo, kodwa apha ke kukho isitaki, kodwa sise-fintiflshhsashka, kodwa kwi-felbober enjalo. Thetha malunga nengubo yomthendeleko-andikhathali ukuba uchaze imibuliso. Ulwimi lwaseRussia luphawu kakhulu kwaye alunantsingiselo ukugqithisa konke ukuqaqamba kwayo.
Iphi iqumrhu?
Nokuba ikhephu lokuqala alizange liwele ngokwenene, kusenziwa imithambo ye-dennitted i-Instagram, kwaye igalari yeofisi sele iqala ikhwele ngamashishini amiweyo. Kwaye siya kuba nogqatso kwiphenyane echibini kunye ne-champagne! Kwaye sikhupha yonke i-baikour kwiqela le-cosmos evulekileyo! Kwaye sineMadonna nge-celistin's hopak! Nangona kunjalo, i-scout i-crane: ishishini kunye nequmrhu, ukuze iiyunithi ziye zasinda, uninzi luya kuwa ezantsi komlawuli ngaphambi kokukhululwa kweGaltina.Yintoni endifanele ndiyinike indoda yam (Gogo, umtshana, parfnu wicodem)?
Coca ibhola yekristali-kwiiveki ezimbini ezizayo kuya kufuneka uphendule imibuzo kangangezihlandlo ezingama-20 ngosuku. Ekugqibeleni, ukuqonda kwakho kuyavavanywa. Ukusuka emnyango, kucacile ukuba unokukhetha isipho kumntu ongazange wambone emehlweni. Oku kunokwenzeka ukuba iinketho ezingenankathalo ezilungele wonke umntu - iseti ye-ritilance kwi-ream, eStritpon, ichongwe neekristali ze-swarovski, kunye nemitha yehlathi yehlathi.
Ubhabha phi?
UJanuwari kwindlela ephakathi mhle kakhulu kangangokuba i-Pesche inqabile iya kukhokelela ubuhle bakhe. Ukuba awukwazi ukujoyina iBlander Sheender Blander yeNgxowa-zigrafi, yenze intetho ebugqomo efanelekileyo - usizi, imfihlakalo kunye nokuvuma ukulwa imivumbo ye-teme. Kuya kufuneka uyinxibe ngalo lonke ixesha umntu uza kunomdla kwindlela yakho yemibhiyozo. Ngaphandle koko, kusafuneka uchaze ukuba kutheni ungabhabha naphi na kwaye njani enye indlela onqwenela ukuphila ngayo kwikhephu lokuqala.
Phosa imali kude kube kuFebruwari?
Awudingi mali-i-corridor sele uyigcinile i-Banknotes, ikhitshi, kwaye ivela eludongeni lwendlu yangasese, uBen Franklin unobuhlobo. Yabelana ngoncumo lwayo kunye nabo, ngokungafaniyo nawe, ufuna ukuqaphela unyaka omtsha, kwaye ubhabhe, kwaye ubhabhe, kunye neencasa zokuthenga abantwana.Ngombono we "ndisebenza ukuya kuthi ga kwi-31"? Sust kuyo yonke into, sele sisasazekile!
Yintoni enokuba mnandi ngakumbi kunokwenza ingxelo yonyaka (ethi, ethi, ngokuqinisekileyo, ayinakulinda de kube yimini elandelayo) phantsi kovuyo lwabahlobo kunye nokukhala kweeglasi zobomi? Oko kukutywinwa kweendlela ezinamazinyo ngaphandle kwe-anesthesia.
Uza kupheka ntoni?
Ewe, njengesiqhelo: i-fillet fillet enesosi ye-truffle, i-nisha Yazi Salad, iTikka Masala kunye neentaka zeSchokadny. Ewe, i-Olivier, ngokwemvelo, kwaye uya kupheka i-Olivier, kwaye lonke ilizwe elikhulu kwimpembelelo enye luya kulawula i-Olivier, inkukhu ethosiweyo, ukusika inyama kunye nevodka. Ngakumbi i-vodka.Yehla emzimbeni?
Ayinamsebenzi ukuba ingakanani ikilo kuwe kwaye ufuna kangakanani ngokwakho - kufuneka unciphise umzimba, ngaphandle koko uNyaka oMtsha awuzukufika kwaphela. Bonke abafazi abanesidima banciphile ubunzima kabini ngonyaka - iveki ngaphambi kwedabi lee-krats kunye neentsuku ezintathu ngaphambi kokuba ahambe elwandle.